Carnage: Book #1 The Story Of Us (Volume 1)(156)

I pause for a second then say in my croaky morning voice, “You punch like a girl Ash, I hit her so much harder than that.”

All eyes turn to me, Marley starts a slow clap and says, “Here she is, our very own battle queen She Ra, well done George, you’re all over the papers.”

I let out a big sigh and fold my arms across my chest. I’ve pulled on Sean’s boxers and the t-shirt he was wearing last night and nothing else. I look at Len, my sensible brother. “I’ve been onto the lawyers; they’re doing what they can with regard damage control. You really do need to think about anger management classes George.”

“Like f*ck she does,” Ash says. She climbs off of Jim and comes over and gives me a kiss on the cheek. “That bitch got what was coming to her. If G hadn’t of smacked her, I would’ve.” She drapes her arm around my shoulders. “She’s my f*cking hero and she’s got the best legs and tits and if I didn’t love you so much Marls, I would totally bang your sister.”

“Fuck baby, you’ve just made me totally hard. Is that wrong, that the thought of you banging my sister has made me hard?”

“Yes,” we all say together. My eyes meet Sean’s and he holds his hand out to me, I walk over to him and he pulls me between his legs as he sits on a stool.

“One night G, I go away for one night and look at the trouble you get into.” I suddenly feel nauseous and swallow down the bile that rises to my throat; he has no idea exactly how much trouble I got into. No one does, except me and Cam. The colour must leave my face as he adds, “I’m only joking babe, don’t stress about it, I just wish I’d been there to watch you give it to her.”

“I bet,” Marley adds. “Bitch fights are the best. I always get horny when I watch them.”

I shake my head at my brother as Ash slaps him in the chest. “You are one sick individual Marls dya know that?” I ask him.

“Yep, just the way my woman likes me, nothing wrong with getting excited about a bit of girl on girl action, it’s f*cking hot, hey baby?” Ashley blushes and looks mortified.

“What!?” me and Jimmie both shriek together, Ash just shrugs. “Oh shut up you two, don’t judge, we were smashed and this bird come on to me and Marls got all excited so we just went to a hotel for a bit of fun.”

“Fucking lot of fun baby, it was a whole lotta fun.” I’m intrigued and oddly turned on, I lean back into Sean’s lap and realise, he is too.

“But were you okay with that Ash, Marley with another bird I mean?” Jimmie asks.

“Oh she didn’t touch Marley. No f*cking way was I having that, although they sort of did, but only ‘cos they were both fighting over me,” she grinned as she spoke.

“Shit!” Sean says a bit too loudly.

“See, I told ya Maca, it’s f*cking hot, all that shit we’ve done before is bollocks compared to watching another bird with your misses. It was f*cking incredible. Don’t get me wrong, I could never let a bloke go there, no f*ckin’ way but watching her with a bird was f*ckin’ mind blowing, for both of us, ay babe?” Ashley just nods as she looks at us all, waiting for a response.

I turn and look at Sean with raised eyebrows. “All the shit you’ve done with birds before?”

“G,” he sighs out the letter. “It was over ten f*ckin’ years ago and anyway, what about this?”

He reaches behind him and holds up one of the Sunday tabloids and there, half a page big, is a picture of me looking up at Cam. Alongside the head line – “Rock star Macas Wife hooks up with East End bad boy! Could this mean Carnage for the golden couple?”