Sweet Seduction (Sweet #3)(54)
"There was also the one who painted herself in camo colors and decided that was all the clothing she needed."
"Pop, enough already."
Connor sounded a little desperate, which made Nathan all the more determined to hear Pop out.
Ignoring Connor's frantic attempts to hush him, Pop laid the stack of papers to the side and leaned back in his chair, his teeth flashing in a smile.
"The girl had brass, I have to hand it to her. Connor and I were at the local pizza place having dinner—with Connor's new girlfriend, I might add—when Miss Camo-in-All-the-Right-Places waltzes up to Connor and plops herself onto his lap."
"Yeah, and my new girlfriend dumped me over that," Connor grumbled. "I've sworn off psycho women."
"Julie's not psycho," Nathan growled.
Connor grinned. "I never said she was. I want to ask her out, remember?"
"Quit yanking his chain," Pop said. "Wouldn't hurt you to ask someone out, though. I'm not getting any younger. I'd like grandchildren before I'm too old to see them."
"We could always set him up," Nathan snickered. "I'm sure Micah knows someone."
"I don't need your goddamn help finding a woman. The day I do is the day they put my ass in a pine box."
Nathan held up his hands. "Touchy today."
"It's called not getting any," Pop said with a perfectly straight face.
The laughter Nathan had been trying to hold back poured out. Connor rolled his eyes and sighed in resignation.
"When you two are through dissecting my love life, I'll be out in the truck waiting. Someone has to do the goddamn work around here."
Connor stalked off while Nathan was still laughing. Connor could give with the best, but he damn sure couldn't take it.
Still chuckling, Pop hauled himself up and grabbed his keys. "Well, come on. Let's go join my grumpy-ass son so we can get this job done. He's right about one thing. Someone has to work around here since it seems everyone's taking off at the same time."
Nathan walked out ahead of Pop and slid into the SUV with Connor. A few minutes later, Pop ambled over to Connor's side and motioned for him to roll down the window.
"You two go on ahead. I'll take my truck. I want to check on a system I just got a call about. Owner says the alarm keeps going off."
"Sure you don't want us to come along and help diagnose the problem?" Connor asked.
Pop grunted. "I may not be the computer guru in the family, but I'm laying odds it's a damn stray cat or a squirrel that's the culprit. If I have any trouble, I'll holler at you boys."
Connor nodded and backed out of the parking lot.
"Want something to eat before we go?" Connor asked.
Nathan shrugged. He wasn't really that hungry, but Connor and food made a date at least every two hours. Nathan was convinced the guy had tapeworms. There was no other explanation for how he never worked out with the other guys, and yet he was lean and muscled despite the fact he ate half an elephant's weight on a daily basis.
They hit the drive-through of their favorite local fast food joint, and Nathan listened while Connor ordered an obscene amount of food. Nathan got a coffee, thinking it couldn't be worse than Connor's earlier attempt. It wasn't much better, but it was liquid caffeine.
"Julie's salon isn't far from here, is it?" Connor asked casually.
"No," Nathan said tightly.
"Shopping center one block over, huh?"
Nathan turned to look at Connor, his eyes narrowed to slits. "Cut the crap, Connor. Unless you're wanting to schedule a hair appointment, why the hell do you care where Julie's salon is?"
"Or a massage," Connor said innocently. "I guess I could always get my ear pierced like you and pu**y boy Hudson."
"* boy Hudson would kick your ass and you know it," Nathan said with a grin.
"Nah, he's old and rusty."
Nathan snorted. "And you aren't? You've gotten soft since getting out."
"Julie's different," Connor said, pulling the conversation back to her again. It was starting to annoy the shit out of Nathan.
"What do you mean, different?"
Connor shrugged. "You know what I mean. She's .. . rounder, a little on the plump side. You usually date the tall, lean blonde types."
Nathan stared at him agape. Plump? Was he trying to insinuate that Julie was fat?
Connor glanced over at him and cocked an eyebrow. "Why do you look so appalled, man?"
"What the hell are you trying to say?"
"Just that she's not your usual type. She's got hips, br**sts."
"She's f**king perfect," Nathan growled. "Ain't a goddamn thing wrong with her." Hips and br**sts. Was Connor sitting there seriously criticizing Julie's attributes? If he wasn't driving, Nathan would kick his ass on the spot.
"I wasn't badmouthing her, dude. Just citing the differences."
"How about you don't even f**king look at her, and you won't have to worry about her differences."
Connor chuckled and held up one hand in surrender.
"Hey, speak of the devil. Isn't that her?"
Nathan blinked at the abrupt change in topic but looked in the direction of Connor's attention. Sure enough, Julie's sporty convertible darted into traffic from the on-ramp and surged ahead three cars.
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