The Wizardry Consulted (Wiz, #4)(47)

Wiz took another sip of tea. “I’m surprised he came back at all.”

“Well, thinking on it, he’s safe enough. The girl’s married respectable now and the first child looked like her husband, so no one much cares on that score. Farmer Colbach probably still harbors a grudge about the chickens but he don’t come to town much. Besides, he’s not likely to push it because it would just remind folks about his daughter.” She took another sip from her cup. “I guess you ran into him.”

“Actually I hired him as my assistant.”

Malkin looked down at him hard. “Then you’ve got mighty strange tastes in your assistants.”

Wiz looked back very deliberately. “I know,” he said.





Sixteen: Black Bag Job


Forget what you read in the papers. These are not very bright guys.

Deep Throat to Woodward

All The President’s Men



Another morning, another surveillance report. By now Pashley was beside himself.

“Look at this!” he shouted. “She’s still on the net.”

“Take it easy,” Arnold said. “Just simmer down and let’s think.” Pashley paused and took a deep breath. His face turned a lighter shade of red.

“Now, how is she doing it? We got every piece of electronic equipment in the place.”

“You’re sure she hasn’t brought a computer back in?” Ray Whipple asked. He was spending a lot more time than he liked at the FBI office and was even discovering he had common interests with some of the agents.

“No way,” Arnold said. “We’ve been watching.”

“What has the van turned up?”

“Absolutely nothing. If there’s a computer in there it’s got Tempest-class emissions security. We know there’s no computer in there.”

Pashley was frantically thumbing through the eight-by-ten glossy color photographs of Judith’s apartment the agents had taken on the first raid. Suddenly his head snapped up.

“Wait a minute! There is another computer in here.” He stood up so fast he nearly knocked the chair over. “Come on, let’s go back to the judge.”

“You want a warrant to seize what?” Judge David Faraday said in an utterly bewildered voice.

“A toaster,” Special Agent Pashley repeated confidently. “We believe it is a vital piece of evidence in this hacker case.”

“But it’s a toaster!” Judge Faraday almost wailed.

“Yes, Your Honor, but there’s a computer hidden inside.” He stepped up to the desk and held out a repair manual. “As you can see here there is a microcontroller-that’s a computer-in the toaster. Further,” he pulled out a couple of clippings, “this is the exact make and model which hackers at a hackers’ convention actually connected to a communications network, like a telephone system.”

“This happened in 1990,” Judge Faraday said as he glanced at the clipping.

“Yes, sir, at a secret hackers’ convention called InterOp, which was held not far from here.”

“This clipping is from the San Jose Mercury.”

“Yes, sir.”

“So this secret convention of,” he ran his finger down the clipping, “ten thousand or so computer criminals was covered by the local newspapers.”

Pashley was oblivious to the change in Judge Faraday’s voice. “Yes, sir. There were some television stories, but we couldn’t get the tape as evidence. But you can see it talks about the toaster oven right here.”

“Mr. Pashley,” Judge Faraday said mildly.

“Yes, sir?”

“Get out of my sight.” The judge’s voice rose. “Get out of this courthouse!” His face got red and a vein began to throb in his temple. “Don’t ever let me see you again. On anything.” Judge Faraday was screaming now. “IS THAT CLEAR?”

“But do we get the warrant?” Pashley asked over his shoulder as Arnold hustled him out of the judge’s office.

Ray Whipple shifted nervously on the chill vinyl seat. There was something going on here but he wasn’t sure what.

Uncharacteristically, Pashley had sought him out to offer him a lift back to the hotel. Instead of driving him nuts with innane chatter while he drove, Pashley wasn’t saying anything. Whipple didn’t find that to be much of an improvement.

Ray’s knowledge of the city was minimal and his sense of direction useless for finding anything smaller than a star, but eventually even he realized they were heading in the wrong direction.

“Where are we going?”

Pashley didn’t take his eyes off the road. “I’ve got a little errand to run.”

Two more turns in quick succession brought them into a neighborhood the astrophysicist recognized vaguely. Then another turn and Whipple went cold as he realized where they were. By that time Pashley had turned off the headlights and pulled over to the curb less than a block away from Judith’s apartment.

“What are we doing here?”

“We’re here to get that toaster,” Pashley said.

Whipple went even colder. “I thought the judge denied the warrant.”

Pashley thrust out his jaw and gave the astronomer a steely stare. “There are issues of national security at stake. I’m not going to let a technicality stop me.”