Faking It (Losing It, #2)(64)

Tamás didn’t waste any time. Like really . . . no time. The dude went zero to sixty in seconds. His tongue was so far down my throat it was like being kissed by the lovechild of a lizard and Gene Simmons.

We were both pretty drunk. Maybe he didn’t realize that he was in danger of engaging my gag reflex with his Guinness-record-worthy tongue. I eased back and his tongue assault ended, only for his teeth to clamp down on my bottom lip.

I was all for a little biting, but he pulled my lip out until I had one half of a fish mouth. And he stood there sucking on my bottom lip for so long that I actually started counting to see how long it would last.

When I got to fifteen (fifteen!) seconds, my eyes settled on a guy across the bar watching my dilemma with a huge grin. Was shit-eating grin in the dictionary? If not, I should snap a picture for Merriam-Webster.

I braced myself and pulled my poor abused lip from Tamás’s teeth. My mouth felt like it?” she askedveowother time“ had been stuck in a vacuum cleaner. While I pressed my fingers to my numb ow long, and I





lip, Tamás started placing sloppy kissing from the corner of my lips across my cheek to my jaw.

His tongue slithered over my skin like a snail, and all the blissful alcohol-induced haze that I’d worked so hard for disappeared.

I was painfully aware that I was standing in an abandturned bar with a trail of drool across my cheek, and the guy across the room was now openly laughing at me.

And he was f*cking gorgeous, which made it so much worse.





ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Cora Carmack is a twentysomething writer who likes to write about twentysomething characters. ShD8" aid="1DOR0





e’s done a multitude of things in her life—retail, theatre, teaching, and writing. She loves theatre, travel, and anything that makes her laugh. She enjoys placing her characters in the most awkward situations possible and then trying to help them get a boyfriend out of it. Awkward people need love too. lass="x1BM-FIRST" aid="1DOR08">Follow her on twitter @CoraCarmack

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Praise

“Faking It has it all. Sexual tension, heartache, and fabulous characters all wrapped up with a hefty dose of Cora Carmack humor.”

—Colleen Hoover, #1 New York Times bestselling author “A stellar follow-up to my favorite novel of 2012. A must-read!” —Jennifer L. Armentrout, New York Times and USA Today bestselling author “Faking It is everything I want in a book—sexy romance with mind-blowing chemistry, funny, smart, and deeply poignant. It’s slice-of-life and every woman’s fantasy all rolled into one. I need more Cora Carmack!”

—Sophie Jordan, New York Times bestselling author “I dare you to read Faking It without laughing out loud, falling crazy in love, and crying at the end of this heartfelt journey.”

—Wendy Higgins, author of Sweet Evil

“The perfect blend of heat, humor, love, and heartache.”

—K.A. Tucker, author of Ten Tiny Breaths