Love Your Life(5)

“I don’t have a problem with golf,” I say, lifting my chin. “And anyway, that’s not the point. The point is, two matching lists of attributes aren’t love. Algorithms aren’t love.”

    “Algorithms are the only way,” says Sarika, squinting at the screen. “Mmm, he’s nice.”

“OK, where’s the algorithm that tells me what a guy smells like?” I retort, more passionately than I intended. “Where’s the algorithm that tells me how he laughs or the way he ruffles a dog’s head? That’s what matters to me, not all these irrelevant details. I could fall in love with a scientist or a farmer. He could be five feet tall or seven feet. As long as there was chemistry. Chemistry.”

“Oh, chemistry,” says Sarika, exchanging grins with Nell.

“Yes, chemistry!” I retort defiantly. “That’s what matters! Love is…is…” I grope for words. “It’s the ineffable, mysterious connection that happens between two humans when they connect, and they feel it…and they just know.”

“Ava.” Sarika regards me fondly. “You are a love.”

“She’s getting in practice for her romantic-writing course,” suggests Nell. “You realize Lizzy Bennet had a zillion deal-breakers, Ava? No arrogant snooty types. No idiot clergymen.” Nell nods at Sarika. “Put that one in.”

“No idiot clergymen.” Sarika pretends to type, grinning at me over the top of her laptop. “Shall I put, Only those with stately homes need apply?”

“Very funny.” I sink down next to her on the sofa and Sarika puts a conciliatory hand on mine.

“Ava. Babe. We’re different, that’s all. We want different things. I want to bypass all the time-wasting. Whereas you want…chemistry.”

“Ava wants magic,” says Nell.

“Not magic.” I flinch slightly, because my friends always make out I’m too romantic and rosy-tinted, and I’m not. “What I want is—” I break off, my thoughts a little jumbled.

    “What do you want?” asks Nell, and she sounds genuinely curious. At last I draw breath.

“I want a guy who looks at me…and I look at him…and it’s all there. We don’t have to say anything. It’s all there.”

I break off into a misty silence. It has to be possible. Love has to be possible—otherwise, what are we all doing?

“I want that too.” Sarika nods, breaking the spell. “Only within ten minutes from a tube station.”

Nell guffaws with laughter and I raise a reluctant smile.

“I’ve got a date tonight, actually,” I reveal. “That’s why I can’t stay.”

“A date?” Sarika’s head jerks up. “You’re telling us this now?”

“I thought you were packing for Italy,” says Nell, almost accusingly.

“I am packing. After my date.”

“Exciting!” Sarika’s eyes sparkle at me. “Where did you meet him, at the ice cream social?”

“No, at the assembly rooms,” says Nell. “He helped her when her carriage wheel got stuck.”

“He wrote a note with his quill pen and stuck it into her bonnet.” Sarika giggles.

“Ha ha.” I lift my eyes to heaven. “Online, obviously. But I didn’t set up a million artificial deal-breakers, I went by instinct.”

“Instinct?” echoes Nell. “Meaning…”

“His eyes,” I say proudly. “There’s a look in his eyes.”

After the disastrous date with Seth, I came up with a new theory: It’s all in the eyes. I never liked Seth’s eyes. That should have told me. So I went online and searched for a guy with gorgeous eyes…and I found one! I’m actually quite excited. I keep looking at his picture and feeling a real connection with him.

    “You can tell a lot about someone from his eyes,” concedes Sarika. “Let’s see.”

I summon up a photo and look at it lovingly for a moment before showing it to Sarika, then Nell. “He’s called Stuart,” I tell them. “He’s in IT.”

“Nice eyes,” concedes Nell. “I’ll give you that.”

Nice? Is that all she can say? They’re wonderful eyes! They crinkle with warmth and intelligence and wit, even in a tiny photo on a phone. I’ve never seen such amazing eyes, and I’ve looked at a lot of dating profiles….

“Harold!” Sarika suddenly shrieks, and I leap up in alarm. “That’s my chicken wrap! Bad dog!”

While we’ve been talking, Harold has silently crept over to Sarika’s side of the sofa and swiped her Pret A Manger wrap out of her bag, still in its plastic. Now he’s looking from her to me to Nell as though to say, “What are you going to do about it?”

“Harold!” I chide. “Drop!” I take a step toward him and he backs away a step. “Drop!” I repeat, without much conviction.

Harold’s bright eyes travel around the room again, as though he’s assessing the situation.

“Drop.” I try to sound commanding. “Drop.”

“Drop!” echoes Nell, her alto voice booming round the room.

    I lean slowly toward Harold and his eyes follow me, inch by inch, until I make a sudden grab. But I’m too slow. I’m always too slow for Harold. He scrabbles and slides to the corner behind the TV where no one can get him, then starts chewing furiously at the wrap, pausing every so often to regard the three of us with an expression of triumph.