Flawless (Chestnut Springs, #1)(10)
“When are you going to grow out the ‘stache and go full Old Man Eaton?”
He glares at me before he drops the post and lines up the pointed end with the spot he wants. “Dunno. When you cutting your hair, Rapunzel?”
This feels good. This feels familiar. Pissing Cade off is one of my favorite past-times. And he’s so fucking grumbly that it never stops being satisfying. He’s all bark and no bite, one of the nicest dudes I know.
If you can overlook what a prick he is.
I pull my cap off and flick my hair over my shoulder, trying not to wince at the shot of pain in my shoulder. Or the swelling in my knee. Or the ache in my back.
Never mind Rapunzel, I’m more like Humpty Dumpty.
“Never. How will I pull a princess through my window?”
He snorts and grabs the post pounder while I take over holding the post upright. “Just one princess, brother? Hardly seems like you.”
I roll my eyes. Cade is the monk in this family. I don’t think I’ve seen him with a single woman since his divorce.
“I’m just trying to have enough sex for the both of us,” I lie. That part of me has changed. It doesn’t hold the same appeal these last couple seasons. Not like it used to. It brings drama, and I’ve grown tired of having to spend time with people who only want something from me or who see me as some sort of trophy.
Cade reaches up and slaps the cap off my head. “Douche. You going to help do one or just stand there looking pretty?”
I step away and cross my arms. “I am pretty, aren’t I? People keep telling me that,” I deflect because I don’t want to confess that my body is feeling utterly run down. All that will get me is a lecture about how I need to retire, how I’ve stuck with it too long.
The problem is, I’m addicted.
Riding bulls is a high I can’t replace. A rush I can’t stop chasing.
“Uncle Rhett!” The small, sugary voice makes me smile, and I’m grateful for the distraction.
Cade glances over his shoulder, brows drawn together in concern.
“Luke! What’s up, little man? I thought you were with Mrs. Hill,” I say.
My nephew smiles at me, exposing his little Chiclet teeth, a mischievous expression overtaking his face. “I told her I wanted to play hide and seek.”
“Okay . . .”
Luke peeks at his dad from around my body, like he knows he’s about to get in trouble. And then he leans in close to me and holds a hand up next to his mouth. “And then I ran over here instead.”
His eyes go wide as he takes in my expression and then his dad’s, who is probably scowling behind me. I try not to laugh.
But I fail. This cracks me up, and I bark out a loud laugh. This kid runs my brother into the ground. He keeps him light—and God knows Cade needs that.
That said, we’re all a bunch of softies where Luke is concerned. Our little sister may have left the ranch, but we’ve got Luke to dote on now.
“Papa is looking for you,” the boy continues.
“Luke.” Cade walks up from behind me. “Are you telling me you ran away from your babysitter to help Papa find Rhett? Because that sounds an awful lot like not minding your business.”
Luke rolls his little lips together, and I swear I can see the gears turning in his head. Almost five, smart as hell, a full-on troublemaker. But still too young to realize when he’s blown it.
He side-steps that question, widening his eyes strategically. “Papa came looking for you at home. He’s with a lady.”
I groan because I know what this means. Lady. A more apt word has never been used to describe Summer Hamilton. My agent’s princess.
My brother’s eyes dart to my face. “Lady? Did you finally knock someone up?”
Cade is such a dick. “For fu—”
“What does knock someone up mean?” We both stare blankly down at the little boy, but before we can respond, my dad and Summer show up at the top of the hill.
“You making me a granddaddy again, Rhett?” My dad chuckles as he draws near. He has no business hearing this well for a man his age. It’s annoying that nothing gets past him.
I brace my hands on my hips and turn my face up at the blue sky, blowing out a hot breath and watching it turn to steam that dances up into the air.
“Sorry to disappoint,” I mutter as I turn back to them, trying to ignore the confused scowl on Cade’s face. That’s basically his range of looks: happy scowl, tired scowl . . . I imagine he even has some sort of horny scowl that he’s hidden away for the past several years.
“Summer is here, Rhett,” my dad starts, with a look that says I better behave myself. I’ve been seeing that look my entire life. “You didn’t mention how delightful she is. Did you know she just finished law school?”
My brows pop up. I’m not above admitting that’s a little bit impressive. But it’s also worse somehow. She’s prissy, smart, accomplished, and assigned to babysit me.
And also insanely beautiful. She’s changed into jeans, and I’m trying like hell not to eye the way they hug her pint-sized frame.
With a few sure strides, my brother closes the space between himself and Summer, stretching one long, muscled arm out in her direction. “Cade Eaton.” His voice is brusque, but I know he’s not shaking her hand as hard as he usually does. She has a delicate air about her, and Cade may be a grumpy asshole, but he’s also a gentleman.