Holiday in Death (In Death #7)(39)

“You’re on the departmental payroll.” Eve knew the reminder that this was official business was wasted. But she felt obliged to get it in as Mavis beamed at Peabody out of newly toned grass-green eyes.

“Pays shit.” This was from Trina. The beauty consultant circled Peabody as a sculptor might with a flawed piece of marble — with interest, caution, and faint derision.

Trina was wearing eyebrow rings today, a fact that made Eve wince when she looked at the tiny gold hoops pinned to the outer line. Her hair, a deep plum purple, was slicked up in a foot-high cone. Her choice of outfit was a somewhat conservative black jumpsuit with the holiday touch of naked Santas dancing over each breast.

And this, Eve thought as she pressed her fingers to her eyes, this was the pair she’d convinced Whitney to budget into the case account.

“I want to keep it simple,” she told them. “I just don’t want her to look like a cop.”

“What do you think, Trina?” Mavis leaned over Peabody’s shoulder, pulling at her own curls so they lay over Peabody’s cheeks. “This color’d rock on her. Festive, right? Holiday time. And wait till you see the wardrobe I got Leonardo to lend us.” She bounced back, grinning. “There’s this peekaboo skinsuit that’s really you, Peabody.”

“Skinsuit.” Peabody paled, thinking of bulges. “Lieutenant.”

“Simple,” Eve said again, ready to desert her aide.

“What do you use on your skin?” Trina demanded, taking a firm hold of Peabody’s chin. “Sandpaper?”

“Um — “

“You got pores like moon craters here, girlfriend. You need a full facial treatment. I’m starting with a peeler.”

“Oh God.” Panicked, Peabody tried to jerk her chin free. “Listen — “

“Are those tits yours or enhanced?”

“Mine.” Instantly, Peabody crossed her arms over her chest and grabbed her own br**sts before Trina could. “They’re mine. I’m really happy with them.”

“They’re good tits. Okay, strip. Let’s have a look at them, and the rest of you.”

“Strip?” Peabody swiveled her head until her terrified eyes latched onto Eve’s. “Dallas, Lieutenant. Sir?”

“You said you could handle undercover, Peabody.” After one sympathetic shudder, Eve turned and started out. “You’ve got two hours with her.”

“I need three,” Trina called out. “I don’t rush my art.”

“You got two.” Firmly Eve shut the door on Peabody’s shocked squeak.

It seemed best all around, Eve thought, if she stayed as far away from what was happening to her aide as possible. She decided to pay a visit to an old friend.

Charles Monroe was a licensed companion, as slick and attractive a prostitute as Eve had encountered, on or off the force. He’d once helped her with a case — and then offered her his services for free.

She’d taken the help, and politely refused the offer.

Now she pressed the buzzer outside his elegant apartment in a high-priced midtown building. A building Roarke owned, she thought with a roll of her eyes.

When the security beam blinked green, she lifted a brow, aiming a look at the peephole and holding up her badge in case Charles had forgotten her.

When he opened the door, he proved she needn’t have worried about his memory. “Lieutenant Sugar.” He caught her off guard with a strong hug and a quick, slightly too intimate kiss.

“Hands off, pal.”

“I never got to kiss the bride.” He winked at her, a sleepy-eyed, handsome man with an elegant face. “So how do you like being married to the richest man in the universe?”

“He keeps me in coffee.”

Charles cocked his head, studied her. “You’re in love with him, all the way. Well, good for you. I see the two of you on screen now and then. At some glitzy do. I wondered how it was with you. Now I see, and I have to assume you’re not here to take me up on that offer I made some months back.”

“I need to talk to you.”

“Okay, come on in.” He stepped back, gesturing. He wore a black unisuit that showed off a very well-disciplined body. “Want a drink? I doubt my blend of coffee compares to what Roarke can supply. How about a tube of Pepsi?”

“Yeah, fine.”

She remembered his kitchen. Neat, spartan, clean lined. A great deal like its tenant. She took a seat while he took two tubes out of the cold box and poured each into a tall clear glass. He rolled the tubes, slipped them into the recycle slot, then sat down across from her.

“I’d drink to old times, Dallas, but… they sucked.”

“Yeah. Well, I’ve got some new times for you, Charles. They suck, too. Why is a successful LC using a dating service? Before you answer,” she continued, lifting her glass, “I’ll inform you that using such services for professional solicitations is illegal.”

He blushed. She wouldn’t have believed it possible, but his strong, handsome face colored painfully and his gaze dropped to his glass. “Jesus, do you know everything?”

“If I knew everything, I’d know the answer. Why don’t you give it to me?”

“It’s private,” he muttered.

“I wouldn’t be here if it was. Why have you gone to Personally Yours for consults?”