The Next Best Thing (Gideon's Cove #2)(81)
In the front, Grinelda is powering through a day-old brownie and spraying the Black Widows with crumbs. “I’m getting someone who’s name starts with an L…Is it Larry?” She stuffs a neon pink cookie in her mouth. “It’s Larry.”
“Oh, Larry,” Rose breathes.
“Larry wants you to be happy. Go ahead and date someone, he says. Share your light with the world.”
I have to hand it to Grinelda. She knows her audience well, because Rose’s eyes mist over, and her face turns pink with pleasure.
“What about me?” Iris demands. “Does Pete want me to find someone else?”
Grinelda takes a drag on her little brown cigar. “Hmm. Let me see. Give me a minute.” She exhales slowly, then slurps her coffee. “Someone’s coming through. A man. His name starts with…let’s see now…his name starts with P. Does anyone know a man whose name starts with P?”
I sigh and, as usual, am ignored.
Grinelda takes another bite of brownie. “Pete says do what you need to do. But don’t do anything you don’t need to do.”
“Huh,” Iris grunts. “You know, that makes sense. The truth is, I don’t really want to date anyone.”
I sigh again, more loudly, and throw in an eye roll for emphasis.
Iris spares me a glance. “What else, Grinelda? Don’t mind the youngster here.”
But Grinelda is looking at me through the acrid smoke of her cigar. “You,” she says, frowning. “Jimmy’s telling you to check the toast.” She frowns, her face cracking into a hundred folds of age-spotted skin. My aunts frown as well, clearly displeased that I haven’t heeded my otherworldly message.
“Can’t I get something better than that, Grinelda? Something about true love never dying?” I ask.
Then Rose gasps. “Check the toast…or check the bread!” she squeals. “The bread man! The one who looks like Jimmy! Oh! My! God!”
“The bread man! Dear Lord!” Iris trumpets. “That’s what he meant! Check the bread, right, Grinelda?”
Even my mother looks flabbergasted.
Granted, my faith in Grinelda is wafer-thin, but ice seems to be flooding my stomach right now. The Black Widows are beside themselves…the bread man, yes, yes, the bread man!…and I have to admit, it’s a little spooky. Matt DeSalvo does look like Jimmy…I’m not the only one who thinks so. And Matt does deal in toast. Sort of.
“It’s a sign,” Rose coos. “Jimmy wants you to marry the bread man.”
“I’m not marrying the bread man,” I say firmly, though my voice sounds a little distant.
“Why? You’re the one who wanted a new husband,” Iris says in the same tone that she might say, You’re the one who wanted to pee in the street.
“The bread man looks like her dead husband,” Rose informs Grinelda.
“Which she’d already know, being psychic and all,” I say automatically. Still, I can’t help but wonder if there’s really something here. If Jimmy’s trying to tell me not to date his brother—
“So? What’s the plan, then?” Iris asks. “Are you going to ask him out?”
“You should, Lucy,” Rose seconds.
Then I give myself a mental shake. “Let’s drop it, okay?”
“But you are meeting the bread man later, aren’t you?” Mom asks. “I heard you on the phone.”
I bite my lip and swallow. It’s time to acknowledge Ethan here, but the words are hard to get out of my throat. The pebble is back. “The truth is,” I say, and my voice is shaky, “I’ve actually been—”
“I’m getting an R,” Grinelda says in her scraping voice. “Ronnie? No. Robbie.”
“It’s your Robbie!” Iris and Rose chorus, their heads whipping to my mother.
Any interest in me is swept aside as my father reaches out from beyond the grave. “Robbie’s glad you still look so good,” Grinelda tells my mother, who preens noticeably and gives Iris a satisfied smirk.
“Does he think she should get spider venom shot in her face?” Iris asks.
I head back to the kitchen to start the afternoon bread order. “I’m dating Ethan,” I tell Jorge.
He raises his eyebrows, then gives a nod.
“Did you know, Jorge?” I ask.
He shakes his head.
I drum my fingers on the countertop. “What do you think? Me dating my dead husband’s brother?” I ask. “Weird? Maudlin? Gross? Or does it make complete sense to you?”
Jorge shrugs, smiles a little, giving me a flash of his gold tooth. For the millionth time, I wish he’d just write something down if he can’t talk. Then again, he might not be able to write. Jorge’s mysteries go quite deep.
“Well, thanks for your input,” I tell him. He pats me on the shoulder and fires up the oven.
I ARRIVE AT LENNY’S TWO MINUTES BEFORE seven. Matt DeSalvo is already there, standing in the doorway, being ignored by the staff, as is traditional.
“Hi, Lucy! Thank you so much for meeting me,” he says the minute he sees me. He bends and kisses my cheek, making me blush furiously. “Sorry,” he says, grinning. “Here.” He extends his hand and shakes mine firmly. “Good to see you.”