Lincoln in the Bardo(25)



hans vollman

Mr. Collier, said Mr. Vollman.



Mr. Vollman, said Mr. Collier.

roger bevins iii

A new property-worry then crossing his mind, he was thrown violently forward, stomach down, and, with a grunt of dread, spun to face north.

hans vollman





XXXIX.

Next we must short-cut through that swampy little section populated by our very lowest.

hans vollman

They sought the damp and moonless feeling here.

roger bevins iii

Here stood Mr. Randall and Mr. Twood, in perpetual conversation.

hans vollman

Rendered mutually inarticulate by we knew not what misfortune.

roger bevins iii

Faces reduced to gauzy unreadable smudges.

hans vollman

Torsos gray and shapeless but for the slightest torpedo-shaped suggestion of arms and legs.

roger bevins iii

Indistinguishable except that Mr. Twood’s movements retained a touch more vitality. Every now and then, as if making an attempt at persuasion, one of his arm-like appendages would pop up, as if to indicate, on a shelf, something to which he wished to call Mr. Randall’s attention.

hans vollman

Mr. Twood having been, we believed, in the retail line.

roger bevins iii

Drag out the big signage Immediately put it away again Drag it out again Not let slip from grasp Significantly reduced women’s.

mr. benjamin twood

In response, the gray faceless wedge that had been Mr. Randall would sometimes enact a little dance.

roger bevins iii

Yield the seat Here’s a fellow who can really Tinkle the twinklers And the blokeat the piano would proffer his Then it was all me.

jasper randall

Sometimes, near sunrise, when all of the other swamp denizens were weary and depleted and had self-stacked and gone mute near the lightning-blasted black oak, Mr. Randall could be found bowing over and over again, as if to an imagined audience.

roger bevins iii

Leading us to surmise that he must have been a performer of some type.

hans vollman

Thank you thank you thank you!

jasper randall

EXTRAORDINARY VALUE WITHIN: Only recall your thin weary mother who mightyet be saved By the auto-iron, the cranking grater, the cold-box, the auto-salter, her once-fine posture revived, her winsome kindsmile revived, as of yore, when, in shortknees, you sported a branchsaber among the general pie-odor.

mr. benjamin twood

Slam, arpeggio, pause for smokedrink When I slammed a good one, small ripples would appear in the golden drink set before.

jasper randall

Any admiration we might once have felt for their endurance had long since devolved into revulsion.

roger bevins iii

Were we destined for a similar fate?

hans vollman

We thought not.

roger bevins iii

(Regularly scanned each other’s features for any indication of facial-smudging.) hans vollman

(Continually monitored ourselves for the slightest degradation in diction.) roger bevins iii

And they were far from the worst.

hans vollman

Consider Mr. Papers.

roger bevins iii

Essentially a cringing gray supine line.

hans vollman

Of whom one would only become aware once one had stumbled over him.

roger bevins iii

Cannery anyhelpmate? Come. To. Heap me? Cannery help? Can any wonder? Help. Conneg ayone heap? Unclog? May?

Place hepMay.

l. b. papers

We had no idea what Mr. Papers might previously have been.

roger bevins iii

There being so little of him remaining.

hans vollman

Go on Move along Else receive an unglad message in your bentover I’ll come right up under and ventilate your undertenting.

flanders quinn

Flanders Quinn.

hans vollman

Former robber.

roger bevins iii

Bevins, I’ll piss a line of toxic in yr wretched twin wristcuts Gropping you by yr clubdick, Vollman, I’ll slang you into the blackfence.

flanders quinn

I, for one, was afraid of him.

roger bevins iii

I was not afraid of him.

Exactly.

But we had urgent business. Must not linger.

hans vollman

And trot-skimmed off along the swamp-margin, Quinn cursing us, then reversing himself and supplicating us to return, as he was frightened to stay in that place, and yet more frightened to leave it (and go), since what must become of a sinner who had slit the throats of a merchant and his daughter beside a broken-wheeled Fredericksburg cariole (plucked the pearls from her very neck and wiped them blood-free with her own silk wrap)?

roger bevins iii

Regaining higher ground we put on the speed, passed through the leaning toolshed, crossed the gravel road, and made good time along the old carriage path, which still retained, to my nostrils, some faint mysterious scent of newsprint.

hans vollman





XL.

Just ahead now, past the slightly left-leaning Cafferty obelisk, a crowd had gathered around a freshly filled sick-hole.

hans vollman

Mr. Vollman approached the group.

Is the new arrival still…with us? he delicately inquired.

He is, yes, replied Tobin “Badger” Muller, bent, as always, nearly double with toil.

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