Surviving Ice (Burying Water, #4)(60)

TWENTY-THREE


IVY


This was a terrible idea.

The cramped quarters, the quinoa and seaweed wraps; Jono, the homeless man Dakota invited over for dinner tonight.

All of it.

“This was a great idea! I’m so glad you’re all here with me tonight.” Dakota reaches out to squeeze my biceps with her left hand and Jono’s hand with her right, grinning at Sebastian, who sits across the small round salvaged teak table from her. Jono smiles in return, I think—it’s hard to tell because his face is covered by a beard that rivals Grizzly Adams’s. It’s a clean face, at least. Actually, he’s one of the cleanest homeless people I’ve ever come across. I wouldn’t have guessed that he had nowhere to live had he not enthusiastically announced it. Apparently he bathed at the public beach showers and changed into new clothes, donated by a friend today, all for this dinner. And he made a point of telling us about that, too.

“Sebastian, please, help yourself to more if you’re hungry. I’m sure your appetite is impressive.” Dakota throws a wink my way and I roll my eyes in return. She’s not the most subtle with her sexual innuendos.

He nods his thanks between mouthfuls of the hamburger I threw on the grill for us the second I saw what was on the menu tonight, seemingly protective of the left side of his mouth, where it’s slightly swollen. The fact that he stormed into the women’s restroom with a bloody lip, giving me that lame-ass excuse about running into a wall, has me a bit wary, but I figure it’s something I either don’t need to know about or don’t want to know about.

I’ll ask again later, maybe.

If I have a chance. He hasn’t said much of anything since we stepped inside the house, and I’m wondering if he regrets accepting this invitation. I wish I could read minds right now. Or at least his steely expression.

Jono doesn’t need encouragement, though, reaching over to take another helping.

“So, when did you two meet?” I ask casually.

“Just today,” he says, not bothering to wait until he’s done chewing to speak. “I was getting breakfast at the shelter when this vision strolled through with those squares.” He smiles at her. It doesn’t take a genius to see that he’s already madly lusting over her, as most guys do.

“Really. Just today.” I glare at her. This isn’t the first time I’ve sat at a dinner table with Dakota and one of her “friends,” people who, I swear, she seeks out based on their peculiarity. There was the séance lady, the worm collector, the puppeteer. And that’s just in the last two months. But never has she brought home a complete stranger.

As soon as I have a chance, I’m going to take Dakota by the arms and shake some sense into her. How much can she possibly know about this guy in ten hours? He could be a serial killer, and she invited him into her house! Is she planning on sleeping with him, too? With Dakota, you never know. And I don’t judge but . . . what the f*ck, Dakota?

Suddenly I’m happy that Sebastian’s here. With a gun.

Sebastian must be thinking the same things that I am. “Have you lived in San Francisco all your life, Jono?”

He nods. “Born and bred. In the Bay City area, anyway. My parents still live out in Diablo. I visit them sometimes.”

“Diablo . . .” I frown, remembering it simply for its name when Ned was talking about it once. “I thought that was a wealthy neighborhood.”

“It is,” Sebastian mumbles, just before downing a sip from his bottle of Bud.

Jono snorts. “No one there is going hungry, that’s for sure.”

I look to Sebastian, who’s watching Jono with mild curiosity now. “So that means . . .”

Jono takes a huge bite of his burger and then says something that sounds like, “My parents are rich.”

I don’t like to pry, and normally I don’t care enough to, but this is just too sad. And weird. “So your wealthy parents disowned you and you live on the streets.”

“Disowned?” He scoffs, like the idea is preposterous. “No. I left of my own free will when I was twenty. I’ve been on the streets for almost a year now.”

“But you have a roof to sleep under.” A beautiful roof, I’m sure.

“If I wanted to continue mankind’s dependence on artificial happiness.”

“Jono made the decision to turn away from the materialism and capitalism that feed today’s greedy civilization and live a simpler life,” Dakota explains, not a hint of irony or criticism in her tone. Jono, who is only twenty-one and therefore five years younger than her. “Isn’t that fascinating?”

“So you’re not actually homeless.”

“Oh, I am,” Jono says, his brow furrowing in earnest.

“No, you’re a California bum. There’s a difference.” There’s plenty of them, more the closer to San Diego that you go, where it’s even warmer. They couch-surf at people’s houses, surf and party all day, and feed themselves with food stamps. I can’t say how often Ned bitched about those leeches. At least every time one of them wandered into the shop in flip-flops and his board tucked under his arm, definitely.

Sebastian clears his throat, hiding a small smile behind his burger, but says nothing.

“I’m exercising my right to live how I want to in my country. Isn’t that why America is so great?” He grins and nods at Dakota, waiting for her smile and nod. “See? She gets it. I don’t need all those covetous belongings—the Mercedes, the designer clothes—and the pressure of the rat race that gets you nowhere.”