Overruled(58)

“Wow,” she exclaims quietly. “He’s gorgeous! He could model for Calvin Klein or Armani.”

Frowning, I turn to her. “Why would you tell me that?”

She looks back, grinning. “You want me to lie?”

“Yes. I do.”

She gives Ass Face another once-over. Then covers her eyes. “My god, he’s hideous! I can’t bear to look at him. Move over, Quasimodo, Jimmy Dean is in the house.”

I sigh. “Sofia?”

“Yes, Stanton?” she says sweetly.

I lean in, so my lips are just a hairbreadth from her ear.

“Lie better.”

As the happy couple heads our way I turn to face them, asking Sofia out of the side of my mouth, “How should I play this? Scare him with threats, or just go straight to the ass-kicking?”

Please, let her opt for the ass-kicking.

“You should be polite. Charming—show her you’re the bigger man.”

I nudge her with my elbow. “Bigger is better—and his f*ckin’ nickname was Sausage Link, so it looks like I’ve got the monopoly on bigger.”

That gets a small chuckle out of her. “You should make friends with him, as fast as you can. Go drinking or hunting—kill something together. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”

Not for the first time, I congratulate myself on the wisdom of bringing Sofia with me. Having a direct line of contact with a woman’s brain is the best kind of resource. Without her here, I would’ve just clocked the son of a bitch—which apparently would’ve pissed Jenny off instead of impressing her. Might’ve sent her racing to Vegas to f*cking elope with Ass Face.

I quickly glance Sofia’s way and I mean every word when I tell her, “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

She gives me a funny look, brows drawn together.

But then they arrive in front of us.

I stand opposite Jenny, looking sideways at Sausage Link. He holds out his hand to me. “It’s been a long time, Stanton. Good to see you.”

I read his eyes, his expression, not sure if he’s being for real. But all I see staring back at me is a friendly smile and unguarded dark brown eyes.

And I realize something: Jenny didn’t f*cking tell him. Didn’t talk to him about our visit at the river yesterday, or how I found out about his existence in her life at all.

I shake his hand. Hard. “JD.”

He winces, and the caveman inside me grins with rotting teeth.

Then he puts his arm around Jenn. “We’re glad you could make it home for the wedding—wouldn’t be the same without you.”

My eyes meet Jenny’s nervous gaze and I smirk; chuckle just a little.

“You can f*ckin’ say that again—it definitely will not be the same.”

I introduce Sofia, and Jenny’s smile thins. They mentally circle each other, like women—and cats—do, wondering if they’ll be needing their claws anytime soon.

“We’re grillin’ at the Monroes’ this afternoon. Y’all are comin’, right?” JD asks.

Jenny opens her mouth, but before she can get a word out, I answer. “We wouldn’t miss it. I’ll bring my special sauce. You always loved my sauce, remember Jenny? Couldn’t get enough of it.”

She gives me an evil look.

I wink.

“Momma.” Presley skips up, taking my hand. “Can I go back to Granny and Granddad Shaw’s with Daddy and Miss Sofia?”

Jenny smiles softly. “Of course you can. But don’t get your dress dirty.”

With a sigh, Jenny regards me. “We’ll see you later, then.”

“Count on it.”

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Back at the parents’, I’m in the kitchen, trying to make the most of my time—mixing in Worcestershire, vinegar, and brown sugar—though molasses would be better. Barbecue sauce is important to a southern man—it’s a pride thing. Mine has a legendary reputation and I don’t want to disappoint the fans.

Outside the window, Presley leads Sofia around to where the herding dogs are penned, chattering away. “That’s Bo, that one’s Rose—oh, and this is Lucky. He got stepped on by a horse when he was a pup. Squashed half his little head—see the dent?”

I glance up and catch Sofia stroking her hands over the dog’s tan coat, then puckering those ruby lips and peppering the dog with kisses.