Left Drowning(88)

“Am I a little drunk or are there some people running?”

“You are definitely a little drunk. And there are people running. Or maybe skipping?”

I lift up my sunglasses. “Fancy runners. Maybe I should wear a tuxedo when I go running. Then maybe I’ll run fast like they do.”

“Yes, probably.” He sighs. “Hey, wait a minute. Isn’t that … Sabin?”

“Oh. No, that person is running too fast to be Sabin. Sabin’s belly is too big.”

But as they get closer, I see that, in fact, Sabin is leading Eric, Zach, Chris, and Estelle in a high-speed race. Even in her long, fitted purple dress and heels, Estelle keeps up with them. “Thank God!” she is hollering over and over.

I lean against the open trunk and drop some swords into my thermos while I watch dumbfounded as they run past us. I am clearly hammered out of my mind.

I look at James. “What the f*ck is happening?”

He shakes his head.

I hear a “Holy shit!” and a moment later Sabin is standing in front of me. He is sweating in his suit, even with his tie off and draped around his neck and the top buttons of his shirt undone. There is more hollering, and then Estelle, Zach, Eric, and finally Chris are lined up behind the car. I blink a few times.

I lean in and whisper in James’s ear. “I think you need to take me to the emergency room because I am hallucinating.”

“Blythe!” Sabin bear-hugs me, and I spill rum punch down his back.

“Would you like a mini plastic sword?” I ask.

“I would! I would!” He lifts me up, and I am eye level with Chris.

Chris is handsome beyond words. Flushed cheeks, bright eyes, and a smile that nearly makes me weep. When Sabin finally puts me down, I shuffle backward until I am sitting on the bumper in front of the luggage. I get hugs from the group, except from Chris, who stays awkwardly where he is. I hear James introducing himself to everyone but Sabin, whom he’s already met a few times. I am too busy trying to get my eyes to transmit information properly to my brain to deal with normal social graces.

“What are you doing here?” Estelle asks, her eyes shining with excitement. “I can’t believe this!”

I start giggling and can’t stop. James is rolling his eyes and finally answers for me. “We’re heading up to our parents’ vacation house for the summer. We made a … pit stop. Um, to say congratulations.”

“Noooooo.” I sneer at my brother. “That is entirely inaccurate.” I point at Chris. “I totally did not want to come to your horrible wedding, but I felt an obligation to tell you what an ass you are and that you should definitely, definitely not be getting married. Under any circumstances. But now you look so cute and everything in your suit, and that makes me feel awful.” I assess the others. “Actually, all of you look cute. But Chris looks the cutest. You, my friend, look like a f*cking god in that tuxedo.”

Chris smiles at me. “Are you drunk?”

“Yes, I’m f*cking drunk,” I snarl at him. “Why wouldn’t I be drunk? Everyone gets drunk at a wedding. Especially your wedding. So screw this. Go off and get married. Have fun. I hope the appetizers give you food poisoning.”

Sabin laughs and takes the thermos from my hand. “Now things are really getting fun.”

“We can toast to you just graduating. Oh. Happy graduation! Yay!” I then lean forward with a wobble. “Watch out. There are mini plastic swords floating in there.”

He takes a swig. “They add a nice flavor.”

“I know, right? I think it’s the green ones that do that. Green swords have superpowers.”

James clears his throat. “I’m sorry. I tried to tell her this wasn’t a good idea.”

“That’s correct!” I shout. “He did. He did do that.” I hiccup violently. “But now I recognize that it’s stupendously tasteless and tacky to break up a wedding.” I turn to my brother. “James. Psst! James. I’m feeling very embarrassed. I’d like to depart this venue.”

“We’re going to get on the road,” he tells the group. “So very sorry about this. Really.”

“There is no wedding,” Eric says quickly. “It’s not going to happen.”

“What?” This information does, in fact, reach my brain.

“She never showed up. In fact, Chris almost didn’t show up! She called him and they talked and decided not to get married.” Eric is dong a shitty job of hiding his happiness.

“She said that she knows he doesn’t love her. And she’s been banging Jim Lancaster for the past six months.” Estelle can hardly talk fast enough to get the words out. “Supposedly she was holding out on sex until she was married, but obviously that wasn’t exactly the case, and she’s been f*cking this guy’s brains out.”

“Estelle!” Chris clamps a hand to his forehead.

“Well, it’s true. Good thing you weren’t f*cking her, or she might’ve thought you actually loved her.”

“Seriously? The details are not necessary.” Chris is quite clearly mortified.

“Wait a minute. What? I like details. The details are fascinating.” I start laughing again. The alcohol is really doing a number on me. “You haven’t … I mean, all year … Like, nothing between you and her?”