Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words(54)

“I’m sure I’m sure,” I tell him.

“Take what you want, Heidi. I’m all yours.”

Pressing my lips back to his, I reach down between us again, wrap my hand around him, and guide him between my legs. As I sink down on top of him, we groan in unison, and I’m pretty sure my eyes roll into the back of my head.

We never stop kissing once as I cling to his shoulders, and he keeps his arms locked securely around me as I slowly start moving up and down on top of him. I never worry once if I’m doing it right or if it’s good for him. I can tell by the way he thrusts his hips up to meet me, wanting more. I can tell with each of his moans of pleasure that I swallow with every kiss, and I can tell by how tight his arms get around me when I push my body down, taking him as deep as he’ll go while grinding against him that he’s right here with me, enjoying each and every dirty moment of having sex on my couch.

I do exactly as he says, and I take what I want.

And it is the best. Moment. Ever.





Chapter 26





Heidi’s Discount Erotica, Episode 9


“Welcome to Heidi’s Discount Erotica, do-do-do! I just want to start off this podcast with a great big thank you to all my listeners. I began this thing on accident, because I was lost and frustrated with my life, and it turned into an outlet for me to talk about my frustrations and fix what I thought was broken inside myself. Through all your supportive comments, and with a little help from my sexy neighbor, I’ve come to realize there was nothing broken within me. There were just a few wires crossed between my brain and my soul. I didn’t need to change everything about who I am as a person to get what I wanted. I’m always going to be a little dorky, and a little weird, and that’s okay! I just needed to believe in myself. To believe that I’m more than the labels I’ve given myself and that I’ve allowed other people to give me. I needed to believe that I can be dorky and weird, and still be confident and sexy. I think I’ve learned through all this that I had those qualities inside me all along; I just needed to figure out how to channel them. So thank you for listening to me ramble week after week. Thank you for giving me an outlet to learn how to believe in myself, one messy, dorky step at a time.

“Okay, onto the good stuff! I’m happy to report that things with my sexy neighbor have been… sexy. Oh so sexy. Every minute I spend with him is better than the last, because he lets me be who I am. He doesn’t judge me. He doesn’t make fun of me if I stumble. I’ve learned that the sexiest thing about a man isn’t necessarily how he looks with his clothes off—although it’s a definite perk when he works in construction and has muscles for days. And it’s not how he knows exactly the right way to touch you to make you scream like a wild woman—but you know, that’s also a bonus. The sexiest thing about a man is when he has confidence in the woman he’s with. When he believes in her, and encourages her, and supports her, no matter what crazy ideas go through her head.

“Which brings us to today’s excerpt—a crazy idea that’s been going through my head for the last week and a half since we first… you know, christened our relationship. And my couch. And have since christened my kitchen counter, his bed, my living room floor, his shower, and one amazing evening in my backyard, on a blanket under the stars, next to a fire in the new fire pit he built for me. I want to try something new and bold with him. So, I’m just going to read a little something to give me a few pointers and get the juices flowing!

“Oh. Eeew. Maybe I shouldn’t say juices. That word never seemed gross to me before, but now that my head is full of dirty things, it’s not good. Not good at all. Moving on! For all you Penelope Sharp fans, I asked her to write me a little something to help me out with this, and she delivered! Here we go.

“‘Alexis had never felt so much power with a man before. As she finished tying Drake’s wrists to the bedposts, she took a moment to stand next to the bed, admiring her work.

His muscular biceps flexed as he tested the restraints, staring at her with fire in his eyes, waiting for her to make the next move. Her eyes trailed down his bare chest and stomach to stop on his hard cock, resting heavily on his stomach, twitching with desire when she licked her lips as her eyes took their fill.

He lay before her like an erotic buffet, and she didn’t know what she should sample first. She wanted to taste every bit of this delicious meal, all at once. Climbing onto the bed and straddling his thighs, she didn’t waste one minute. She wanted to drive him wild. She wanted to hear the bedposts rattle and creak as he strained against the silk ties. Wrapping her hand around his thick erection, she started pumping it slowly up and down. When Drake moaned and his eyes started to flutter closed, she quickly removed her hand, which forced him to let out a frustrated growl.

‘Keep your eyes open and watch what I’m doing to you,’ she ordered.

Drake immediately complied. As a reward, when she wrapped her hand around him again, Alexis leaned her body forward and took the entire length of his cock in her mouth. She sucked harder and harder on him with each bob of her head up and down his shaft, and within seconds, she got exactly what she wanted.

Alexis heard the rattle and creak of the bedposts as Drake strained against them, muttering curses into the otherwise quiet room as she brought him to ecstasy, swallowing every last drop as it poured down her throat.’”