The Billionaire and the Virgin (Billionaires and Bridesmaids #1)(25)

As she spotted him, she gave him a shy smile and ducked her head, as if embarrassed.

It took everything he had not to grab her by the hand, drag her back to his hotel room, and throw her down on the bed and f*ck her until morning. Christ. Just the sight of her made his mouth water and his dick hard.

As she approached, she put her arms out. “This okay for where we’re going tonight?”

“It’s perfect,” Rob said, hating the hoarse note in his voice. He cleared his throat again. “You look great, Marjorie.”

To his surprise, she leaned forward, touched his arm, and gave a wild giggle. “Thank you. But, uh, how about this weather?”

Huh? “It’s great, I guess.”

She trilled a laugh. “Oh Rob, you’re so funny. Tell me more about the weather.”

His brows drew together. Had she moved on from alcohol straight to acid before tonight’s date? Because she was acting a little bizarre. “There’s clouds. And sometimes rain.”

She continued to giggle, but the look in her eyes was nervous. “Why, um, that’s right!”

“Riiight.” He smoothed the front of his vest. A f*cking sweater-vest. God, he’d be laughed out of the Man Channel offices if they saw him dressed like this. But he’d asked his assistants to pick out something appropriate to wear on a bingo date, and this was what they’d decided on. He looked like a f*cking chump, but Marjorie was smiling at him, so he supposed he looked all right in her eyes.

“How you feeling?”

She giggled again, but this time it sounded even more forced. “Couldn’t be better.”

“Really? You look a little pale.”

Marjorie touched her cheek, her expression crestfallen. “I do?”

Yeah, great. He’d just told his girl she looked like shit. Way to be smooth, Rob. She’d just totally derailed him with that bizarre weather babble. “Don’t worry about it.”

“So . . . where are we going?”

“Something I hope you’ll like,” he said, offering her his arm. “Bingo night.”

She stumbled in those high heels. “D-did you say bingo? Really?” Her voice went up a squeaky notch.

“Yeah. I thought it’d be fun.” Much like getting a root canal was fun. “You ever play?”

“Me?” Her eyes went wide. “Oh, um, no, actually. I haven’t!” She gave another inane giggle. Then, she reached out and touched his arm again.

Seriously, what was with her?

They headed toward the conference room set aside for the nighttime bingo. The room was filling up, and sure enough, the average age looked to be above fifty-five, maybe more. He could have sworn that someone waved at Marjorie, but she grabbed his arm and steered him to the front. “Let’s sit right up here, shall we? So we can learn.”

“Uh, I’m pretty sure it’s easy to figure out,” he told her, letting her drag him over to the table. “They call a number and you mark it down.”

She gave another wildly fake laugh, touched his arm, and her eyes were wide with that manic look. “You’re so smart. I’m sure you’ll have to do my cards for me. I’m terrible at this sort of thing.”

Behind him, he was pretty sure someone snorted. “Ain’t that Marj?” said one voice.

Before he could turn around and question the man, Marjorie touched his arm again. “Could you go get me a drink please? That would be so wonderful and all this bingo has made me thirsty.” She patted her throat as if to demonstrate.

“Uh, we haven’t even started yet, but okay.” He got up and headed to the concession stand set up at the back of the room. As he did, he glanced over his shoulder and saw Marjorie gesticulating at the people behind them.

What the hell was going on? He paid for two bottled sodas and headed back to see Marjorie smoothing paper cards on the table in front of them. He offered her one of the drinks, and she looked up. She held a piece of paper out to him. “I bought cards so we can play. I hope that’s okay?”

“Sure.”

“And I got you a marker. You can be blue and I’ll be pink.” She handed him a little blue bottle with a wet sponge on the end. And she touched his arm again.

That was starting to weird him out, it really was.

They sat in awkward silence while the tables filled and everyone waited for the caller to sit down. This should have been the time to have a great, fun conversation with Marjorie, but he was afraid she’d keep doing that weird touch-and-giggle thing. This whole evening was turning into a bust, too. How f*cking depressing was that? He’d even worn a sweater-vest for this shit. All for nothing. Frustration mounted and he was relieved when the caller finally sat down.

“This first game will be a blackout,” the caller announced. “You must cover the entire card. I’ll call the first number. B-10.”

The room fell silent. Next to him, Marjorie marked her card. He scanned his, too, but didn’t see the number. Christ, there was nothing more boring than bingo.

“O-75.”

Which one of his assistants had suggested bingo? They were fired. This was like watching paint dry. The next few numbers were called in a droning voice. He daubed at each number on his card, and glanced over at Marjorie. She was busy marking her card, and then looked over at him and gave him a tentative smile. “Having fun?”