My Kind of Wonderful(89)

Something that of course Lucas hadn’t bothered to tell her. “Thanks,” she said, slightly mollified.

“You can moor overnight, but you have to buy a permit for one of the public docks at the campgrounds or tie up at a private dock—with permission of the owner.”

He was lake patrol, she realized. And a stickler for the rules. Not that she was surprised. The entire male race was on her shit list. Sometimes higher on the list than other times, but that was another story. “I’ll move the boat,” she promised, hoping to appease him enough to make him vanish.

He nodded and… continued to stand there.

Perfect. Still not feeling steady, she managed to get to her feet and sit behind the wheel. That she did so without puking was somewhat of a miracle. But before she could fumble the keys into the ignition, there came the click click clicking of heels running down the dock. Sophie turned her head in time to watch with the same muted horror with which she would’ve watched a train wreck.

A tall, leggy blonde was doing her best to run in painted-on leather pants and matching corset, vastly hampered by her store-bought double D’s bouncing up to her chin with each step of those five-inch stilettos.

“Lucas,” the woman called out. “Oh Lucas… I’ve got the day off, we can play pirate and captive maiden again!”

Sophie managed to stand up and make herself seen over the windshield. Yep, it was one of Lucas’s regular sidepieces, which made her see red. On the positive side, though, apparently a brain couldn’t be both furious and sick at the same time because she momentarily didn’t feel like puking up her guts.

“Whoops,” the woman said, skidding to a halt, tugging down the corset a little and very nearly causing a wardrobe malfunction of epic proportions. “I’m looking for Lucas.”

What was her name? Sophie wondered, trying to remember. Brandy? Candy?

“I’m Mandy,” Ms. Camel Toe said, sliding a side glance at Mr. Lake Patrol, who actually scored another point in Sophie’s eyes when he took a quick, dismissive glance and then refocused on Sophie.

“I don’t understand,” Mandy said, confused, staring at Sophie now too. “Who are you? And don’t even think of moving in on me. Monday mornings are mine and Lucas’s. Well, every other Monday because he has very important meetings on the other Mondays. But he’s going to leave his wife for me, so back off.”

“Okay, I’ve got both good news and bad news for you,” Sophie said. “The good news is that he did indeed leave his wife. Me.”

Mandy did a double-take. “You’re the coat hanger he dumped?”

Jeez, give up college and then your own life to run your husband’s busy schedule for him and suddenly people see you as a worthless extension of the man instead of your own woman.

Good thing she was over that and back at work on herself.

Having no idea what she wanted to do for a living had her in temporary stall mode, but she was working on that too. She was doing the best she could at every job she tried, and so far things hadn’t exactly panned out, but all she could do was keep looking forward.

Mandy crossed her arms. “So where the hell is Lucas?”

Later Sophie would feel bad for what popped out of her mouth. Much later. “He… passed.” Which actually, wasn’t a total lie, because if a Mack truck didn’t run her ex over by week’s end, she might just do the deed herself.

Mandy blinked. “Passed as in… passed?”

You’re helping her out here, Sophie told herself. Saving her future heartbreak. So she did her best to look suitably grief stricken as she nodded and braced for hysterics.

But instead Mandy got all red in the face and stomped a stiletto on the dock. “Why, that bastard! He said that he’d had a lot of personal growth lately and he’d come to some life-altering decisions about us! And then he up and dies? Are you kidding me?”

Sophie didn’t think that a hard-on counted as personal growth. She also felt she deserved a medal for sainthood for refraining from mentioning it.

“I had the diamond ring all picked out with a matching necklace and bracelet and everything.” Mandy blew out a sigh. “Men suck.”

Now there was something they could agree on.

“I need to board the boat,” Mandy said, her breasts quivering in indignation. “I left a few things down there that the * doesn’t deserve, even in death.”

“Such as?” Sophie asked.

“Lucas gave me a drawer.”

Sophie stared at her for a beat and then whirled and went below deck. She indeed found the drawer filled with lingerie and… ew… something in fluorescent pink that required batteries. Rather than touch anything, she yanked out the entire drawer and stormed above deck.

And tripped.

The contents of the drawer flew free and scattered across the dock. Lacy thongs, garter belts, skimpy bras… And last but not least, the fluorescent-pink battery-operated toy, which rolled to a stop at Lake Patrol Hottie’s feet.

And then began to vibrate.

Lake Patrol Hottie stared down at it. “You have a license for this?” he asked Sophie.

“It’s not mine!”

Mandy gave a big huff and gathered it up along with the rest of her lingerie, glaring at Sophie like this was all her fault. “I’ll have you know, Lucas loved me and my Rabbit more than you.” Then she whirled and headed up the dock, her heels click, click, clicking, her vibrator humming along in accompaniment.