Crimson Death (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter #25)
Laurell K. Hamilton
1
It was late afternoon, on the very last Wednesday of August, when I realized Disney had been lying to me for quite some time about Happily Ever Afters.
Because, you see, I was four days into mine, and my prince was nowhere to be found.
Gone. Vanished.
“I’ll definitely never forget you,” he’d said.
“I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy,” he’d said.
“Please don’t lose contact. I need to see you again one day,” he’d said.
So why was I here, sitting at the kitchen counter and banging my head against a metaphorical wall, weighing up the pros and cons of sending yet another message to him?
Like, okay. Yes, if I sent another it’d be three in a row. Yes that was semi-stalker level. But I could rationalize this. The first message he’d ignored was in response to his own text on Saturday night. He’d said good night, and I’d said good night. End of conversation. He wasn’t required to respond. So I could barely even count that.
Then the second message I’d sent didn’t exactly demand a reply.
Sunday, 11:59 AM
Totally failed at sneaking
home. Mom killed me.
#worthit. Please don’t judge
me for using a hashtag. I’m
too cool to abide by your
mundane social expectations.
Read Sunday, 2:13 PM
I mean, he could’ve glanced at that on his drive home and smiled, and not realized he was meant to text back, right? There wasn’t strictly a question there, so it was possible. Or maybe he’d seen it, gotten halfway through a reply, and been distracted by something.
Like a house fire. Or an alien abduction.
For four days.
Really, if you thought about it, I had to message him again. In a cool, casual, not desperate kinda way obviously. But with a question this time. So if he saw it and didn’t reply, then I’d know for sure he was ignoring me.
Okay. I could do this. This wasn’t a big deal. It was just a guy texting another guy. A guy who knew all my biggest secrets, had spent the better part of seven weeks making out with me, and had Seen. Me. Naked?.
A guy who’d convinced me he really, really liked me.
A guy who’d better have been abducted by goddamn aliens.
So maybe a little bit of clinginess from me was justified. As long as it didn’t come across as clingy, of course.
Simple. Okay. Go.
Hey Will! So I
Nope. Backspace. Too planned looking.
Dude, you’d never guess what I
What I what? There was no way to complete that sentence.
So, I’m assuming you’ve probably been abducted by aliens, but on the off chance you haven’t been
“Ollie. Do you have a second?”
I jumped so hard I almost pressed Send. And let’s be honest, if I’d done that, I might as well have thrown myself in the lake. I tried not to seem too flustered as Mom sat on the wooden stool next to me. For good measure, I backspaced the message-in-progress. Just in case. “Uh, sure. What’s up?”
Uh-oh. She had that look on her face.
My first thought was that it’d happened. Aunt Linda had passed away. I held my breath. As in literally. Like if I was caught breathing it’d make it true, and our family would fall right off its precarious perch on the edge of a cliff called cancer.
That was the reason we’d come to North Carolina in the first place, after all, when Aunt Linda’s health took a turn for the worse and she’d needed some time away, to chill out and see family and actually enjoy herself for once. Obviously, my family wanted to see her, so we met her here at the lake, the farthest she could safely go for a holiday. It was the biggest trip I’d taken from California in years, so I’d been more than up for it. I’d been appointed the unofficial, unpaid, uncomplaining—but only because they’re so damn cute—nanny to her kids, and we’d rented side-by-side lake houses. Things had been good. Great, even. Best summer of my life I’d have said.
But now it was almost over, and it couldn’t be ending like this. It couldn’t be.
“Well, sweetie …” Mom started.
Dead. Dead. Dead.
“Aunt Linda is—”
Dead.
“—well, you know, she’s not doing great. You’ve been such a help over the summer, but before that Uncle Roy was run thin trying to care for the kids and Linda, and they can’t afford child care with the hospital bills. Not to mention all the extra things they could use a hand with at the moment. She’s my sister. I want to make sure I’m here for her.”
Wait. So Aunt Linda hadn’t passed away? The relief hit me so hard I almost missed Mom’s next words, too dizzy with happiness to focus.
“Your father and I have decided to put the house up for rent for a while. Maybe for a year or so. We have a place we can stay in Collinswood. Only a few streets away from Roy and Linda, actually. We’ll go back to San Jose next week to grab our stuff and say good-bye to everyone for now. You’ll be back here in time to start the school year.”
Wait, what? What, what, and what, exactly?
“Stay … here? Move here, you mean? To North Carolina?”
But we were supposed to be going home next week. How could we come back?