Take a Hint, Dani Brown (The Brown Sisters #2)(68)

Her pause seemed to crackle with amusement. “And you thought this because . . .”

“Because you—” He broke off. “Oh. Ohhhh. I see. Never mind. Got it.”

He supposed he couldn’t blame her for laughing.

“Zaf,” she gasped between giggles, “just to be clear—”

“Yeah, I got it.”

“I’m on my period.”

He cleared his throat, his cheeks burning. “Mm-hmm. Sorry. I always forget people have those.”

“Must be nice,” she snorted.

“I mean, ye—”

“Before you finish that sentence, you should know I’ve taken enough codeine to plea diminished responsibility after I murder you.”

“Duly noted.”

“But I’m sorry for, er . . . causing concern. In the depths of my misery,” she drawled, “I momentarily forgot about your protective instincts.”

That was a very sweet way to phrase I forgot your Worry setting is permanently turned up to a thousand. “It’s fine,” he said. “I take it you’re not feeling great?”

“Oh, goody, you’re interested in my menstruation. Did anyone ever tell you about rectal cramps?”

“No, no they did not. Can I come over?”

There was a moment of silence. “I said rectal cramps.”

“I know.”

“As in, your arsehole—”

“Yeah, I know what a rectum is. Stop trying to freak me out. Are you hungry or not?”

“Hungry?” Dani repeated. Her voice was a mixture of suspicion and intrigue.

“That’s what I said.”

“Hmm. Well. I ate all my emergency Skittles this morning, and I’m out of cereal, so . . .” A pause. “I want egg fried rice, salt and pepper potatoes, and crispy seaweed.” She put the phone down.

Zaf decided there must be something deeply wrong with him, because somehow, he’d managed to enjoy that conversation.



Less than an hour after his unexpected phone call, Dani opened her door to find Tall, Dark, and Shouldn’t Be Here on the doorstep. Along with a bag of Chinese food, since he clearly knew what was good for him. Obviously, the food was the only reason why Dani let him in—well, that and the fact that the sight of him soothed her never-ending PMS tummy ache by a solid 10 percent.

Zaf soothed rather a lot of things, even when she didn’t want him to, and apparently without trying. The fucker.

“Hey,” he said softly, putting the bag down and catching her by the shoulders. He was big and handsome and he smelled like oranges, and she wanted to swim around in his eyes as if they were pools of rich, dark honey. Also, it was entirely possible Dani had taken too much codeine. Oops.

“You okay, sweetheart?” He squeezed her upper arms, which felt quite lovely, so she grabbed his arms and squeezed back. The corners of his mouth tugged up into a smile. “What are you doing, Dan?”

Good question. She stopped squeezing. “Nothing.”

“Are you tired?”

“Yes.”

“Are you high?”

“It’s a possibility,” she admitted.

“Is your rectum doing unholy things?”

“The good kind or the bad kind?”

He laughed and dragged her into a hug, which was fabulous, because Zaf was the most huggable person on earth. He was very sweet and very soft and very firm. He held on to you, not enough that you felt suffocated, but more than enough to make it clear you should stay right there. With him. Because he wanted you to.

The circumstances of this particular hug made Dani wonder what else he wanted. There was no one to fake it for here, and despite his earlier moment of obliviousness, he must realize now that she wasn’t in the mood. So why, exactly, had he come over?

Friend. He came over because he’s my friend. And she shouldn’t ask herself questions like that, because what was the point of them? If he looked at her as if she mattered, if he asked about her day, if he bought her fucking muffins, it didn’t mean a bloody thing. She didn’t want it to mean a thing. In fact, she was already sick of him and his hugs and his kind, steady calm, and she should probably tell him to leave because there was no good reason for him to—

Then Zaf kissed her forehead, her cheekbone, the corner of her mouth. Instead of pulling away, Dani turned her head. Their lips met.

Her heart ached with shy excitement, as if they’d never touched before. The kiss was a chaste brush of lips, barely there, yet powerful enough to dislodge an uncomfortable truth inside her. She wanted Zaf here, and just the act of wanting in itself made her exhilarated and afraid—as if she were falling slowly enough to enjoy the sensation, but fast enough that landing would hurt.

He raised his head, studying her face as if he sensed some infinitesimal change in her. “Dani,” he said, his voice strange—quiet but urgent, gentle but burning. “You do know—you do realize that soon—” He broke off.

Her mind filled in his gaps: Soon enough, all this will be over. We’ll be over. She’d checked the calendar that morning. They had eleven days until their arrangement ended, until everything between them disappeared.

No—not everything. They’d been friends before all this had started, before the video and the fake dates and the deal they’d made. They’d be friends after it. And that was what really mattered, insisted a panicked voice inside her mind: the friendship.