Girls on Fire(91)

I liked the sound of the gun when it went off. I liked how you could feel the sound in your fingers, and how it hurt.

Later.

Craig passed out beneath a tree, so it was just the two of us again, me and Nikki, evening spreading out against the sky and all that crap. We lay side by side. I cradled the gun against my chest, wondering if Kurt had a gun, if he loved it as much as I could love this one. I could take it home with me, I thought. Slip it under my pillow, hold it as I was falling asleep, let it follow me into my dreams, where we would be one, we would be all-powerful, we would be safe. I rubbed it, long and slow, like it was Craig and I could feel it harden to my touch, and laughed to think it would stay hard forever. Less trouble, in all ways, than flesh.

“We should trade in men for guns,” I told Nikki, and it was late enough, we were high enough, that it felt profound.

“We could be men, with guns,” she said, and touched it for the first time, took it in her hands like she knew exactly what to do, held it to her crotch, raised its mouth slowly toward sky. “Bang.”

Nikki started it. Remember that, even if she never did.

“You ever think about it?” she said. “Having one of these?”

“I dreamed I had a dick once. It was so real I woke up freaked out enough to check.”

“When I was a kid, I saw a movie where that happened,” Nikki said. “Girl wished she was a boy and woke up with a little something extra in her pants.”

“That’s f*cked-up.”

“Scared the crap out of me. Then. But now?”

Craig was slumped against ancient bark, head tipped back, eyes closed. He would have looked deep in thought, but for the drool.

“Now I wonder,” Nikki said.

Didn’t we all? What it would be like to be one of them. To have power, be seen, be heard, be dudes rather than sluts, be jocks or geeks or bros or nice guys or boys-will-be-boys or whatever we wanted instead of quantum leaping between good girl and whore. To be the default, not the exception. To be in control, to seize control, simply because we happened to have a dick.

“Imagine if it were that easy to get off,” Nikki said. “I don’t know how they ever get anything done. I’d be jerking off nonstop.”

“Not worth it,” I said. “You really want something hanging off you that just pops up whenever it feels like?”

“Or doesn’t.” She giggled. Craig had a tough time getting it up when he was drunk. That October, he was always drunk.

“Or doesn’t. Seems very inconvenient.”

“Good for peeing, though.” She stood up, held the gun tight against her zipper, aimed it at the ground. “I bet I could spell my name. In cursive.”

“You’d be a lady-killer.”

She grinned, spread her legs wide, threw her shoulders back. Held the gun with one hand and smacked an imaginary ass with the other. It was Craig’s favorite pose, though he usually accompanied it with some improvised porn music, bow chicka wow wow. “Yo, dude. Check out my package.”

“Big and hard,” I said. “Just the way I like it.”

“Not as big as your rack,” she said. If I’d let myself laugh, maybe it would have ended there. But I was still wearing my Nikki costume, I’d slurped a deadly puddle of tequila-spiked Jell-O, and it was Halloween—I wanted to play.

“Oh, Craig,” I simpered. “I love your big, hard cock.”

He liked that, dirty talk, always wanting us to assure him, Oh baby you’re huge oh baby you feel so good oh baby I’m so wet oh baby—it said he was strong and we were weak, he was supply and we were demand, he was power and we were need.

“Oh, yeah, baby?” she said. “You want it? You want it bad?”

“I want it so bad,” I said. “Because you’re the most popular guy in all of school and we’re going to look super sexy in our Dreamiest Couple yearbook photos together.”

“I do not sound like that, bitch.”

I let my voice go breathy phone sex operator. “Tell me we’re going to be homecoming king and queen, big boy. Tell me how all the peons will gaze at us and we’ll crush them under our big, royal feet. Tell me how you’ll use that rock-hard cock of yours to pee on their parade.”

I raised myself onto my knees and padded toward her, till the gun was in my face. Leaned forward, kissed its cool tip. Tongued the edge, tasted its tang.

She jutted her hips. “You want some of this?”

“I want all of it.” Then its mouth was in my mouth, and I was licking my way around its rim. Nikki moaned.

“Ohhhh, Nikki,” she said, in his voice.

I pulled my lips away, just long enough to gasp, “Mmm, Craig,” then swallowed it again, drew higher up the shaft, cupped her ass in my hands.

“I love you,” she said, hand on my head, forcing me down, then up, into a rhythm. “God, I love you.”

It was no different than sucking at the real thing, hard and slippery and dangerous.

“I love you,” she whispered, nails digging at my scalp. “I love you I love you I love you.”

And so it went, until the real Craig woke from his stupor and realized we were playing without him. There was a manly grunt, a skunk of a burp, and then he lumbered over to us and sealed his own fate in one puff of beery breath: “Step aside, ladies, and get ready for a real man.”