Notorious Pleasures (Maiden Lane #2)(40)

“Oh, I don’t know,” Hero said vaguely, though of course she did know. “Say, for instance, a gentleman has a decided fondness for gambling at cards. Do you think he could ever be persuaded to quit?”

“No,” Cousin Bathilda reiterated. She slipped her right hand beneath the table while staring fixedly straight ahead. There was a small scuffle under the table.

Neither Hero nor Phoebe made any sign that they had noticed the transaction.

“I think it might depend upon the gentleman,” Phoebe said thoughtfully. “And perhaps on the nature of the persuasion.” She picked up a tiny piece of her beef and slipped her hand beneath the table.

“Nonsense,” Cousin Bathilda said. “Mark my words: No lady has ever been able to change a gentleman, by persuasion or otherwise.”

“Pass the beetroot,” Phoebe murmured to Hero. “How do you know, Cousin Bathilda?”

“It’s common feminine wisdom,” that lady said. “Take Lady Pepperman.”

“Who?” Hero asked. She helped herself to the beetroot, even though that was cold as well, before passing it to her sister.

“Before your time,” Cousin Bathilda said. “Now listen. Lord Pepperman was a well-known gambler and a very unlucky one at that. Once gambled away his clothes, if you can credit it, and had to walk home in nothing but his smallclothes and wig.”

Phoebe snorted and hastily covered her mouth with her napkin.

But Cousin Bathilda was in full sail and didn’t notice. “Lady Pepperman was at her wit’s end, so she decided she would teach her husband not to gamble.”

“Indeed?” Hero asked with interest. She chose a bit of beef and held it under the table. A small, warm, soft nose nuzzled her hand and then the beef was gone. “How did she manage that?”

Panders, the butler, and both footmen were too well trained to show anything but boredom on their faces, but all three men were leaning closer to Cousin Bathilda.

“She told him he could gamble as much as he wanted, but only in his smallclothes!” Cousin Bathilda said.

Everyone in the room—including the servants—gaped at Cousin Bathilda.

Then Phoebe closed her mouth and asked diffidently, “Did that work?”

“Of course not!” Cousin Bathilda said. “Haven’t you been listening to a word I’ve said? Lord Pepperman continued to gamble, except now he was clad only in his smallclothes. Went on for a year or more before he lost nearly everything and tried to blow his brains out.”

Hero choked. “Tried?”

“Succeeded only in clipping off the top of his ear,” Cousin Bathilda pronounced. “Man was a horrible shot. Can’t think why Lady Pepperman married him in the first place.”

“Hmm,” Hero murmured as she digested this cautionary tale. Truly she couldn’t think how she could apply it to Lord Reading.

There was a small silence broken only by the discreet scrape of silverware on plates.

“I saw Lady Beckinhall today,” Cousin Bathilda said at last, “at a quite dreadful tea given by Mrs. Headington. All that was provided for refreshments were some very dry little cakes. I am positive that they were stale—at the very least two days’ old!—and Lady Beckinhall quite agreed with me.”

Lady Beckinhall could hardly do otherwise, Hero thought wryly.

“She informed me that Lady Caire is thinking of extending her stay on the continent through the winter,” Bathilda went on.

Hero looked up. “Oh, no. Really?”

“Is that a problem?”

“Well, it rather might be,” Hero said.

“Why?” Phoebe asked.

“It’s the work on the new home.” Hero sighed. “I’ve had to hire another architect, because the first one embezzled the funds we’d given him.”

“My dear!” Cousin Bathilda looked horrified.

“Yes. We’ll need more money—quite a bit more money, I’m afraid,” Hero said. “And Lady Caire staying away even longer won’t help matters.”

“What about her son?” Phoebe asked. “Won’t Lord Caire and his new wife be returning to town soon?”

Bathilda snorted. “I wouldn’t be surprised if he stayed away until spring. He married a brewer’s daughter, after all. He’ll need his mother’s help in getting invitations.”

“I don’t think Temperance or Lord Caire are particularly interested in society events,” Hero began.

Bathilda drew in her breath sharply.

“But you are right,” Hero added hastily. “They may stay away from town for even longer now.”

“What shall you do?” Phoebe asked.

Hero shook her head and was silent a moment as the footmen cleared the supper plates and brought in a pudding for dessert.

She waited until they were each served, then said solemnly, “I shall have to raise the funds myself somehow.”

“You can have some of mine,” Phoebe said promptly. “Mother and Father left me a fair amount, or so Maximus says.”

“But you can’t touch it until you’re of a majority,” Hero said gently. “Thank you anyway, dear.”

Phoebe scrunched her face for a moment. “I’d wager there are other ladies who would like to help the home.”