The Good Luck of Right Now(22)

“Um . . . I’m looking for group therapy. Grief management. Wendy sent me? Are you Arnold?”

“Are you Mr. Bartholomew Neil?”

“Yes.”

“Wendy has said such nice things about you! Come on up! Third floor!”

I heard another buzzing noise and a click, so I tried the door and it opened.

I could smell the coffee shop—ground beans, steamed milk, warmth like breathing through a wool scarf on the coldest of days.

There was a narrow staircase and a wooden railing. The walls were painted a mint green.

I climbed.

When I reached the third floor there was a blond man with a well-groomed blond goatee waiting in the doorway. He was wearing a brown cardigan sweater with leather arm patches, moss green corduroy pants, and suede shoes that looked like a very expensive version of what you’d wear while bowling.

I glanced into his office and suddenly noticed that the entire room was yellow—yellow couch, yellow rug, yellow walls, and several abstract paintings of flowers that appeared to have been made by folding thin sheets of gold.

It was absolutely bizarre.

“Bartholomew!” he said and stuck out his hand, which I shook. His grip was perfect—not too hard, not too light. “Welcome to group therapy for the grieving! Come on in!”

I included all of the exciting punctuation marks because he was so enthusiastic. I was also a bit confused about “group” therapy, because there wasn’t anybody else in the room.

“I’m Dr. Devine, but you may call me Arnie. I’m so glad you decided to join us. How are you today?”

His use of the plural pronoun made me very suspicious, since we were alone.

But Arnie’s eyes struck me as sincere, and I felt as though he was really concerned—as though he wanted to listen to me. He seemed like a nice man, a good doctor.

“I’m fine,” I said.

“Good. Good. Now, what has Wendy told you about us?”

“Us?” I said, not able to let it slide a third time.

“Max and me.”

“Max?”

“She didn’t tell you about Max?” Dr. Devine had a surprised look now that made me feel very anxious. Worry lines appeared on his forehead.

“She didn’t really say anything at all—except that I would benefit from coming here,” I lied. I didn’t want to talk about Wendy’s personal problems with her schooling, because I didn’t want to gossip.

“Oh dear,” Dr. Devine said. “Where to start? Where. To. Start?” he said to the floor. “Max and you have been grouped together for several reasons that I will explain shortly. But before he gets here—and I realize we don’t have much time—I wanted to warn you about Max’s . . . demeanor.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, Wendy really should have told you that—”

“What the f*ck, hey?” a man said as he walked into the room from the stairwell. “Fuck this. Fuck this!”

“Hi, Max! Great to see you today! We were just talking about you. This is Max, Bartholomew. He is also grieving. Bartholomew, this is—”

“Why the f*ck is he here?” Max said, standing in the doorway.

“Now, Max,” Arnie said. “We talked about this.”

Max looked at me and then—a bit more softly—once more, he said, “What the f*ck, hey?”

I was speechless.

“Should we all sit down?” Arnie said.

Max threw his hands in the air like it didn’t matter and then plopped down at the far end of the yellow couch.

He looked to be about my age, but was wearing thick brown old-man glasses that made me wonder if he might be legally blind. Behind the heavy lenses, his pupils made me think of twin snails in adjacent bowls. Max had on black pants, black shoes, a purple button-up long-sleeve shirt, and a black vest—all of which reeked of stale popcorn. On the breast pocket was a gold name tag with his name printed on it.


MAX

HERE TO SERVE YOU!


When Arnie motioned to the other end of the couch, I sat down.

Arnie sat in a yellow leather armchair and crossed his legs.

“Bartholomew, the yellow room is a word fortress. Whatever words you let free in the yellow room stay in the yellow room. So feel free to speak freely. You are safe here. And in return, I must ask you to be a knight of confidence. A keeper of secrets. A sacred chalice for the truths Max may confide in you. And we shall be your word chalices. Can you help defend our castle, Bartholomew? Can you be a knight of confidence?”

“What the f*ck, hey?” Max whispered before I could answer. When I looked over at him, he was shaking his head.

“Max, would you like to express something?”

“This ain’t a f*cking castle, Arnie. Give us a f*cking break, hey.”

“Okay, Max. Why don’t you give Bartholomew an introduction? Welcome—”

“Introduction? Fuck that!” Max said.

“You will find that while Max has a gruff exterior, he’s really a sweet man underneath of it all, which is why we’ve decided to match you two up.”

I must have raised my eyebrows or something because Arnie said, “You look confused.”

“What do we do here?” I said. “Is it like talking with Wendy?”