Careless in Red (Inspector Lynley, #15)(179)
“To her lovers, you mean?”
“Isn’t that the very devil of being a woman? You attach yourself to a man, you form what you think is a bond with him, and then…wham. He does something to show you that, despite the longings, stirrings, and absurdly romantic beliefs of your sweet little faithful heart, he isn’t the least bonded to you.”
“Personal experience?” Havers asked shrewdly, and Bea felt the other woman studying her.
“Of a sort,” Bea said.
“What sort would that be?”
“The sort that ends in divorce when an unplanned pregnancy disrupts one’s husband’s life plans. Although I’ve always found that oxymoronic.”
“What? Unplanned pregnancy?”
“No. Life plans. What about you, Sergeant?”
“I stay away from it all. Unplanned pregnancies, life plans, bonding. The whole flipping package. The more I see, the more I think a woman’s better off having a deep and loving relationship with a vibrator. And possibly a cat as well, but only possibly. It’s always nice to have something living to come home to, although an aspidistra would probably do in a pinch.”
“There’s wisdom in that,” Bea acknowledged. “It certainly keeps one from the entire male-female dance of misunderstanding and destruction, doesn’t it. But I do think it all comes down to bonding in the end: this problem we seem to have with men. Women bond, and men don’t. It’s to do with biology, and we’d probably all be better off if we could simply cope with living in herds or prides or whatever: one male of the species sniffing up a dozen females with the females accepting this as the course of life.”
“They reproduce, while he…what?…fetches home the dead whatever for breakfast?”
“They’re a sisterhood. He’s window dressing. He services them but they bond to each other.”
“It’s a thought,” Havers said.
“Isn’t it just.” The tour coach signaled to turn, which finally freed the road ahead. Bea increased her speed. “Well, Aldara seems to have taken care of the man-woman problem. No bonding for that girl. And just in case bonding seems likely, let’s bring in another man. Maybe three or four.”
“The herd in reverse.”
“You’ve got to admire her.”
They dwelt on this silently for the rest of the trip, which took them to Princes Street and the offices of the Watchman. There, they held a brief conversation with a receptionist cum secretary called Janna, who said of Bea’s hair, “Brilliant! That’s just the colour my old gran says she wants. What’s it called?” which didn’t endear her much to the DI. On the other hand, the young woman happily revealed that Max Priestley was at that moment on St. Mevan Down with someone called Lily, and if they wanted to speak to him, a brief walk “round the corner and up the hill” would take them to him.
Bea and Havers made the walk. It took them to the top of the town where a roughly shaped triangle of maram grass and wild carrot was bisected by a road that led from lower Casvelyn to an area called the Sawsneck, where the upper crust from faraway cities had once come to spend their holidays in a line of grand hotels at the turn of the twentieth century. These were now seriously down at heel.
The aforementioned Lily turned out to be a golden retriever who was joyfully bounding through the heavy-topped grass in delighted pursuit of a tennis ball. Her master was lobbing this as far as he could across the down by means of a tennis racket onto which the dog cooperatively deposited the ball once she’d nosed it out of the copious undergrowth. He was garbed in a green waxed jacket and Wellingtons, with a peaked cap on his head that should have looked ridiculous?so achingly I’m-a-man-in-the-countryside?but somehow instead made him look like a model in Country Life. It was the man himself who managed this. He was the sort one had to identify as “ruggedly handsome.” Bea could see his appeal for Aldara Pappas.
It was windy on the down, and Max Priestley was the only person there. He was calling encouragement to his dog, who seemed to need little enough of it although she was panting rather more heartily than might have been good for an animal her age and in her condition.
Bea began to hike in Priestley’s direction, Havers trudging behind her. There were no paths as such on the down, just beaten trails through the grass and standing pools of rainwater where depressions in the land marked the ground. Neither of them had the proper shoes for a walk in the place, but Sergeant Havers’ high-top trainers were at least preferable to Bea’s street shoes. She cursed as her foot sank into a hidden puddle.
“Mr. Priestley?” she called as soon as they were within hearing distance. “Could we have a word please?” She began to reach for her identification.
He seemed to focus on her fiery hair. “You’d be DI Hannaford, I presume,” he said. “My reporter’s been getting all the pertinent details from your Sergeant Collins. He apparently holds you in some considerable respect. And this is Scotland Yard?” in reference to Havers.
“Correct on both fronts,” Bea told him. “DS Havers.”
“I’ll need to keep Lily moving as we talk. We’re working on her weight. Getting it off, that is. Putting it on hasn’t been a problem, as she shows up at mealtimes as regular as a ne’er-do-well brother, and I’ve never been able to resist those eyes.”