The Wizardry Consulted (Wiz, #4)(15)

“Time,” Griswold said desperately. “Give me more time!”

Wiz had never seen a dragon sweat before. He decided it was an interesting effect.

“Can’t you solve it?”

“Of course I can solve it,” Griswold said pettishly. “I just need a little more time.” His voice rose to a whine inside Wiz’s head. “The rules didn’t say anything about a time limit.”

“Very well.” Wiz laid the pruning hook aside and gestured magnanimously. “I will give you until the Moon is full again to solve the riddle. Now go.”

Griswold sagged with relief. “Thank you,” he practically blubbered. Then he hesitated and looked back at the humans huddled behind him. “Uh, I don’t suppose . . . just one . . . for a snack, you know?”

“GO!” Wiz roared, reaching for the pruning hook. Muttering to himself, the dragon leapt into the sky.

“Whhhoooooo,” Wiz breathed and collapsed against the wall, using the pruning hook for a cane. He was immediately engulfed by the hysterically grateful Baggots, all of whom were laughing, crying and hugging him simultaneously. Since the entire family apparently enjoyed garlic as much as they disdained bathing, and since their idea of a thankful hug could snap the spine of an ox, Wiz was less appreciative than he might have been. In fact, by the time he got out the farmyard gate he was limping and holding his ribs.





Seven: Settling In


Always live better than your clients.

The Consultants’ Handbook



News travels fast. The mayor and council hadn’t been at the Baggot Place, but they knew all about it by the time Wiz and Malkin made their way back to town. They were gathered inside the gate in a tight cluster when the pair strode back through.

While the town guard held back the common folk, the mayor and councilors pressed forward, eager to be associated with their new hero.

There seemed to be twice as many councilors as there had been in the jail. A couple seemed to be in open-mouthed awe of him. Most of the others looked gravely pleased. A minority eyed him speculatively, like a group of cats trying to decide what they could do with a new and rather strange baby bird which had just dropped into their midst. With a sinking feeling Wiz realized he wasn’t out of the woods yet.

“Well, Wizard, it seems we owe you a debt of gratitude,” the mayor said, loudly enough to be sure the crowd heard him.

“All part of a consultant’s job,” Wiz said airily and equally loudly. “We exist to solve our clients’ problems.”

“Well, you’ve made a very good start,” said one of the councilors, a handsome silver-haired man with an air of smooth sincerity.

“Almost too good,” came a voice from the crowd. “Like it was planned.”

“Of course it was planned,” Wiz lied glibly. “You don’t think even a consultant would face a dragon without a plan, do you?”

“Some folks,” Malkin put in, “don’t even plan where their next pot of ale is coming from.” She turned to face the heckler. “Do they, Commer?”

The crowd laughed and that was the end of it.

“Now as I was saying,” Mayor Hendrick went on, “let me be the first to welcome you to our city.”

“On behalf of the council,” a small, overdressed councilor with a fringe of dark curly hair added sharply.

The mayor looked annoyed. “On behalf of myself as mayor and the council,” he amended.

“Thank you,” Wiz said. “I’m sure this will be the beginning of a very productive relationship.” Push it when you’re hot. “Oh, and I’ll need living quarters for my assistant and myself.”

“We have just the place.” Mayor Hendrick beamed. “A fine old house in the very center of town. In fact we will give it to you!” One or two of the councilors nodded enthusiastically and a couple of others looked smug.

“Very generous of you,” Wiz said smoothly. Actually he was more puzzled than gratified. The mayor didn’t seem like the sort to be impressed by the morning’s activities, much less the kind who’d be moved to sudden acts of generosity. Still . . .

The mayor beckoned and a large, tough-looking man dressed mostly in black stepped forward.

“This is Sheriff Beorn Beornsdorf,” Mayor Hendrick said. “He will show you to your new home.”

Wiz smiled and acknowledged his recent captor with a nod. The sheriff’s neck bent a fraction of an inch in reply but he still looked like he was wishing Wiz and Malkin back into jail.

Wiz looked over at Malkin and jerked his head toward the mayor.

Malkin strolled over, still looking back at Wiz, and walked right into Mayor Hastlebone. She bounced off his ample stomach, apologized profusely, brushing off the front and shoulders of his tunic while she did so.

“Dust speck,” Malkin said and stepped away to join Wiz. The mayor eyed her oddly then looked down and seemed to realize his chain of office was back around his neck. He frowned, opened his mouth, then shut it firmly.

The house turned out to be a substantial structure of the town’s usual stone-and-timber construction just off one of the town’s smaller squares. It was narrow but at least four stories high, with a front right on the street and a small, neglected garden in the back.

The garden wasn’t the only thing neglected. As they stood on the stoop Wiz could see that the windows were dirty and laced with cobwebs on the inside. There were streaks of rust running down from the door hinges and the brass lock plate was green with corrosion. Even with the door unlocked, Wiz had to put his shoulder to it to force it open. The unoiled hinges creaked and screamed like damned souls as the door swung to.