The Book Thief(41)
Just before two oclock, he went to work.
Without any hesitation, he poured the water onto the road in the exact position where Otto would pedal around the corner.
Liesel had to admit it.
There was a small portion of guilt at first, but the plan was perfect, or at least as close to perfect as it could be. At just after two oclock every Friday, Otto Sturm turned onto Munich Street with the produce in his front basket, at the handlebars. On this particular Friday, that was as far as he would travel.
The road was icy as it was, but Rudy put on the extra coat, barely able to contain a grin. It ran across his face like a skid.
Come on, he said, that bush there.
After approximately fifteen minutes, the diabolical plan bore its fruit, so to speak.
Rudy pointed his finger into a gap in the bush. There he is.
Otto came around the corner, dopey as a lamb.
He wasted no time in losing control of the bike, sliding across the ice, and lying facedown on the road.
When he didnt move, Rudy looked at Liesel with alarm. Crucified Christ, he said, I think we might have killed him! He crept slowly out, removed the basket, and they made their getaway.
Was he breathing? Liesel asked, farther down the street.
Keine Ahnung, Rudy said, clinging to the basket. He had no idea.
From far down the hill, they watched as Otto stood up, scratched his head, scratched his crotch, and looked everywhere for the basket.
Stupid Scheisskopf. Rudy grinned, and they looked through the spoils. Bread, broken eggs, and the big one, Speck. Rudy held the fatty ham to his nose and breathed it gloriously in. Beautiful.
As tempting as it was to keep the victory to themselves, they were overpowered by a sense of loyalty to Arthur Berg. They made their way to his impoverished lodging on Kempf Strasse and showed him the produce. Arthur couldnt hold back his approval.
Who did you steal this from?
It was Rudy who answered. Otto Sturm.
Well, he nodded, whoever that is, Im grateful to him. He walked inside and returned with a bread knife, a frying pan, and a jacket, and the three thieves walked the hallway of apartments. Well get the others, Arthur Berg stated as they made it outside. We might be criminals, but were not totally immoral. Much like the book thief, he at least drew the line somewhere.
A few more doors were knocked on. Names were called out to apartments from streets below, and soon, the whole conglomerate of Arthur Bergs fruit-stealing troop was on its way to the Amper. In the clearing on the other side, a fire was lit and what was left of the eggs was salvaged and fried. The bread and Speck were cut. With hands and knives, every last piece of Otto Sturms delivery was eaten. No priest in sight.
It was only at the end that an argument developed, regarding the basket. The majority of boys wanted to burn it. Fritz Hammer and Andy Schmeikl wanted to keep it, but Arthur Berg, showing his incongruous moral aptitude, had a better idea.
You two, he said to Rudy and Liesel. Maybe you should take it back to that Sturm character. Id say that poor bastard probably deserves that much.
Oh, come on, Arthur.
I dont want to hear it, Andy.
Jesus Christ.
He doesnt want to hear it, either.
The group laughed and Rudy Steiner picked up the basket. Ill take it back and hang it on their mailbox.
He had walked only twenty meters or so when the girl caught up. She would be home far too late for comfort, but she was well aware that she had to accompany Rudy Steiner through town, to the Sturm farm on the other side.
For a long time, they walked in silence.
Do you feel bad? Liesel finally asked. They were already on the way home.
About what?
You know.
Of course I do, but Im not hungry anymore, and I bet hes not hungry, either. Dont think for a second that the priests would get food if there wasnt enough to go around at home.
He just hit the ground so hard.
Dont remind me. But Rudy Steiner couldnt resist smiling. In years to come, he would be a giver of bread, not a stealerproof again of the contradictory human being. So much good, so much evil. Just add water.
Five days after their bittersweet little victory, Arthur Berg emerged again and invited them on his next stealing project. They ran into him on Munich Street, on the way home from school on a Wednesday. He was already in his Hitler Youth uniform. Were going again tomorrow afternoon. You interested?
They couldnt help themselves. Where?
The potato place.
Twenty-four hours later, Liesel and Rudy braved the wire fence again and filled their sack.
The problem showed up as they made their getaway.
Christ! shouted Arthur. The farmer! It was his next word, however, that frightened. He called it out as if hed already been attacked with it. His mouth ripped open. The word flew out, and the word was ax.
Sure enough, when they turned around, the farmer was running at them, the weapon held aloft.