Song of Susannah (The Dark Tower #6)(57)

Eddie took it. Considered squashing it against Long, Tall, and Ugly's beak, just for the hell of it, then dipped it first in a saucer of cream, then in the sugarbowl. He began to eat. And damn, it was hard to stay bitter with that much sweetness flooding your mouth. A fact of which Roland (Deepneau too, for that matter) was surely aware.

"According to Cal," Deepneau said, "there was nothing in the envelope he had from Stefan Toren except for this man's name." He tilted his mostly hairless head toward Roland. "Toren's will - what was in the olden days sometimes called a 'dead-letter' - was long gone."

"I knew what was in the envelope," Eddie said. "He asked me, andI knew! "

"So he told me." Deepneau regarded him expressionlessly. "He said it was a trick any streetcorner magician could do."

"Did he also tell you that hepromised to sell us the lot if I could tell him the name? That he f**kingpromised? "

"He claims to have been under considerable stress when he made that promise. As I am sure he was."

"Does the son of a bitch think we mean to weasel on him?" Eddie asked. His temples were thudding with rage. Had he ever been so angry? Once, he supposed. When Roland had refused to let him go back to New York so he could score some horse. "Is that it? Because we won't. We'll come up with every cent he wants, and more. I swear it on the face of my father! And on the heart of my dinh!"

"Listen to me carefully, young man, because this is important."

Eddie glanced at Roland. Roland nodded slightly, then crushed out his cigarette on one bootheel. Eddie looked back at Deepneau, silent but glowering.

"Hesays that is exactly the problem. He says you'll pay him some ridiculously low token amount - a dollar is the usual sum in such cases - and then stiff him for the rest. He claims you tried to hypnotize him into believing you were a supernatural being, or someone withaccess to supernatural beings...not to mention access to millions from the Holmes Dental Corporation...but he was not fooled."

Eddie gaped at him.

"These are things Calvinsays, " Deepneau continued in that same calm voice, "but they are not necessarily the things Calvinbelieves. "

"What in hell do you mean?"

"Calvin has issues with letting go of things," Deepneau said. "He is quite good at finding rare and antiquarian books, you know - a regular literary Sherlock Holmes - and he is compulsive about acquiring them. I've seen himhound the owner of a book he wants - I'm afraid there's no other word that really fits - until the book's owner gives in and sells. Sometimes just to make Cal stop calling on the telephone, I'm sure.

"Given his talents, his location, and the considerable sum of money to which he gained complete access on his twenty-sixth birthday, Cal should have been one of the most successful antiquarian book-dealers in New York, or in the whole country. His problem isn't with buying but selling. Once he has an item he's really worked to acquire, he hates to let it go again. I remember when a book collector from San Francisco, a fellow almost as compulsive as Cal himself, finally wore down Cal enough to sell him a signed first ofMoby-Dick. Cal made over seventy thousand dollars on that one deal alone, but he also didn't sleep for a week.

"He feels much the same way about the lot on the corner of Second and Forty-sixth. It's the only real property, other than his books, which he still has. And he's convinced himself that you want to steal it from him."

There was a short period of silence. Then Roland said: "Does he know better, in his secret heart?"

"Mr. Deschain, I don't understand what - "

"Aye, ya do," Roland said. "Does he?"

"Yes," Deepneau said at last. "I believe he does."

"Does he understand in his secret heart that we are men of our word who will pay him for his property, unless we're dead?"

"Yes, probably. But - "

"Does he understand that, if he transfers ownership of the lot to us, and if we make this transfer perfectly clear to Andolini's dinh - his boss, a man named Balazar - "

"I know the name," Deepneau said dryly. "It's in the papers from time to time."

"That Balazar will then leave your friend alone? If, that is, he can be made to understand that the lot is no longer your friend's to sell, and that any effort to take revenge on sai Tower will cost Balazar himself dearly?"

Deepneau crossed his arms over his narrow chest and waited. He was looking at Roland with a kind of uneasy fascination.

"In short, if your friend Calvin Tower sells us that lot, his troubles will be over. Do you think he knowsthat in his secret heart?"

"Yes," Deepneau said. "It's just that he's got this...this kink about letting stuff go."

"Draw up a paper," Roland said. "Object, the vacant square of waste ground on the corner of those two streets. Tower the seller. Us the buyer."

"The Tet Corporation as buyer," Eddie put in.

Deepneau was shaking his head. "I could draw it up, but you won't convince him to sell. Unless you've got a week or so, that is, and you're not averse to using hot irons on his feet. Or maybe his balls."

Eddie muttered something under his breath. Deepneau asked him what he'd said. Eddie told him nothing. What he'd said wasSounds good.