Part of Your World (Twisted Tales)(5)
Eventually their patience was rewarded. Vanessa came sashaying in, leaving her two manservants outside.
“I’ll see you boys later,” she purred. They bowed in unison, almost identical twins in matching uniforms that had costlier jackets and prettier feathered caps than other castle staff.
The princess began to disrobe, pulling off her gloves, her mantle, and the wide hat that topped her dark hair. This was brown velvet with golden medallions around the crown and the plumes of rare foreign birds in the band…and she still left it carelessly on her bed. She quietly hummed one of the arias from the opera, one of the mermaid’s arias, and then opened her mouth wider and belted it out, knocking the seagulls back a little with the force of her musicality.
It did not sound like when Ariel used to sing.
Oh, it was the mermaid’s voice all right, and the tune was dead-on. But it was too loud, and the words had no soul, and the notes didn’t flow from one to the other harmoniously. It was as if a talented but untrained child with no life experience to speak of had suddenly been commanded to sing a piece about a woman dying of consumption who had lost her only love.
Scuttle tried not to wince. Seagulls of course had no innate musical abilities themselves—as other birds loved to taunt—but the song still sounded blasphemous in Ariel’s voice.
Vanessa laughed, purred, and made other noises with her throat Ariel never would have. “Did you enjoy that, mighty sea king? The little song from a lovesick mermaid?”
“I don’t see a mighty sea king,” the great-grandgull whispered to Scuttle. “Maybe she’s mad.”
Scuttle had no response. He frowned and ducked and peered back and forth into every corner of the room that he could glimpse from the window. But there was nothing, not even a small aquarium, that might hold a polyp.
Vanessa paused in front of the overwhelming collection of bottles and trinkets on her vanity: musky perfumes in tiny glass ampoules, exotic oils in jars carved in pink stone, enough boar-bristled brushes to keep an army of princesses looking their best. The one thing she didn’t have—which Scuttle would not have realized—was a maidservant performing these ablutions for her. She made a kissy-face into the mirror and then moved on, disappearing from view into her closet. It looked like she was holding something, but it was hard to be sure.
The two birds strained and leaned forward, trying to follow her movements.
“I’m so sorry you missed such a wonderful opera, Kingy,” she called from the darkness. After a moment she came back out wearing a bright pink silk robe. Now they could see that she carried a bottle half hidden in her voluminous sleeve. “But I think Eric may put it on again, one more time. Not that you’ll get to see it then, either. Such a shame! It was so imaginative. It was all about a little mermaid, and how she loses her prince to a nasty old sea witch. The hussy.”
She paused…and then cracked up, her delicate mouth opening wider and wider and wider, billows of distinctly non-Ariel laughter coming out.
She turned to hold the glass bottle up to regard it in the light coming from the gull-decorated window…and the gulls gasped.
It was a narrow glass cylinder, like that which a scientist or a physic might use when doing experiments. On top was a piece of muslin held on with gobs of wax. Inside was filled with water…and one of the most horrible things Scuttle and Jona had ever seen.
A dark green mass, gelatinous, with a vaguely plantlike shape filled most of the bottle. One knobby end kept it rooted on the bottom of the glass. Toward its “head” were things that looked like tentacles but floated uselessly in the tiny space; these were topped with a pair of yellow eyes. A hideous cartoon of a mouth hung slackly beneath. In a final bit of terrible mockery two slimy appendages flowed down the sides of its mouth, aping the sea king’s once foam-white mustache and beard.
The great-grandgull turned her head to avoid gagging.
“It’s him!” Scuttle cried—at the last second covering his words with a squawk, remembering that the sea witch could understand the languages of all beasts, same as Ariel.
Vanessa spun quickly and suspiciously.
Jona thought fast. She pecked at her grandfather—realistically, as if she were trying to steal a morsel from him.
Scuttle squawked.
“What the…”
“NO IT’S MY FISHY!” Jona screamed. She widened her eyes at him, willing him to understand.
Her great-grandfather just stared at her for a moment.
Then he relaxed.
“What? Oh yeah, right,” he said, giving her a big wink. “No—my—great-grandgull—that—is—my—fish!”
They both fell off the ledge, away into the air, wheeling and squawking like perfectly normal seagulls.
Vanessa ran to the window but relaxed when she saw just a pair of birds, fighting in midair over some nasty piece of something-or-other. With a snarl and a flounce she turned back inside.
“That was some pretty smart thinking back there,” Scuttle said, giving his great-grandgull a salute.
“What now?” she asked.
“Now? We go find Ariel.”
Far, far below the wine-dark waves upon which wooden boats floated like toys lay a different sort of kingdom.
Coral reefs were scattered like forests across the landscape, lit in dappled sunlight that had to travel a long and slow liquid passage to reach them. Long ribbons of kelp filled in for their Dry World tree equivalents. These bent and dipped gracefully in the slightest aquatic breezes, and were soft to the touch—yet tough as leather, sometimes with sharp edges. Fingerlike tips reached for the sun, photosynthesizing just like their landlocked brethren.