Trade Me (Cyclone #1)(21)

“Cut the innocent act. If you’re smart enough to hold Blake’s interest, you’re smart enough to know what I’m talking about. My son is obviously emotionally invested in you, and I’d rather he not be hurt any more than necessary. If all you want is money, I’ll give you fifty thousand dollars to walk away right now.”

I pause, considering this. On the one hand, fifty thousand dollars to walk away from a nonexistent relationship is a lot of money. On the other hand, technically, at this point, Blake has offered me more. Besides, I doubt Mr. Reynolds would ever actually pay me. He’d just spill everything to Blake, assuming that revealing my money-grubbing status would end this relationship.

In other words, true to form, he’s being a dick. Surprise, surprise.

“I see you’re thinking about it,” he says. “Chances are this thing, whatever it is, won’t last. We’ve established that you don’t really care about Blake. The only thing left to do is haggle over the price.”

“That’s not what I’m thinking.” I pick up my own water glass and take a sip. “I think we need to make the stakes even. I’ll accept sixty-six billion dollars. I take cash, check, and nonliquid assets.”

His knowing smirk fades. “Now you’re just being ridiculous.”

I set my glass down. “No. I’m simply establishing that you don’t love your son, either.”

He almost growls. “What the f*ck kind of logic is that? Sixty-six billion dollars is materially different than fifty thousand.”

The bathroom door opens behind us, and Blake starts toward us. Mr. Reynolds looks away from me in annoyance. Blake approaches the table and slides in next to me. He sits so close I can feel the warm pressure of his thigh against mine.

He looks from me to his father and back. “What’s going on?”

The fact that I’m not actually dating Blake, and don’t care about the state of his relationship with his terrible father, makes this extremely easy.

“Your father and I,” I tell him sweetly, “are arguing over how much he’ll pay me to dump you. Stay out of this; we’re not finished yet.”

“Oh.” A curiously amused look crosses Blake’s face.

“He offered fifty thousand bucks,” I say. “I countered with sixty-six billion.”

Blake’s smile widens.

“She’s not negotiating in good faith,” Mr. Reynolds growls. “What the f*ck kind of girlfriend did you bring?”

“Don’t mind me.” Blake crosses his arms and leans back. “Pretend I’m not here. Carry on.”

Son of a bitch. Blake probably knew something like this would happen. He set me up. He did it on purpose.

“I don’t have to negotiate in good faith,” I tell his father. “You brought money into this in the first place. That was a dick move. Why should I play fair?”

“You’ve admitted that you’d sell him out,” he snaps. “That at some point, money is more important than he is.”

“You’ve admitted the same thing. If I’m a faithless whore because I’ll take a check to break up with Blake, you’re the * who values his company and lifestyle more than your son.”

“That’s not just my company. That’s my life. It’s his life. It’s—”

“Oh, and you think it’s just money for me?” I glare at him. “You think that you’d give me fifty thousand dollars and I’d spend it all on shoes and diamond-studded cat collars? Fifty thousand dollars would pay for the rest of my college tuition. It would buy my dad a lawyer so that the next time his knee acted up, he could finally get disability instead of scrambling to find some job he can manage. It would make it so I didn’t have to work for the next year and could concentrate on my schoolwork. That’s a really ugly double standard, Mr. Reynolds. When money exists to make your life more pleasant, it’s not just money. But when it’s my family and my dreams at stake, it’s just pieces of green paper.”

Blake smiles softly.

His father reaches across the table and flicks Blake’s forehead. “Stop grinning.”

“No way.” Blake is smiling harder. “She’s kicking your ass. This is the best day ever.”

His father grunts.

“The day I first went to lunch with Blake, I had less than twenty dollars in my possession. Total,” I tell his father. “I would completely sell Blake out for fifty thousand dollars. Some days I’d do it for ten. Dollars. Not thousands. None of this makes me a gold digger. It just means that I’m poor. When times get desperate, I’ll pawn anything of value to survive. I might cry when I do it, but I’m going to be realistic about it. So take your stupid does-she-love-Blake test and shove it.”

Mr. Reynolds looks at me. He looks at Blake. And then, very slowly, he holds out his hands, palms up. “Well. Fuck me twice on Sundays,” he says. From the expression on his face, I take it that this is intended to be a good thing.

“First time I talked to her,” Blake says with a nod that could only be described as prideful. “Before I asked her out. I knew I had to introduce her to you.”

“Shit,” Mr. Reynolds says. He holds up a fist, and Blake fist bumps him in return.

Now they’re both being dicks.