The Lying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag #5)(74)

RexG: Little liar, aren’t you.

Me: NO! Just about that one thing…The rest is all me. I’m just—I can’t help it if I’m awkward, and I say stupid shit, and I make inappropriate comments at inappropriate times.

RexG: You know—I could help you with that.

Me: Help me with what?

RexG: Help you date. While I’m here. I can teach you some shit, like how to talk to dudes and shit.

Me: This isn’t a trick to try and sleep with me?

RexG: Nope. Twenty-six chicks have swiped on me in the time we’ve been talking. I’ll be fine.

RexG: Do you want my help or not?

RexG: Hello? You still there?

Me: I’m thinking…

RexG: Don’t think too long, I might change my mind.

Me: Fine.

RexG: Great.

Me: Okay.

RexG: LOL here’s my number. Message me when you get the courage.

It takes me two days.



The Teaching Hours

a HOW TO DATE A DOUCHEBAG novella.

August, 2019