My So-Called Sex Life (How to Date, #1)(33)

“You cursed me!”

She knits her brow. “Sounds cool. Tell me more about this new skill of mine. Because there are others I might like to curse.”

“Axel,” I mutter, annoyed. Then I’m double-annoyed when my stomach flips at the mere mention of him. “You and your sex talk.”

A satisfied grin spreads on her cute face. “You finally admit I’m right.”

“Undo the curse. Now.” I stomp my foot to get my point across.

“Aww. Lust hurts, doesn’t it?”

“It’s the worst,” I whine, effectively admitting she’s right. Or right-ish. “What do I do with this…attraction?”

“Bang it out,” she says, too cheery.

“You are such an enabler. Help me for real, V.”

She sets down the watering can and strokes her big cat. “Look, he’s sexy, and he’s working that whole cocky thing that you love.”

“I don’t love cocky men,” I hiss.

She snort-laughs. “You so do. He’s like a jackass cat. And you love jackass cats. You always put them in your books.”

I stare at her like she’s gone mad. “I do not always put them in my books.”

Except, hold on. I did have a jackass cat in Sweet Spot. And in Plays Well With Others. Dammit. Axel was right about that too, when he said I like quirky pets in my stories. But, to be fair, all cats are kind of jackasses. It’s endemic.

“Axel is also intensely verbal, and so are you,” Veronica adds. “And the two of you talk like it’s foreplay. So, um, good luck.”

“You were supposed to be helping me,” I say.

“I’m dissecting why you’re attracted to him. Maybe if you understand it, you won’t be so captivated by it. He’s all the things you think you don’t like but you do. Plus, he’s smart. So, just know that’s your downfall and focus on other things, like the trip.”

She makes a good point. I can’t give in to this lust. I can’t act on it. I’m here for work. Not to act out a sex scene. “Right. Focus on the trip, the readers, the purpose,” I say, reinforcing her very good advice. “Thank you.”

“You can do it, Hazel,” she says, then swings her gaze to the door. “Milo’s home. I love you. And my jackass cat loves you too.”

“Have fun with your guy,” I say. “And your jackass cat. And thanks. That was helpful.”

“Anytime.”

I say goodbye then leave the hotel, thinking about books and work—the reasons why I’m here.

They really should do the trick.



The Roma Termini railway station is like a pill, and I swallow it dry that evening because I’m damn eager for the medicine. This station is not romantic at all.

The city’s largest train station is like a space hub.

Digital signs flash arrivals and departures in bright orange overhead, while silver columns and sleek walls scream modern.

Thank the goddess.

Plus, there are crowds. Oh yes, the massive crowds. No one can feel flutters when they’re surrounded by scurrying passengers and harried travelers.

At least, I’m trying not to.

Amy, the PR professional organizing the tour, escorts Axel and me through the station. “The platform we’re departing from is less busy. It’s everything JHB envisioned when he designed this luxury train. A hearkening back to another era of travel,” she says.

No. That’s bad.

Early train travel is romantic.

But how romantic can a reclusive billionaire train mogul really be?

I decide the train won’t be that romantic after all.

I listen intently as Amy shares more about the tour’s agenda. Amy Chandler is outgoing, welcoming, and capable. We met her at the hotel earlier today—she runs her own PR firm in Los Angeles and one of her specialties is book tours. But I already know of her. Through TJ, I met and became close friends with some of his friends who play for the San Francisco Hawks, including the receiver, Nate Chandler. Amy’s his sister and Nate adores her. As one should do with big sisters.

“We’ll meet up with your readers in the dining car once you’re all settled on the train. You’ll have some time to freshen up, put your things away, and all that good stuff,” she says, guiding us to a quieter section of the station, around the corner and back in time.

This platform is quaint. The crowds have thinned. Classical music plays overhead, mingling with the sound effect of an old-time steam engine. The train itself sits proudly on the tracks. It’s modern, I’m told, but the outside of it is straight out of an Agatha Christie novel, with an old-fashioned blue and cream facade and JHB Travel in calligraphy along the side of the cars.

“That’s a helluva train,” Axel says with a low whistle of admiration.

Amy smiles and gestures to the platform-edge doors. “We have two cars reserved for our group. And we have dinner tonight with everyone, a little on the late side, but that’s what makes it fun. We’ll do the nine o’clock seating. We have a stop in Florence after that to pick up some more passengers, and then the trip to Nice should be peaceful overnight. Perfect for sleeping,” Amy says, then checks her watch. “We’ll arrive early in the morning, but you don’t have to rush off the train. Take your time.”