Baby Be Mine(Spinsters & Casanovas Series Book 1)(26)

“What? About finding you a partner, cuz?” Max asked.

“Yes, Max,” Clarice said.

“Why?”

“Because I need the sperm,” Clarice answered, deadpan.

“Yep, I think a dating site would be perfect,” Max responded, jumping up to get the laptop from his cousin’s office.

“Really, a dating site?” Whitney asked in disgust, watching Max carry the pink laptop into the room.

“Yep. Have you girls heard about it?” Max said while firing up the laptop inputting passwords and everything.”

“How did you know my password, Max?” Clarice asked suspiciously.

“I know everything about everything, cuz,” Max responded cheekily.

“I’m changing my passwords after this,” Clarice added.

Once the laptop was booted up, all the girls came to sit around Max while he typed furiously in the address bar, navigating to the website.

“Most of the time these days, soul mates meet this way,” Max explained. He loved it when all his sisters, as he liked to call them, gave him their undivided attention. He felt special. “Plus, they have lots of intelligent guys too, so plenty of good sperm for you to choose from.”

“A dating site.” Clarice pondered. “Doesn’t sound too bad.”

When Max reached the site, he gestured for Clarice to look.

“Youandme.co.nz?” Clarice read the name of the website. “Is that it?”

“Yep.” Max typed again, going from one page to the next. “It’s pretty popular at the moment.”

All Clarice and the others could do was watch while Max continued to enter this and that until it came to a particular page.

“All right, here we are. Okay, cuz. Now you take it from here.” Max swapped places with Clarice so now she was sitting in front of the screen. “Type your name.”

“You want me to register on this website?” Clarice asked, not quite convinced.

“Yes. If you don’t do this, then you’re not going to meet anyone,” Max remarked. “Unless you want to turn into a sour old grape, then that’s no problem.”

“All right, I get it. No need to be sarcastic.” Clarice huffed in annoyance. She started entering her details.

“There, go there.” Max pointed to the criteria icon. “Put your list of criteria here. It matches you up with your desired person.”

Clarice did as she was told. She typed in her list, one by one. Then it popped up with the age group she wanted to date, ranging from twenty all the way up to sixty.

Clarice selected the two age groups from twenty-five to thirty-five. She didn’t want to date anyone over thirty-five. Their sperm might not be functioning properly. Selecting anyone younger than twenty-five would be bad as well. She didn’t want to date a kid straight out of high school. By the time he grew up, her ovaries might not be functioning properly anymore.

Max, on the other hand, took matters into his own hands and selected the twenty to twenty-five age group as well, then pressed submit.

“Max! I am not dating anyone under twenty-five.” Clarice swatted her cousin’s hands off the keyboard.

Elise dropped her apple with a thud, which in turn drew everyone’s attention to her.

“Sorry,” Elise said, fully aware of the many eyes staring at her. “I’ll just throw this one away and grab another one. Is that all right, Clarice?”

“Sure, Max can get one for you,” Clarice offered, easily brushing aside the incident.

“No, I’ll get it myself. Max needs to help you with the site,” Elise said, rushing to the kitchen.