Loving Her (Mitchell Family #9)(52)
Van and Amy had sent me several messages about mine and Ty’s sudden getaway. After seeing the pictures, they both wanted to know if we were alright and if I was still able to move my legs. It was funny how everyone thought we were freaks. I knew for a fact that Van and Colt still had an amazing sex life. As for Amy and my brother, well, let’s just say that I didn’t want to know. Obviously they were busy having kids for a while there. Since they seemed as happy as ever, I could only assume they had no complaints in that department.
Since we’d had one heck of a night, I decided to divulge enough information to keep them guessing. I let them know that we were so exhausted from banging all night long. They’d believe it, because they expected it.
Little did they know that after a failed attempt at anal, I was left on the toilet with a throbbing ass cavity.
Just thinking about it made me laugh. I was so carried away with myself that I didn’t hear Ty coming out on the balcony. He wrapped his arms around me and I jumped. “Oh my God, you scared me to death.”
“Sorry. I woke up and you weren’t there. Why don’t you come back to bed?”
“I was just checkin’ in on the kids. Mom says they’re good. Van and Amy think we had some kind of swingers party last night.” I was just kidding with him, but of course he took it literally.
“You should have told them we did. Colt would have given me a religious rant about being faithful. He would have offered to pay for us to go to counseling.”
We both laughed. “They think we’re freaks. I mean, sure we’ve experimented with toys, but do they really think we’d share our bodies with other couples? Would you ever consider somethin’ like that?” Suddenly I wanted to know if my husband had hidden desires. Maybe he’d told them and they’d talked to their wives about it.
Ty laughed. “Baby, do you honestly think, that after everything we’ve been through, I’d want to go out and be with someone else? You’re the only woman I need. Plus, when you get frisky, ain’t nobody going to outdo your skills.”
I kissed him on the side of his cheek, where his stubble was growing in. “Good answer.”
He sat down in the chair across from me and slid it closer. “So, what do you want to do today?” He looked out at the water and smiled. “I’m cool if you want to get back in bed and stay there for the next twenty-four hours.”
I patted him on the leg. “As nice as that sounds, I think we should at least go get some food so that we don’t starve.“
“Humans can last days without food. I can run down the hall and grab a couple bottles of water. We’ll be fine.”
“Ty, be serious. Sex makes me hungry. If you want the frisky side of me to come out, you better fill my belly first.”
He stood up and the sheet fell to the ground. Ty, wearing nothing but what he was born in, stood there looking at me. A smile formed out of the corner of his lip. He lifted his arms, like it was in slow motion and began yelling at the top of his lungs. “I’m the king of the world!”
I covered my head up with his sheet and went running back into the hotel room, locking him out there. He turned and tried to get inside, his manhood shrinking by the second.
I was laughing so hard that I fell down to the floor. Glass separated us, and he put both of his hands over his incredible shrinking penis. I couldn’t help but hold up my phone and take a picture. It was freezing and I knew he was suffering. So naturally, I sent the photo to Conner before opening the door and allowing him to come in.
“You suck!” He ran into the bedroom and got under the covers. “My dick will never recover.”
I couldn’t respond, because I was in such hysterics that tears were falling down my cheeks.
“Keep laughing. I may have hypothermia of the genitals because of you.”
The more he spoke, the more comical it became. I couldn’t contain my amusement with the situation. “I’m sorry. It’s…just so funny.”
He put his head under the covers and wouldn’t look at me, so I ran over and jumped on him. He wrapped his arms around me, tangling me in the blanket and flipped me over. “Now you’re going to get it.”
I screamed and flailed around until he stopped tickling me. Finally he calmed down and moved the hair away from my face. “You’re going to owe me, big time.”
Like always, I could get lost in Ty’s eyes. They were brown with little specks of different shades in them. The boys had the same colored eyes with long lashes. I brushed my hand over his face and he closed them. “You’d be a beautiful woman, you know that?”
He shook himself out of my hold. “As if the cold air didn’t do my dick in, now you want me to be a pretty lady? Okay, I quit!”
I laughed and sat up, watching him pacing around, taking such offense to something that was meant to be a compliment. “All I said was that you’d be beautiful. It’s your features.”
He leaned on the foot of the bed. “Next you’re going to say you’re in love with me, aren’t you?”
I nodded and bit down on my lip, deciding to play his game. “Mmm, I do. So much.”
He stood up straight with his arms extended and looked down between his legs, except there was no penis, because he’d tucked it in. “So you’d love me with a vagina?”