The Wizardry Consulted (Wiz, #4)(48)
“That’s burglary!”
“No sweat. It’s what we call a ‘black bag job’ in the FBI.”
It occurred to Ray that that was also what the Watergate Plumbers called it at the Nixon White House.
“What if she’s home?”
“She isn’t. She’s off playing games with some friends. You just wait here and if you see her coming honk the horn, okay?”
“I dunno about this.”
“Look,” Pashley said in the voice exasperated mothers use on small children, “just sit here and blow the horn if she comes. Nice and simple. What can go wrong?”
Ray’s suddenly overheated imagination came up with dozens of possibilities. “Leave the keys in the ignition, okay?”
Pashley shook his head. “Sorry. You’re not a government employee. You can’t legally drive this car.”
Whipple decided to pass on that. “I don’t want to drive it, I just want to be able to honk the horn.”
Pashley tossed the keys on the seat. “All right then, but don’t go anywhere.” He got out of the car and started up the sidewalk, his trench coat flapping against his knees.
“I wonder how big the astrophysical library is at Folsom Prison,” Whipple muttered and settled in to wait.
Clueless Pashley was muttering too as he turned into the apartment complex. “Damn pissants and their technicalities! Ruin the damn country.”
There was another problem Pashley hadn’t mentioned to Whipple. Since Judge Faraday had turned him down for the warrant the mood at the local FBI office had turned decidedly chilly. The surveillance team had been withdrawn and the electronic listening van was back in the government garage. Pashley suspected it had something to do with the fact that AIC Weinberg was almost ready to come back to work. For some reason Weinberg didn’t seem to like this investigation.
Actually the incident with Judge Faraday had pushed Janovsky to visit Weinberg in the hospital and tell him what Pashley had been up to. Weinberg hadn’t been able to fully brief his second-in-command on Pashley because he was still hooked up to a cardiac monitor when Janovsky told his story, and the monitor thought Weinberg was having a heart attack. The emergency team hustled Janovsky out of the room before Weinberg could get out anything coherent, but Janovsky got the drift.
Pashley skulked by the gate for a couple of minutes, oblivious to the way the street lights highlighted him. It wasn’t quite 10 P.M. but the court was deserted and most of the porch lights were off. The apartments had their drapes drawn tightly against the chill evening and he could faintly hear the sound of a television yammering out some game show at the top of its electronic lungs.
Judith’s apartment was on the ground floor about halfway back. Her porch light was on but the tall bushes to either side of the door gave him some cover. With a final look around Pashley dropped to one knee and produced a black vinyl case containing a dozen lock picks. He selected one, put the tension wrench in the keyhole and went to work.
If Pashley wasn’t smart, he was clever with his hands. He also knew how to pick locks. Unfortunately lock picking is not like riding a bicycle. You need to keep doing it to keep in practice and Pashley hadn’t practiced for a couple of years. It took him longer than he expected to tickle the tumblers and get the lock to turn.
Meanwhile Ray Whipple was getting more nervous by the minute. “Think about the Hubble,” he breathed, like an acolyte reciting a mantra. “Think about time on the Hubble.” He thought about it. He thought hard about that observing time. Then he thought about doing time-three-to-five as an accessory to burglary. Somehow he thought about that time more than he thought about the time on the Hubble Space Telescope.
Judith’s drapes were drawn and her apartment was dark. Pashley had forgotten a flashlight, so he groped blindly toward the kitchen. The first thing he found was a coffee table loaded with magazines. He found it by tripping on it and knocking the coffee table completely over, making an unholy racket in the process. His further progress was somewhat impeded because he kept stepping on magazines and nearly slipping on their slick pages.
After a few more bumps and stumbles Pashley found the doorway to the kitchen. He made his way through, kicking over the trash can and strewing garbage all over the floor. He felt his way along the counter and after knocking off a box of corn flakes, a stack of dirty dishes and two glass canisters, he finally found the toaster. He yanked the cord out of the wall, sending an array of cans, jars and bottles crashing to the floor and made for the door with his prize.
The police car at the end of the block made Ray Whipple’s heart pound. Then a helicopter came over, low and without lights. Ray knew a losing cause when he saw one. With a twinge of regret he silently bid farewell to time on the Hubble. Then he started the car and slowly, carefully drove away.
Pashley saw the policemen as soon as they saw him, which was as soon as he stepped out of Judith’s apartment. They were just coming in the front gate so he whirled and ran for the back gate, toaster tucked in the crook of his elbow like a quarterback running for daylight and the policemen pounding after him.
Without breaking stride Pashley straight-armed the gate, knocking it open, and sprinted into the apartment parking lot. He was nearly blinded by the sudden glare of the police helicopter’s spotlight, but he ran on, dodging between parked cars. There was a six-foot concrete block wall at the back of the parking lot and Pashley scrambled over, almost into the arms of two more policemen.