Yolk(90)

When he returns, I’m braced by the overwhelming urge to hit him. Hard. Right on the arm. Just to see if my discomfort lessens. I’m incensed that his leather jacket doesn’t make him appear as though he’s wearing a costume, which is how I feel when most men wear leather jackets. I’m insulted that when he sets my drink down in front of me, he smiles easily and that the silence is somehow comfortable when he does.

Remember when you said that New York was waiting? I want to ask him. That you wouldn’t forget about me? Was that literally, figuratively, or bullshittingly? I want to sustain this anger and indignation in a stalwart display of feminist outrage, anything that even remotely hints to a sense of pride, but it’s flagging already.

When he leaves to greet June, she lights up and pulls him in for a hug. I can see by the slack of her torso that she’s wasted. She introduces him in what may as well be a silent film, her gestures are so comically exaggerated. She hugs him again when he hands her the bag, holding the embrace a beat longer than necessary and whispering something in his ear. The sudden, piercing thought arrives that she’s invited him as an option. My sister is absolutely conniving for sex with Patrick. I can’t tell if I’m repulsed or impressed by how undeterred she is by his girlfriend.

My mouth is rank from the olive particles carpeting my tongue.

I stare at the black square of cocktail napkin under the foot of my glass. There isn’t even a ring. Fucker didn’t even spill a drop on his way over. That’s what we’re dealing with. As I lift it, it dribbles onto my lap.

I’m heated when he comes back around. Worked up into a full lather.

“Well, it’s definitely not her birthday.” He pulls his chair out and sits down.

“I told you it wasn’t.”

He looks over his shoulder “Man, I don’t know what the fuck that energy was.”

I follow his gaze and laugh. I can’t help it. It is a deeply weird vibe. June’s standing with her back to us, one hand placed on the shoulder of two different dudes. It’s as if they’re posing for a family portrait in which she’s the dad. I’m astounded by the adult she’s become. It both makes total sense and none at all.

“What’d you get her?”

“Macarons,” he says. “Nice ones.”

Jesus, what a suck-up. “That’s such a gift you’d give an aunt,” I tell him. “Were they sold out of boxes of fruit or what?”

“I have no idea,” he says stiffly. “It’s been a long week.”

I check the time. It’s just after ten. A perfectly respectable hour to leave, but of course now I don’t want to.

“So did your friend Aliyah make it back okay?” I take a phantom sip of a martini from the glass that is now clearly empty. “She seems nice.” I don’t know why I’m opening this portion of the conversation with the unveiled contempt of a sociopath from a reality dating show.

“Yeah,” he says, observing me with the appropriate level of caution.

“She’s so pretty,” I insist. Honestly, I can’t stop myself.

“She had some things to deal with in town.”

“Nothing bad, I hope.” I say this to seem classy even if bad things happening to Patrick’s girlfriend isn’t entirely without appeal.

“It went okay,” he says. He removes a pack of mints from his pocket and eats one.

“May I?” He shoots me a quick look as you would someone who says “may I.”

He holds the tiny metal tin toward me. My hand extracts one with the precision of a metal claw game at the amusement park. I accidentally take four and quickly shove them into my mouth as if he won’t notice.

He snaps the box shut, and I’m struck by how much I want to reach out and grab his hand. Hold it to my face like a freak.

“I mean, like, so pretty.” I have no idea who’s piloting the control center of my brain at this point.

He takes a deep breath. “I wanted to tell you about her.”

I smile brightly. “Well, now you don’t have to,” I demur. “We’re fine, Patrick. Honestly, you don’t owe me an explanation. We don’t owe each other anything.” I am the very picture of detachment. A person with options. I may not have the job he has or the apartment or the significant other or the art, but one day I might.

“I’m getting another drink,” he says.

I watch him leave and realize that the bar’s suddenly heaving with activity. I check the time. It’s leapt to midnight somehow.

Patrick returns with his beer and takes a long swallow. I notice that I’ve torn the cocktail napkin into little strips. Trying to get from end to end without ripping the strand.

“I called a car.” June stumbles over to us. “This is Kazmi,” she says, placing her entire open hand on the chest of the guy whose arm is around her waist. “First name, Salim.”

“Hey.” He up-nods and stumbles back a half step, laughing as he recovers.

“Analyst,” she adds. Her eyes are closed as she says this, but then they snap open to follow brightly with “Aries,” as if to justify her choice.

Salim’s Adam’s apple juts out at a true ninety-degree angle, and he’s tall and scrawny—a collision of corners—but the rest of his face is all circles. He has huge dark eyes—Disney eyes—a bulbous nose, and bee-stung lips.