A Very Merry Hockey Holiday (Assassins #6.5)(23)

“Momma!”

She looked back at him to scold him for yelling, but she was speechless by what she saw. Quinn’s pants were around his ankles, his hand holding his penis, and his other holding the bear’s big damn penis.

“Momma! Look, it’s got a dick like me!”

“Quinn!” Shelli yelled, her hand covering her mouth as the boys lost their shit laughing.

“Oh. My. Goodness! Momma! Quinn is playing with his no-no!” Posey yelled and Elli couldn’t move. This was not happening. She was frozen in place as everyone stopped to look and laugh.

“Hell’s Bells, Quinn! Pull your pants up!”

“I swear, I have never been so embarrassed in my life! Holding his penis, screaming he and the bear both have a dick in the middle of the pro shop. A dick, Shea! That is your fault, I swear to goodness. I am so mad and freaking embarrassed.”

Looking across the island at her husband who was obviously holding in his laughter, Elli just got madder. “Speak, Shea Ryan Adler!”

“Yeah, I don’t have anything.”

“Nothing?”

He held up his hands. “I won’t use the word dick in this house ever again, and if anyone says it around our kids, I’ll punch them in the di—penis.”

Glaring, she whipped around to go to the fridge. “I swear to goodness. You have no clue what that was like. It was so horrible.”

When his arms came around her waist, she closed her eyes as she leaned back into him. Kissing up her neck, he nibbled at her earlobe before whispering, “I’m sorry you were embarrassed by our insane three-year-old.”

She knew how silly it was to be embarrassed, but everyone saw her little boy’s penis, along with the fact that he was holding on to a bear’s. The horror. Shaking her head, she let out a breath. “I was just so surprised by it all.”

“It happens. They are crazy. All of them.”

She giggled. “But they are all ours.”

“And I wouldn’t trade them in for anything. Dicks and all.”

Closing her eyes, she laughed for the first time as Shea chuckled in her ear. Turning in his arms, she kissed his lips, melting against him. He could still take every bit of stress out of her body with one kiss. That was probably why she hadn’t lost her damn mind yet. Because Shea loved her. More than she would ever deserve.

“We have to go to my dad’s.”

“Yay,” he said, but she didn’t miss that he wasn’t excited.

“Yeah. My sentiments exactly. Let’s go.”



When they arrived at her family home, her stomach sank. She’d much rather go back to the pro shop and let Quinn helicopter his penis around the damn store than deal with her mother and sister. She had dressed to the nines and even had the kids dress supernice just so her family wouldn’t have anything to say. Well, more her mother than anything.

When her father took her mother back six months ago, Elli thought it was a bad idea, but apparently, she had turned over a new leaf. She acted nice as all get out and loved on her kids like she cared, but she could see in Olivia’s eyes that she didn’t care one bit. She just missed the money her daddy had. She hated thinking that of her mother, but it was the truth. The woman didn’t care one bit about Elli or her children; it was about the security her father offered her.

Victoria, well, Elli didn’t talk to her. Victoria didn’t try, and Elli wasn’t sure if she was good to the kids because she wanted to be or because she was trying to get money out of their father. Elli just wasn’t sure. Shea didn’t like any of them, but like the good sport he was, he sat through dinner and said nice things when he was asked something. Elli, on the other hand, only talked when she was talked to. Which wasn’t much.

“Elli, darling, you’re looking thin,” Olivia then said, and everyone stopped eating to look down at her.

“Momma is beautiful,” Evan informed her, turkey hanging from his mouth.

“Yeah, like all the time,” Shelli added.

“She’s the best too,” Posey said with a nod.

“I agree, kiddos. I think your momma is the prettiest girl ever,” her father said with a wink. She smiled but didn’t miss the looks Olivia and Victoria gave him. It was easy to say you could cut the tension with a knife.

“Y’all sure do love your momma,” Olivia said with a big ol’ fake grin on her face.

“Ugh, yeah, she’s our momma,” Evan said with a look on his face that said he thought she was an idiot. “Duh.”

“Evan Marcus, that’s rude,” Shea reprimanded and Evan nodded.

“Yes, sir. Sorry, Grandma.”

“Oh, you’re fine!” she said, way too quickly, in Elli’s opinion.

Elli smiled as she laced her fingers with Evan’s. “Well, I sure do love y’all, and thank you, Mother.”

That ended the conversation, and shortly after dinner, they were gathered around the big Christmas tree, opening gifts. Sitting in Shea’s lap, Elli moved her fingers along his jaw as she watched her little bits open the presents her family had gotten them. Of course, they spoiled them and Elli hated it. She wished they were more involved than just buying them things. Minus her father, of course. Elli would never think that of her father.

“I love you,” Shea whispered in her ear, and she grinned as she leaned her head against his.