Love At First Glance (Love at Firsts #1)(24)

“Maybe Nippledick was onto something.” He looks at me with mischievous grin on his face.

“Uh oh, what are you up to Spencer?” I look at him actually worried about what’s going through his mind.

“Well, Nippledick said something about outdoing them. I get that you didn’t want to do it with him but how about with me?” He smirks.

“What?” I screech which probably scared the neighbors a little because the noises stop.

“Not so loud.” He chuckles. “I’m not saying we have to have sex. We can just fake it. Make noise and what not.” He shrugs. “At least they’d know you’re getting some too and then they’d maybe shut up?”

“I can’t believe you want to make me do this.” I shake my head in disbelief.

“What? Don’t tell me you haven’t thought about it?”

“Maybe I have, but what if they’re even louder next time?”

“You go out there, bang on the door and tell him to buy her a ball gag.” He laughs clearly proud of himself.

“You’re such a weirdo.” I sigh.

“So? What do you say?” He looks at me expectedly.

“Mayyyybe.”

“I cracked you!” He throws his arms up in victory.

“This is going to be really awkward.”

“Why? It’s going to be fun. Remember when we made out so our parents would get off our backs that we weren't dating?”

“Yeah, that’s exactly what I was thinking about. It was as awkward as hell.”

“A little but you were a good kisser.” He shrugs and helps me up before walking me to my room.

“Yeah, we were supposed to fake it and you kissed me for real, you even gave me a hickey!” I chuckle remembering that day.

“You loved it and every girl at school was jealous.”

“Yeah I remember that. Melina was mad when she saw us walk in holding hands.”

“Good times.” He chuckles and lies on my bed, patting the space next to him. I roll my eyes and join him, lying flat on my back, unsure what to do. “Let’s wait and see if they start up again.” He chuckles.

“Not my idea to do this.”

“Yet here we are, about to fake it.” He waggles his eyebrows and brushes his fingers over my thigh. My skin instantly breaks out in goose bumps. “I’ve still got it with the ladies.” He smirks at me.

I slap his hand away. “Keep your hands to yourself young man.” I lie on my front resting my head on my pillow.

“You’re taking the fun out of this, Love.”

“It’s supposed to be fake remem-” This time it’s not Spencer cutting me off but the couple next door. “I don’t think it’s the same woman as the other night,” I whisper.

“Why are you whispering?” Spencer whispers back loudly.

“I don’t know.” I keep whispering.

“Think he’s cheating or that he’s a manwhore?” Spencer snickers.

“I’m not sure. To be honest. I’m not sure last night was the same woman either.” I frown.

“Manwhore for sure.” Spencer is clearly amused by all of this. “What do you think he looks like?”

“I don’t know but I’m sure he’s using a little blue pill or something. Last time he lasted at least an hour. I shit you not.”

“It doesn’t turn you on?” He looks at me skeptical.

“Yes it does, I’m human, Spence. I just don’t want to masturbate to the sound of my neighbor f*cking. That’s disturbing. What if I do and then discover it’s an old couple.” I shudder.

“Good point, but I don’t think they are. They don’t sound old.”

“And what do they sound like to you Mr. Sexpert?” I snicker.

“Tall, broad shoulders, tattoos of course, blond hair slid back, bit of a beard, nice defined muscles but not too built, kinda like me. Blue eyes, nice lips and no nippledick, that’s for sure.” He chuckles.

“You’re describing the perfect man.” I sigh dreamily. “What do you think she looks like?”

“I know.” He grins. “I hope that’s what he looks like. I can’t believe you still haven’t seen him. Hmm, what about her? Let's see, tall, blonde bimbo, big fake boobs and fake everything.”

“I know. I could’ve last night had I not checked on Bernard before walking out the door. I heard the door to his place close just after I walked out.” I shrug and jump when the woman screams in pleasure.

“Time to work our magic. Are you ready?” Spencer smirks.

“Do I really have a choice?” I question him, already full well knowing the answer.

“Nope.” He chuckles and starts fake moaning.

On one side of the wall it sounds a bit like this: Thump. Moan. Thump. Moan. Thump. Moan. Moan. Moan. Scream. Giggle. Thump. Thump. Groan.

On our side of the wall it sounds more like this: Moan. Moan. Giggle because I can’t help it. Moan. Moan. Moan. Yes, that’s it Spencer, f*ck me harder. Giggle. Moan. Moan. Moan. Yes baby, you like it hard.

I’m trying not to laugh but it’s too difficult. Especially when Spencer thinks it’s a good idea to scream ‘Suck my big dick baby’. I lose it completely and burst out laughing which causes Spencer to shove my face into my pillow.