Things Liars Say (#ThreeLittleLies #1)(13)

Grey: And said what? What I did was wrong!

Cal: Yeah, but still. Most girls would have at least screamed and yelled at me for showing up on their doorstep.

Grey: Well then, I guess I’m not like most girls.

Cal: Yeah, I’m beginning to see that.





To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Dentist on call

Greyson. Okay, this week is already going to shit. We had practice today, and I almost got a tooth knocked out. Remember the guy I had with me at your house in the red shirt? His name is Aaron, but for all practical purposes, we’ll call him Shitbag. Moron f*cking knocked me in the mouth when I wasn’t wearing a mouth guard, which was a stupid thing for me to forget. Definitely chipped my tooth, blood everywhere. Emergency visit to the dentist. And let’s just put it this way: it’s a good thing I’m only your fake boyfriend, because you wouldn’t want to kiss this mouth. - Cal





To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Face plant.

Calvin,

Does it hurt? I’ve only been nailed in the mouth once, and it was by my brother when I was 12. Which would have made him 19. We were playing football in the backyard with some of his friends when he came home from college for Easter, and he lobbed the ball right at my face. A spiral toss, full force. Nothing was knocked out but me. Laid me flat out. Fat, bloody lip for almost two weeks. My parents were so pissed. I still refuse to toss the ball around with him LOL. He’ll never live it down. Speaking of bloody lips, who’s to say no one would want to kiss you? I bet SOME girls get turned on by beat-up-looking athletes. Do you still have that black eye? That’s bonus points. Brings your average up considerably, and I definitely find that sexy. Grey





Cal: My face still hurts.

Grey: Rub some dirt on it.

Cal: I don’t have any. I live in a concrete jungle.

Grey: Poor baby.

Cal: >tear< Grey: LOLOL





To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Nurse Greyson Keller at your service…

Calvin,

How’s our patient today? The lip and teeth any better? I hope Aaron hasn’t mysteriously disappeared, because that would make me an accessory to a crime. And then I would have to report you to the authorities. Grey





To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Naughty Nurse Keller? Yes please.

Grey. Wow, you would make the world’s shittiest nurse. I’m sensing all your sympathy lies with Aaron, and I won’t stand for it. We’re not supposed to rough each other up in practice. I swear to f*cking God he’s pissed that I haven’t gotten Melody’s number for him. I don’t know where he thinks I’d GET it from, because I haven’t told anyone you and I have been talking. – Calvin





Grey: So now I’m your dirty little secret?

Cal: No, that’s not what I meant at all. You’re more like…

Grey: More like…? Come on, tell me. Don’t be shy.

Cal: Me, shy? Yeah, right.

Grey: Don’t change the subject. If I’m not your dirty little secret, then what am I?

Cal: You’re more like—this is going to sound really f*cking dumb.

Grey: SAY IT OR I SWEAR TO GOD CALVIN I WILL COME FIND YOU.

Cal: Well, in that case I’m going to zip my lips shut.

Grey: Aww, you are so cute.

Cal: You’re not my dirty little secret. You’re my guilty pleasure.

Cal: Oh my god, that did sound f*cking dumb.

Grey: Hold on. I’m going to pass out now from shock. That wasn’t dumb—it was the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard.

Cal: And THAT’S ^^^ the reason I shouldn’t have said anything.

Grey: I’m taking a screenshot of that and saving it for eternity so I can stare at it at night when I’m alone.

Cal: Wow. Spoken like a true stalker.

Grey: LOL.





To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Worse than a bunch of women. No offense.

Greyson. My roommates are driving me f*cking crazy. If they don’t stop asking about you, I’m moving out. Mason checks his Twatter constantly, looking for my name in your feed, and mopes around like a sad puppy dog when he can’t find one. It’s annoying. Could you do me a favor and get him off my back by throwing the dog a small bone? – Calvin





@Grey_VKeller Tweeted: The countdown to Gala continues. Thanks 4 dinner last night @calthompson3192 the poem & wine & roses & chocolates were 2 MUCH! Kisses to my big SWEETIE POOH #bestboyfriend





Cal: I hate you so hard right now.

Grey: blank stare Was it something I said?? I tried to use every available character #140

Cal: That was really f*cking rude. They are RIDING MY ASS right now. Calling me * whipped. Hope you’re happy, you brat.

Grey: Oh, don’t be a baby. You asked me to send the tweet.

Cal: You know damn well that’s not what I meant. Who’s moving out of state and changing their name? >> This guy << Grey: Changing your name? claps happily Ooh, ooh! Let me help you pick one!!!! What about Chet Montgomery? That sounds sporty and badass.