The Extraordinary Adventures of Alfred Kropp (Alfred Kropp #1)(9)

“Something like that.”

“And you broke Barry Lancaster’s wrist.”

“It isn’t broken and I didn’t actually do it. Somebody else did, but it was my fault, which I guess is practically the same thing.”

“I hate tutoring,” she said.

“Then why do you do it?”

“Because I get extra credit.”

“Well,” I said, “I really appreciate it. It’s hard for me— math, I mean—and it’s been hard too getting used to a new place, a new school, and things like that.”

She put a piece of gum in her mouth and the spearmint warred with the musk of her perfume.

“I’m going to a shrink,” I admitted, at the same time not really sure why I was admitting it. “Not that I want to go, but my uncle is making me. She’s about a thousand years old and she wanted to know if I had a girlfriend.”

She smacked her gum and stared at me. She couldn’t have cared less. She was tapping the end of her pencil on the desktop, and her whole being was in a state of couldn’t-care-less-ness.

“So I told her I didn’t . . . have a girlfriend. Because a new school is hard, um, in terms of meeting them. Girls. Plus the fact that I’m shy and I’m pretty self-conscious of my size.”

“You are pretty big,” she said around her wad of gum. “Maybe we better work on some problems.”

“Like, I was wondering,” I said, my mouth now so bonedry, I would have mugged her for a stick of her gum. “About your ideas on dating somebody my size.”

“I have a boyfriend.”

“I was just searching out your ideas, really.”

“Barry Lancaster.”

“Barry Lancaster is your boyfriend?”

She flipped her hair over her right shoulder and nodded, and the gum went click-click-click in her mouth.

“Some guys have all the luck,” I said, meaning Barry Lancaster and in a funny way, me too.

Uncle Farrell had to pick me up that afternoon, since I missed the bus. We drove straight to the driver’s license place and I took my test for the third time. This time I passed, missing four questions, one less than the maximum allowable. To celebrate, I drove us to IHOP for dinner. I ordered the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity. Uncle Farrell had the patty melt. He was wearing his black uniform and wetting his lips more than usual.

“So, what have you decided, Alfred?”

“About what?”

“About this operation for Mr. Myers.”

“I think it’s incredibly unfair of you to threaten me with a foster home to make me do it.”

“Forget unfair. Is it fair that you won’t help your only flesh and blood?”

“You just told me to forget fair and then you ask me if something’s fair.”

“So?”

“That isn’t fair.”

“Sometimes I think you’re toying with me, Alfred, which is incredibly cheeky for a kid in your position. Final time, last chance, do-or-die: Are you going to help me tonight?”

“Tonight? You’re doing it tonight?”

He nodded. He was on about his third cup of coffee and his nod was quick and sharp, like a bobble-head’s. “I have to. Samson is out of town and Myers wants his sword back ASAP. It’s now-or-never time. Fourth quarter, ten seconds left.”

“So you’re going to do it whether I help you or not?”

“I gave my word, Alfred. I made a promise,” he said pointedly, as if reminding me I should keep mine, although I couldn’t remember actually making any promises. “So the only question left is . . . are you going to help me?”

When I didn’t answer right away, he leaned in close and whispered, “You think I won’t do it? You think I won’t send you back to foster care?”

I wiped my cheek with my napkin, which was sticky with syrup, and I felt the stickiness on my cheek.

“Maybe if you try, I’ll tell the police you stole the sword.”

“Keep your voice down, will ya? I’m not stealing anything. I’m recovering it for the victim. I’m doing a good deed, Al. Now, last time I’m going to ask. Are you going to help me?”

I dabbed my cheeks again with my sticky napkin, and for some reason I thought about Amy Pouchard and the fact that Barry Lancaster was probably going to kill me when he found out she was tutoring me in math, and then I thought about my mom who died and the dad I never knew. The only person I had left was sitting across the table from me, slugging down coffee, nervously wetting his lips and drumming his fingers on the table.

“Okay,” I said. “But I’m a minor, so whatever happens up there they’ll blame you for it.”

“Whatever happens up there,” he said, “it’s gonna change both our lives forever.”

I would remember those words when Uncle Farrell turned to me and whispered my name, Alfred, right before he died.

5

In the car on the way to the Towers, I asked him, “Uncle Farrell, have you thought about how you’re gonna do this?”

“Do what?”

“Get the sword. What about all the security cameras?”

“We’re going to cut the power.”

“To the whole building?”