Rock All Night(75)

“You can still back out if you want to,” Ryan said.

“No she can’t, I already gave her the bloody interview,” Killian said.

“Killian – ” Ryan warned.

The guitarist sighed. “Of course you don’t have to if you really don’t want to, luv… but you did promise.”

I looked over at Derek for reassurance.

“You’re going to be fine. It’s gonna be awesome,” he smiled.

I looked at him for a few seconds more… and then nodded hesitantly. “Okay.”

“Alright, then, bottoms up!” Killian said, and began stuffing the mushrooms in his mouth and chewing them, followed by a few swigs of orange juice.

I followed suit, and almost gagged. They tasted like musty dirt, and were as chewy as cardboard. “Ugh, this is gross.”

“Drink the OJ,” Derek said through a mouthful of shrooms, and passed me a glass.

I finally got them down. Then I looked around. “I don’t see anything.”

Both Killian and Derek laughed.

“It takes a while to kick in,” Derek explained.

“Oh,” I said, embarrassed. “How long?”

“Twenty to thirty minutes.”

“Oh.”

“Let’s move the party outdoors, shall we?” Killian suggested.

“What are we going to do outdoors?”

“We’re going for a walk.”

“Why?!”

“Well, we have to have something to look at, don’t we?”

“Why can’t we look at stuff in here?”

Derek grinned and put his arm around my shoulders. “You’ll see. You’ll want to be outside, that’s half the fun.”

“…okay,” I grumbled, and felt the last vestiges of control slip away from me as we walked out of the cabin.





62




As soon as we were outside, I heard the dogs barking again and approaching fast. I turned around, and there was Bob waddling along as the happy pack of mutts swarmed Derek.

“You folks going for a walk?” he called from about 60 feet away.

“Yep,” Derek confirmed.

“You should take the dogs with you. They’ll enjoy it, and they won’t be any trouble.”

My first thought was, Walk your own damn dogs, mister!

But Derek seemed happy enough to oblige. “Cool, you got it, Bob.”

The old man waved at us, then walked back to the house alone.

The dogs tore off ahead of us into the desert, streaking over the dirt road into the middle of nowhere. We followed behind them. Though they were out of sight within 30 seconds, we could still hear them barking in the distance.

“Where are they going?” I asked nervously.

“Don’t worry, they know this place backwards and forwards,” Derek said.

“I just don’t want them running off and we get blamed for it,” I said, still nursing a bit of resentment over having to be a dog-walker while I was on psychedelics.

“I don’t think that’s going to be a problem.”

“Are we walking the dogs, or are the dogs walking us?” Killian philosophized as he toddled off after them, plinking away at his guitar.

Ryan, Derek, and I followed him in silence.

After about 30 seconds of our footsteps gritting in the sand and dirt, I asked, “This is it? This is all we’re doing, just taking a walk in the desert?”

Derek grinned. “That’s about it.”

“This is what Killian made such a big fuss over last night? Walking around in the desert.”

“Just wait.”

I sighed and we continued walking.

Thirty seconds later I asked, “How will I know when something’s happening?”

“You’ll start seeing shit.”

“Like what?”

“Like patterns.”

“Patterns? Where?”

“In everything.”

I remembered stories from the resident Grateful Dead fan back in journalism school. Like the time he saw a giant alligator skeleton in the sky, and its footprints in the clouds were outlined in pink cotton candy. Or when he was driving and had a flashback, and a fire hydrant sprouted feet and ran across the road.

Though I think he did LSD, not shrooms.

“Am I going to see stuff that’s not really there?”

“No, probably not.”

“What am I going to see?”

“Everything will just be a lot more interesting.”

“Interesting how?”

“Jesus, Kaitlyn, enough with the questions,” Derek said – not exactly mean, but the way you might talk to a three-year-old who kept asking Why? Why? Why?

“Cut her some slack, Derek,” Ryan said. “She’s just nervous.”

“She doesn’t have anything to be nervous about,” Derek shot back. “I’m here, you’re here – it’s going to be fine.”

“She’s never done this before.”

“Well, if she keeps worrying about it, she’s going to end up on a bad trip.”

“A bad trip?” I squeaked.

“Good one, dumbass,” Ryan growled.