Ruthless Creatures (Queens & Monsters, #1)(51)

Heat rises in my cheeks, but there’s nothing I can do about it. “My personal life is none of your business. Now give me back my purse and get the hell off my property.”

“Jesus, Nat. That guy? Are you kidding me? All you have to do is look at him to know he’s bad news!”

I take a deep breath. Then I hand him back the sketch and take my purse from him.

“Goodbye, Chris.”

I shut the door in his face.

I stand there listening for a few moments, but he doesn’t leave. Finally, he curses under his breath.

“Okay, I’ll go. But I’m gonna be keeping an eye out for you. This isn’t over.”

His boots make heavy thuds as he walks off.

I wonder if by “keeping an eye out” he actually means “keeping an eye on.”

I have a bad feeling he’s decided to make it his personal mission to keep tabs on me.

I go into the kitchen, sit down at the table, and open my bag. Everything is there as it was, my wallet and phone, lipstick and keys.

I’m shocked when I realize I didn’t lock the front door last night when Kage and I left. I didn’t notice the door was unlocked when we came back, either.

If I’m going to be a mafia king’s queen, I’ll have to be smarter about things like that.

When my cell phone rings, I jump, startled. I don’t recognize the number, so I’m hesitant when I pick up.

“Hello?”

“The leader of the Russian mafia in America is a dude named Maxim Mogdonovich, a Ukrainian. Isn’t that interesting, a Ukrainian in charge? You’d think ethnic Russians would be a little pissed.”

“Sloane! Oh, thank god. Are you okay? You’re safe? Where are you?”

She laughs in delight, sounding like she’s on the lido deck of a cruise ship, cocktail in hand. “Babe, I’m fine. You know me. I always land on my feet. The question is: how are you?”

I collapse facedown onto the kitchen table and groan.

“That’s what I thought. Have a glass of wine. It’ll make you feel better.”

“It’s nine o’clock in the morning.”

“Not in Rome it isn’t.”

“I’m not in Rome!”

“No, but I am.”

I sit bolt upright in the chair. “What?”

“Stavros has a private plane. We flew out as soon as we left the restaurant. I think he’s terrified your man will string him up by his balls if anything happens to me. I’m really going to enjoy you being the moll of a mafia kingpin, by the way.”

“Excuse me, but I’m nobody’s moll.”

“You don’t even know what it means.”

I hate it when she’s right. “I will if you give me a sec to google it.”

“It means gangster’s female companion.”

“There’s a word for that?”

“There’s a word for everything. Example: you know that little landing at the top of a flight of stairs where you have to turn and go up another set of stairs?”

“Yeah?”

“That’s called a halfpace. Isn’t that cute?”

“You’re drunk. Is that it?”

She laughs again. I hear men’s voices in the background. “Stavros’s yacht has a lot of stairs.”

“Yacht? I thought you were in Rome!”

“We landed in Rome. Now we’re on his yacht. The Mediterranean Sea is unbelievable. Hey, you and Kage should come join us!”

No wonder she sounds like she’s having cocktails on the lido deck of a cruise ship: she is.

I demand, “You knew Stavros was in the mafia, didn’t you?”

“Sort of? It’s not like they make a big production out of it. Nobody’s going around wearing lapel pins that say, ‘mafioso.’ Or whatever the word is in Russian. I just got a vibe is all.”

“How could you not tell me you were dating a mobster? You said he was a tech guy!”

“He is a tech guy. Who also happens to be in the mafia. Why are you so upset?”

I say drily, “Gee, I don’t know. Maybe it has to do with the gunfight during dinner last night? Or the four dead bodies we left at La Cantina? Or the cops who knocked on my door this morning? Or the fact that Kage was gone when I woke up?”

She sucks in a thrilled breath. “You slept with him, didn’t you?”

“Out of everything I said, that’s what you’re interested in talking about?”

“Yes! Oh my god, bitch, spill!”

“Rewind, maniac. The cops knocked on my door this morning.”

“And you didn’t tell them anything. And now they’re gone. Let’s get back to the good stuff: you and Kage. I know the answer’s probably no because it was your first time being together and all, but I still have to ask…butt sex?”

“There is something very, very wrong with you.”

“Answer the question.”

“I could be in jail right now!”

“Babe, you didn’t do anything to get put in jail for. Now answer the damn question.”

“The answer’s no, psychopath!”

She sighs in disappointment. “Well, at least you’re okay. We got lucky getting out of that restaurant alive.”