Club Dead (Sookie Stackhouse #3)(79)
"No, I sure didn't know you were in the back of the pickup. That was real smart. Now tell me, when you saw the Were later, what was he doing?"
"He had picked the lock on the apartment door by the time I snuck up behind him. I just barely caught that sucker in time."
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"What did you do with him?" I smiled at Bubba.
"I broke his neck and stuffed him in the closet," Bubba said proudly. "I didn't have time to take the body anywhere, and I figured you and Mr. Eric could figure out what to do about it."
I had to look away. So simple. So direct. Solving that
mystery had just taken asking the right person the right question.
Why hadn't we thought of it? You couldn't give Bubba orders and expect him to adapt them to circumstances. Quite possibly, he had saved my life by killing Jerry Falcon, since my bedroom was the first one the Were would have come to. I had been so tired when I finally got to bed, I might not have woken until it was too late.
Pam had been looking back and forth between us with a question on her face. I held up a hand to indicate I'd explain later, and I made myself smile at Bubba and tell him he'd done the right thing. "Eric will be so pleased," I said. And telling Alcide would be an interesting experience.
Bubba's whole face relaxed. He smiled, that upper lip curling just a little. "I'm glad to hear you say so," he said. "You got any blood? I'm mighty thirsty."
"Sure," I said. Pam was thoughtful enough to fetch the blood, and Bubba took a big swig.
"Not as good as a cat's," he observed. "But mighty fine just the same. Thank you, thank you very much."
Chapter Fifieen
what a cozy evening it was turning out to be--
yours truly and four vampires, after Bill and Eric arrived
separately but almost simultaneously. Just me and my
buds, hanging at the house.
Bill insisted on braiding my hair for me, just so he could show his familiarity with my house and habits by going in the bathroom and getting my box of hak doodads. Then he put me on the ottoman in front of him as he sat behind me to brush and fix my hair. I have always found this a very soothing process, and it aroused memories of another evening Bill and I had begun just about the same way, with a fabulous finale. Of course, Bill was well aware he was pushing those memories to the fore.
Eric observed this with the air of one taking notes, and Pam sneered openly. I could not for the life of me understand why they all had to be here at the same time, and why they all didn't get sick of one another--and me--and go away. After a few minutes of having a comparative crowd in my house, I longed to be alone once more. Why had I thought I was lonely?
Bubba left fairly quickly, anxious to do some hunting. I didn't want to think too closely about that. When he'd left, I was able to tell the other vampires about what had really happened to Jerry Falcon.
Eric didn't seem too upset that his directions to Bubba had caused the death of Jerry Falcon, and I'd already admitted to myself that I couldn't be too wrought up about it, either. If it came down to him, or me, well, I liked me better. Bill was indifferent to Jerry's fate, and Pam thought the whole thing was funny.
"That he followed you to Jackson, when his instructions were just for here, for one night... that he kept following his instructions, no matter what! It's not very vampiric, but he's certainly a good soldier."
"It would have been much better if he'd told Sookie what he'd done and why he'd done it," Eric observed.
"Yes, a note would have been nice," I said sarcastically. "Anything would have been better than opening that closet and finding the body stuffed in there."
Pam hooted with laughter. I'd really found the way to tickle her funny bone. Wonderful.
"I can just see your face," she said. "You and the Were had to hide the body? That's priceless."
"I wish I'd known all this when Alcide was here today," I said. I'd closed my eyes when the full effect of the hair brushing had soothed me. But the sudden silence was delightful. At last, I was getting to amuse my own self a little bit.
Eric said, "Alcide Herveaux came here?"
"Yeah, he brought my bag. He stayed to help me out, seeing as how I'm banged up."
When I opened my eyes, because Bill had quit brushing, I caught Pam's eyes. She winked at me. I gave
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her a tiny smile.
"I unpacked your bag for you, Sookie," Pam said
smoothly. "Where did you get that beautiful velvet shawl-thing?"
I pressed my lips together firmly. "Well, my first evening wrap got ruined at Club—I mean, at Josephine's. Alcide very kindly went shopping and bought it to surprise me ... he said he felt responsible for the first one getting burned." I was delighted I'd carried it up to the apartment from its place on the front seat of the Lincoln. I didn't remember doing that.
"He has excellent taste, for a Were," Pam conceded. "If I borrow your red dress, can I borrow the shawl, too?"
I hadn't known Pam and I were on clothes-swapping terms. She was definitely up to mischief. "Sure," I said.