The Good Luck of Right Now(62)

Was I making you up in my mind, like an imaginary friend?

Did I go mad and conjure you with my imagination—like a hallucination?

Or were you really appearing to me because you appear to many people who are in need—because that’s just what you, Richard Gere, do when you are not making movies?

Maybe as part of your religious practice?

Could this be a Buddhist thing?

I know you’ll probably just say that our case of mistaken identity and your appearing to me is just another koan, something to ponder deeply but never answer or solve.

The universe hiccups, and we poor fools try to figure out why.

I was tempted to cease writing you all together, especially since you haven’t shown your face lately—and at a time when I need you most! But the truth is that I have come to depend on these letters. Recording all of this, emptying my mind of words, has proved quite therapeutic. It calms me in a way that nothing else can. Also, you are the only link I have to Mom now that Father McNamee, my true father, is dead.

Mom was your biggest fan.

She boycotted the Beijing Olympics for you.

At this point, there’s no substitute for Richard Gere in my life, and therefore—regardless of how I feel about you right now—our letter correspondence will continue.

Do you think Father McNamee is in heaven?

Are priests who break their vows by sleeping with my mother welcomed through Saint Peter’s pearly gates?

Does drinking yourself to death—especially when you declare a supper your last—constitute a suicide?

Do potentially suicidal adulterous priests go to purgatory?

Hell even?

Why am I asking a Buddhist these questions?

It’s ridiculous.

I don’t even think you believe in heaven, purgatory, or hell—do you?

To put it in your religious language, Father McNamee definitely didn’t obtain nirvana, now did he, Richard Gere? Not in this lifetime, anyway. A man who drinks two bottles of Jameson and dies sleeping in his bed has usually not achieved nirvana, I would guess.

But he was a good man, overall. Yes, I think we can agree on that, if we decide to be objective, don’t you think?

He was not proud of abandoning me, I can tell now in retrospect, looking back. And whatever happened between Father McNamee and Mom happened because of love. Lust is not dutiful, and Father never neglected us during my lifetime.

How conflicted must he have felt—following his religious calling and carrying around the picture of me and Mom and him atop the Ocean City Ferris wheel, where he was free to put his arm around us, because no one could see us up there—he was unburdened from his vows and his calling.

We did actually go to Saint Joseph’s Oratory—Max, Elizabeth, and me—if your interest hasn’t faded, if you are even still reading, Richard Gere.

Elizabeth drove, and I used the GPS navigational system to find our way. A robotic woman’s voice told us when to turn and how many miles we had until the next street would appear and there was a computer screen that showed us moving on a map, connecting us with a satellite above, in outer space, which is alien technology at work, Max explained, when I asked how the little machine in the car could possibly know where we were.

The voice that navigated was definitely that of a machine, and yet you could tell that the machine was a woman, which hurt my mind a little. How can machines have genders? The machine also had an American accent. How can machines have nationalities? This can’t be a good idea, making machines talk like real people, can it? Giving machines humanoid identities?

The Oratory is on a hill—a great white building made up of steps and columns and turrets, with a giant copper-green dome on top.

Supposedly, pilgrims climb the many hard, cold steps that lead to the entrance on their knees—the pain providing penance. Do you find that strange, Richard Gere? No stranger than Buddhist monks dousing themselves with gasoline and lighting themselves on fire, you have to admit.

From the outside, Saint Joseph’s Oratory is beautiful and impressive.

Breathtaking would not be an excessive adjective.

We looked up at it from the parking lot.

“What . . . the . . . f*ck . . . hey?” Max said slowly, in a reserved tone, using his hand to shield his eyes from the frozen winter sun. And I could tell he was in awe.

“It’s truly impressive, even from the standpoint of an atheist,” said Elizabeth.

Mom would not want me to fall in love with an atheist, especially a self-proclaimed atheist, I knew that—nor would Father McNamee, most likely—but they were both gone, and I was making my way in the world alone, and so when I looked at Elizabeth that morning, I felt my heart reach for her, and I thought, Better be brave now, Bartholomew, because these people are all you have left, and you will need strength and courage to keep them by your side fighting the great dark loneliness that looms.

These were strange new times, and for whatever reason, Max and Elizabeth were here with me, helping me face the day, helping me grieve for Father McNamee, and so I chose right then and there to make our relationships work by overlooking our small differences. I didn’t really believe in aliens, and yet I was willing to wear three tektite crystals around my neck. They didn’t believe in God, but were willing to gaze at the preserved heart of a Catholic saint with me and hopefully light a candle for the recently deceased Father McNamee. Maybe they would even kneel with me while I prayed for Mom’s and Father McNamee’s souls.