Love, Creekwood (Simonverse #3.5)(11)
Love,
Blue
FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
DATE: NOV 18 AT 7:12 PM
SUBJECT: I’M STILL JUST . . . HOLY SHIT
Abraham Louis Greenfeld, you are UNBELIEVABLE. I just scrolled back through our emails, and I can’t stop smiling. You’re such a freaking con artist, you know that? God. Bram. Best fucking surprise of my life. I don’t think my feet have even hit the floor yet.
Bram, I’ll never get over the sight of you on my bed, cross-legged, in flannel freaking pajama pants, reading a textbook. A TEXTBOOK. Like it’s some regular homework night. And I’m just standing in the doorway, fucking speechless. Bram, I thought you were a ghost (probably because I’d just come back from a ghost tour, AS YOU KNEW PERFECTLY WELL, BECAUSE YOU’RE IN CAHOOTS WITH MY FREAKING ROOMMATE).
Like. I’m just trying to wrap my head around the fact that you two have been planning this all month. You guys are the sneakiest little sneaks on earth. I still can’t believe you SLID INTO KELLAN’S DMs, talked him into bringing me on a ghost tour, and then talked my freaking customs person into smuggling you into my dorm room. Such deception!!!! By the way, Kellan and Grover are so fucking pleased with themselves right now. They legit won’t stop high-fiving each other (high-fiving! Guys, this is why people think you’re a pair of straight dudes!) (okay, so the high fives are a little finger-twiney upon further observation, but STILL).
Anyway, it was perfect. It was just the most perfect birthday imaginable. You’re a really great person to be in love with, you know that?
Love,
Simon
FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
DATE: NOV 23 AT 4:12 PM
SUBJECT: SQUAD THE F UP
Okay, turkey squad, I’m moving this over to email, because apparently some people keep missing messages on their Androids (me. Some people is me).
Anyway, clearly tomorrow’s the day, so should we lock this in? Want to say noon at Waffle House? Do I really get to see all your gorgeous faces at once????
xoxo,
Abby
FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
DATE: NOV 23 AT 4:15 PM
SUBJECT: RE: SQUAD THE F UP
Hell yes, all my dudes at Waffle House??? That is a recipe for greatness!
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FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
DATE: NOV 23 AT 4:17 PM
SUBJECT: RE: SQUAD THE F UP
Wait hold up which Waffle House??
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FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
DATE: NOV 23 AT 4:21 PM
SUBJECT: RE: SQUAD THE F UP
Roswell Road, right? Near the Starbucks? I’m hyped!!
FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
DATE: NOV 23 AT 4:23 PM
SUBJECT: RE: SQUAD THE F UP
“WaHo near the Starbucks” LOL, we are most certainly back in Shady Creek, my friends Sent from G-money’s iPhone
FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
DATE: NOV 23 AT 4:27 PM
SUBJECT: RE: SQUAD THE F UP
Hi, everyone! So excited for tomorrow. Quick question: “G-money,” who are you?
Best,
Taylor
Taylor Eline Metternich
Harvard College
Creekwood High School Salutatorian FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
DATE: NOV 23 AT 4:30 PM
SUBJECT: RE: SQUAD THE F UP
’Tis I, Guy Fieri!!
Okay wait, for real, should I bring back the Fieri hair? Do we think the ladies of Tech would appreciate??
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FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
DATE: NOV 23 AT 4:35 PM
SUBJECT: RE: SQUAD THE F UP
Garrett, no.
FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
DATE: NOV 23 AT 4:39 PM
SUBJECT: RE: SQUAD THE F UP
Umm, Garrett, what do you mean by “bring back”?