Lovers Like Us (Like Us #2)(23)

I shake my head. “I bend rules for the benefit of my client and his privacy. You three aren’t my clients—”

“But my bodyguard is a nark,” Kinney says. “Luna’s bodyguard is a bigger nark, and Xander’s bodyguard—”

“—is cool,” Xander interjects, “but Banks will tell Thatcher, who’ll tell—”

“I’ll stop you there,” I say, my brows spiked. “That’s the definition of a nark.”

“Banks and Thatcher are still cooler than you.”

My smile stretches. “That must be why you asked them here instead of me.”

“Burn,” Kinney deadpans.

Xander flips his sister off before putting his headphones back on.

Luna twirls in a circle. “Can’t you poach some trustworthy bodyguards from SFO, then?”

“That’s not how the security team works.” If I asked to bring Oscar with me over Luna’s bodyguard, J.P. would act like I nail-gunned his feet to the floor. I watch Luna spin six more times, and my concern elevates. “How serious is this?”

She blows out a breath. “To be determined, but it’s not looking great…”

It’s about Luna, I deduce. “Okay. If you need something, I can go alone—”

A knock pounds the door.

I let Maximoff inside. He’s still wearing his wet Patagonia jacket. Our gazes latch for a strong second, and then I lock the door while he skims his siblings.

“What’s going on?” He nears his brother.

Xander lowers his headphones to his neck again.

“Hey.” Maximoff has this empathetic expression that screams, I care. I care. I love you. “I’ve been trying to reach—”

“I know.” Xander climbs out of the tub and clasps his older brother’s hand. Maximoff brings Xander into his chest, and they hug.

Out of the corner of his eye, Xander sends me a pleading look. As though saying, don’t tell him I was upset.

Unless Maximoff asks, I won’t bring it up. They pull apart, and Maximoff says to his brother, “I heard you got your door back at home.”

Xander shrugs. “I only lost it for a day.”

Maximoff told me that Xander has a no locking doors rule. Whenever he breaks it, their dad takes the door off its hinges.

I prop the back of my boot on the cupboard, knee bent, and I watch Luna run in place for the third time. I don’t ask because I’m about 99.9% sure Maximoff will.

He breaks focus from his little brother and zeroes in on Luna with a hardened gaze. “What the hell are you doing?”

She pants, “I read on Celebrity Crush that if you dance a lot, you can possibly, maybe, somewhat make your period appear.”

Shit.

Silence hangs heavy.

“You missed your period?” he asks, voice firm. He taps into big brother mode with ease, his body rigid, and he shoots me a glare. As though I didn’t inform him of the scenario where his eighteen-year-old sister may be pregnant.

“I didn’t know,” I say, and then I look at Luna. “You can’t make your period appear by dancing, but nice try.”

Kinney scoffs. “You’re a guy. You know nothing about periods or the female anatomy. You haven’t even touched a vagina.”

“Kinney,” Maximoff growls.

My mouth curves upward. Because it’s cute when he defends me, but I can handle this shit. “I graduated medical school,” I tell her, “but I don’t need an MD or a high school diploma to know that medical advice from Celebrity Crush isn’t accurate or even good advice. It’s just bullshit.”

“That’s what I said,” Xander says, taking a seat on the tub ledge next to Kinney. “I mean, it’s the same tabloid that rumored Jane and Moffy to be—”

“Too soon,” Maximoff cuts him off and then hones in on Luna again. “How? When? Where? Why?”

Luna falls flat to her feet and tugs at the sleeves of her baggy star-printed sweater. “Sex. Last day of school before winter break. In the back of his car. Because I was digging him.” Her amber eyes ping from me to her older brother. “I’m only a few weeks late, and I know I screwed up already because of school. Mom and Dad can’t know about this. Not until I figure out if it’s real.”

Before Maximoff even knew, I heard from the security team that Dalton Academy said Luna has to be homeschooled for the remainder of the school year—or else she won’t graduate on time.

Luna places her hands on her head. “Maybe I can go on tour with you.”

“Me too.” Kinney stands.

Maximoff pushes Kinney back down until she sits. “No, and no.” His muscles contract, and he gestures to Luna. “Did he not wear a condom?”

“I didn’t think about it.” She twists a piece of light brown hair around her finger. “It was my first time, and I thought the probability was low.”

I rub my temple, almost cringing.

“Jesus Christ,” Maximoff mutters. “Our mom is a sex addict, Luna. You should know better.”

She looks to me for an out, but she forgets that I’m a hardass too.

“You should’ve listened in sex ed.”

“Lay off her, you turds,” Kinney says.