My So-Called Sex Life (How to Date, #1)
Lauren Blakely
ABOUT
I’ve got a list of people I absolutely don’t ever want to be stuck with on a boat, or a plane, or a train, and it starts and ends with the broody, grumpy, too-sexy-for-my-own good Axel Huxley.
Also known as this romance novelist’s number one nemesis.
The man is legendary for his mighty pen and his even mightier scowl. I tried to work together with the cocky thriller writer once upon a time, but the two of us are like vodka and good decisions. We don’t play well together.
Only now, our publishers are sending us on a joint trip across Europe to mingle with our most devoted readers on an old-fashioned luxury train. And thanks to a booking snafu, we have to share a sleeper car.
You guessed it--there’s only one bed.
I’m not sure I can survive the next seven days and nights with my dangerously sexy enemy and all our fiery tension.
Which explodes one night in a desperately needed hate bang.
But the bigger plot twist is this – the more time we spend together, visiting the most romantic cities in Europe by day and discovering each other at night, the more I’m forced to face our past.
To let go of the hurt.
To see the man he’s become.
And when I do, I wonder if it’s too late to write a new happy ending for us?
A HOW TO DATE NOVEL
By Lauren Blakely
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MY SO-CALLED SEX LIFE
BY LAUREN BLAKELY
A Standalone in the How to Date series
1
THE ANTI MEET CUTE
Hazel
Obviously, I believe in love.
If I didn’t, I’d be the worst kind of romance writer—the kind who lies to her readers.
But there’s something I believe in more fervently than love, and that’s the meet-cute. You can’t get to the happy ending without the unputdownable beginning.
The start of the story is my writing church, and I worship at the altar of those delicious moments when the hero and heroine meet for the first time.
Or meet again.
Tonight, I’ll be researching a new here’s-how-they-met possibility as I head to dinner in New York.
I’m one block away from the restaurant. My short, black ankle boots click against the sidewalk on Twenty-Fourth Street as I gaze up at the numbers on the buildings. I pass a tattoo parlor where a goth gal inks a burly man’s arm, and then I acquire the target.
Menu.
“It’s as trendy as it is annoying,” my friend TJ said of the joint when he told me about it last week. “And I promise it’ll inspire your next chapter one.”
I was sold. I made a reservation right away.
Now, I’m here at the minimalist-style restaurant. Under the sign for Menu are the words Meet, Eat, Mingle.
Change your life.
Ambitious, but the way I see it, this place is going to be full of fodder. I can’t wait. I draw a deep inhale of the May night air, then square my shoulders. “Cover me, I’m going in,” I say to, well, no one.
Sometimes I talk to myself. It’s a thing. Whatever.
I head inside, marching to the hostess stand. A woman wearing a black tunic and sporting a blonde undercut shoots me a bored look. Yeah, that’s on point for a place called Menu.
“Hello. I have a reservation. Valentine. Party of one,” I say.
“It’s all parties of one,” she says, monotone.
“Old habit,” I say with a friendly shrug. “In any case, it’s for seven-thirty.”
With an aggrieved sigh, she scans the tablet screen, then meets my eyes. “The other party isn’t here yet. If he or she is five minutes late, we’ll have to ask you to leave.”
Okaaaay.
It’s a new world order. Restaurants have rigid rules. But I knew what I’d signed up for. “Works for me,” I say. You catch more flies with honey and all.
“Fine,” she says, then she nods toward the dining room behind her. It’s small and bare, in keeping with the theme, aka we’re cool, you’re not. The tables are black wood, the walls are steel gray, the tiles are white. Everything is ordinary, except the experience.
This restaurant is très chic because it seats strangers together.
As I follow her, I smile, giddy at the thought of an inspired meet-cute. Two sexy strangers happen to be seated together at a hipster restaurant just like this. They hit it off. Get it on that night. Then, oops! The next day he turns out to be her brand-new boss, perhaps?
But who is he? A mafia king? A sexy CEO?
The muses will let me know who the next hero is. Maybe he’ll even reveal himself tonight.
Undercut brings me to a table at the back. She waves a limp hand in the direction of the framed QR code on the black wood surface. “We use QR codes. You scan them with your phone. Have you ever used one before?”
I’m thirty-one, missy. I can work a phone, a power drill, and a twenty-speed vibrator. Not all at once though. “I’m familiar with the concept of QR codes. Also, phones,” I say.