Blood Lands (Savage Lands #5)(104)

Staring out into the dark room, the wisps of the dream dancing through my mind.

“I just had the worst fucking dream.” I blew out, falling back onto my pillow. “Your pets were measuring me for a leather thong…for some holiday morality play.”

“Yeah, nothing says morals like a leather thong,” she snorted. “Plus, you? Morals? Good luck with that.” Her body curled into mine, drifting back to sleep.

Shifting to get closer to her, my fingers touched something on the bedspread. Lifting my head, I peered down at the tiny object.

A tape measure…

“You two are so fucking dead when I find you.” I growled out into the dark room.

Chirp!

“Couldn’t agree more,” Opie whispered from somewhere in the darkness. “He’s a total Bah Humbug.”

Chirp! Chirp!

It was time to make an imp and brownie into figgy pudding.





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USA Today Best Selling Author, Stacey Marie Brown, is a lover of hot fictional bad boys and sarcastic heroines who kick butt. She also enjoys books, travel, TV shows, hiking, writing, design, and archery. Stacey swears she is part gypsy, being lucky enough to live and travel all over the world.

She grew up in Northern California, where she ran around on her family’s farm, raising animals, riding horses, playing flashlight tag, and turning hay bales into cool forts.

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