Exes and O's (The Influencer, #2)(26)

“So where’d you get those pants?” he asks, leaning sideways to peek at them under the table. “They’re so unique. My friend has a similar pair from Nepal.”

My lips part, but zero sound comes out. Behind Brandon’s shoulder, Trevor gives me a self-satisfied I told you so smirk while merrily sipping his beer. He promptly goes back to flirting with the cute blond waitress who’s been chatting him up since we arrived.

Thankfully, the mustached waiter saves me before I dig myself a deep grave and blurt out a lie. He hands us our putters and golf balls and rattles off a brief description of each course. Brandon thanks him and remarks how he himself can’t grow a mustache to save his life, quickly winning the waiter over with his natural, self-deprecating charm.

When the waiter leaves, there’s a moment of film-worthy perfection when Brandon and I just stare at each other, grinning, high off the memories of our younger selves. I almost wish someone would snap a photo of us in this moment. It would be the perfect movie or book cover.

We decide to start on the course labeled Intermediate. I’m not sure if it’s the alcohol or a fairy godmother above, but I sink the first Jaws-themed hole in one go.

“We have a pro over here!” Brandon announces, chuckling at my mini happy dance.

We spend our time between holes reminiscing about college. He fills me in on what some of our old friends are up to, and I do the same. Cheat sheet: They’re all married and having children. Except for us. Despite that depressing fact, Brandon’s presence puts me at ease, so much so that I don’t even know why I dragged poor Trevor along in the first place.

Halfway through, I loosen up and order a Bellini. Three drinks later, we’re at the last hole, doubled over, belly-laughing as we recount a particularly messy night in residence that resulted in one of our friends sleeping in an orphaned grocery store cart in the parking lot (he’s now a father and a tech millionaire). Brandon offers a celebratory high five as we return our putters. No wonder I got myself arrested by airport police for this guy.

I flash Trevor a stealth thumbs-up on our way back to the booth, silently giving him permission to leave if he so chooses. But he doesn’t. He continues nursing his beer.

“Have you done any traveling since college?” Brandon asks, sipping his new drink.

His question is like an abrupt scratch on a record player. I mumble a low “No, not yet.” This elicits a frown. “I’ve been super busy with work,” I clarify, like that’s the sole reason.

Brandon’s face lights up with renewed curiosity. “There’s always tons of jobs open for nurses at the Red Cross. You should totally look into it. It would give you so many opportunities to see the world, all while making bank.”

“Really?” The very idea is disturbing, and yet my desire to please him compels me to keep going. “I’d love to do something like that. Or just take a couple of months off, pack my life into a suitcase, and hop on the first flight I can find,” I say with the casual, dismissive air of a socialite who globe-trots via private jet at her whimsy, monogrammed Louis Vuitton luggage in tow.

He drums the table with his knuckles enthusiastically. “Why not? I mean, what’s stopping you?”

Besides my extreme fear of flying? My aversion to the unfamiliar? My mountain of debt?

“Nothing, I suppose.” I mentally slap myself as the words roll off my tongue with far too much ease. My gaze drifts from Brandon’s face, catching Trevor behind him. He’s wide-eyed, frantically making a cross with his arms, mouthing, No.

I ignore him, refocusing on Brandon, who’s passionately describing his upcoming three-month trip to Indonesia to spend some time in Borneo. Deep in the rain forest at Sepilok.

“What’s Sepilok?” I ask, my jaw tensing.

“An orangutan sanctuary where they teach young orphans how to live in the wild. I was there a couple of years ago, and it changed my life. Orangutans are so humanlike. So sentient. It’s incredible. I think you’d absolutely love it.”

What would ever give him the impression I would love that? Does he actually know me at all? “I mean, it sounds . . . cool.” I pretend to nod with interest, while plagued by graphic images of the woman who made international news after a monkey tore off her face.

“We could even go to Bali, check out some of the smaller, underrated islands. They don’t get enough credit.”

While the thought of lying on a warm beach with Brandon sounds like heaven, I still can’t get past the flying. And the monkeys. But for some ridiculous reason, I say, “Let’s do it.”

Behind Brandon, Trevor buries his face in both hands.

“You’re really in?” Brandon beams with affection. “You’re so different than you were in college.”

I perch my elbows on the table and smile. Now that I’ve started this persona, I can’t seem to stop. “Yeah. I mean, it sounds like the trip of a lifetime.”

“I gotta say, I was shocked when you reached out. What made you think of me?”

A series of unfortunate events in my love life, obviously. And I’m about to tell him so, until my phone lights up with a text.

    TREVOR: Don’t tell him about the ex search unless he already knows.



I had no intention of hiding the search from Brandon, considering it’s broadcasted all over my public social media account. But Trevor’s warning throws me off my game. Will Brandon think I’m nuts? Just like the others?