It Had to Be You (Chicago Stars #1)(3)

Phoebe was Viktor’s best friend in the entire world, and he would have done anything for her, a devotion he was proving by agreeing to act out this macabre charade as her lover. At this moment, however, he wanted nothing more than to whisk her away from harm. She didn’t seem to understand that she was playing with fire by toying with that hot-blooded man. Or maybe she did. When Phoebe felt cornered, she could haul an entire army of defensive weapons into action, and seldom were any of them wisely chosen.

Dan Calebow hadn’t spared Viktor a glance, so it wasn’t difficult for the Hungarian to categorize him as one of those maddening men who was completely close-minded on the subject of an alternative lifestyle. A pity, but an attitude Viktor accepted with his characteristic good nature.

Phoebe might not recognize Dan Calebow, but Viktor followed American football and knew that Calebow had been one of the NFL’s most explosive and controversial quarterbacks until he had retired five years ago to take up coaching. In midseason last fall Bert had fired the Stars’ head coach and hired Dan, who had been working for the rival Chicago Bears’ organization, to fill the position.

Calebow was a big, blond lion of a man who carried himself with the authority of someone who had no patience for self-doubt. A bit taller than Viktor’s own six feet, he was more muscular than most professional quarterbacks. He had a high, broad forehead and a strong nose with a small bump at the bridge. His bottom lip was slightly fuller than his top, and a thin white scar marked the point midway between his mouth and chin. But his most fascinating feature wasn’t either that interesting mouth, his thick tawny hair, or the macho chin scar. Instead, it was a pair of predatory sea-green eyes, which were, at that moment, surveying his poor Phoebe with such intensity that Viktor half expected her skin to begin steaming.

“I’m real sorry about Bert,” Calebow said, his Alabama boyhood still evident in his speech. “We surely are going to miss him.”

“How kind of you to say so, Mr. Calebow.”

A faintly exotic cadence had been added to the husky undertones of Phoebe’s speech, and Viktor realized she had introduced Kathleen Turner to her repertoire of sexy female voices. She didn’t usually shift around so much, so he knew she was rattled. Not that she’d let anyone see it. Phoebe had a reputation as a sexpot to uphold.

Viktor’s attention returned to the Stars’ head coach. He remembered reading that Dan Calebow had been nicknamed “Ice” during his playing days because of his chilling lack of compassion for his opponent. He couldn’t blame Phoebe for being unsettled in his presence. This man was formidable.

“Bert surely did love the game,” Calebow continued, “and he was a good man to work for.”

“I’m certain he was.” Each prolonged syllable she uttered was a breathlessly delivered promise of sexual debauchery, a promise Viktor knew all too well Phoebe had no intention of keeping.

He realized how nervous she was when she turned and held her arms out to him. Guessing correctly that she wanted Pooh as a distraction device, he stepped forward, but just as she took the animal, a maintenance truck that had entered the cemetery backfired, startling the poodle.

Pooh gave a yap and leapt free of her arms. The dog had been restrained too long, and she began a wild dash through the crowd, yapping shrilly, her tail wagging so wildly the pom-pom looked as if it might fly off at any moment and whistle through the air like Oddjob’s hat.

“Pooh!” Phoebe cried, taking off after her just as the small white dog bumped against the slender metal legs that supported a towering arrangement of gladiolus.

Phoebe wasn’t the most athletic of creatures under the best of circumstances. Further hampered by her tight skirt, she couldn’t reach the dog in time to prevent disaster. The flowers teetered and toppled backward, knocking into the wreath jammed next to them, which, in turn, upset a massive spray of dahlias. The arrangements were packed so closely together that it was impossible for one to fall without knocking into another, and flowers and water began to fly. The mourners who were standing nearby jumped away in an effort to protect their clothing and knocked into more of the floral tributes. Like dominoes, one basket tipped against another, until the ground began to look like Merlin Olsen’s worst nightmare.

Phoebe whipped off her sunglasses to reveal her exotically tilted amber eyes. “Stay, Pooh! Stay, dammit! Viktor!”

Viktor had already rushed to the opposite side of the casket in an effort to head off the rampaging poodle, but in his haste he knocked over several chairs, which, in turn, flew into another group of floral arrangements, setting off a separate chain reaction.

A Gold Coast socialite, who fancied herself an expert on small dogs since she owned a shiatsu, made a leap for the frenzied poodle only to draw up short when Pooh dropped her tail, bared her teeth, and snapped at her like a canine Terminator. Although Pooh was generally the most congenial of dogs, the socialite had the misfortune to be wearing Calvin Klein’s Eternity, a fragrance Pooh had detested ever since one of Phoebe’s friends, who had been drenched in it, had called her a mutt and kicked her under the table.

Phoebe, whose side-slit skirt was showing far too much of her thigh for respectability, shot between two defensive linemen. They watched with open amusement as she gestured toward the poodle. “Pooh! Here, Pooh!”

Molly Somerville, mortified by the spectacle her half sister was making, tried to hide herself in the crowd.