Holiday in Death (In Death #7)(25)

The eyes caught her first. They were a pale, almost translucent blue framed by thick dark lashes and thin ebony brows that each peaked to a ruler-sharp point in the middle. His hair was a brilliant ruby red, swept high off his forehead and temples and styled to tumble in a snowfall of springy curls to the middle of his back.

His skin had the dull gold sheen indicating mixed-race heritage or complexion dyes. His mouth was painted a deep bronze, and riding along his prominent left cheekbone was a white unicorn with gold horn and hooves.

He swept back the electric-blue cape draped over his shoulders. Beneath he wore a skinsuit of chartreuse and silver stripes with a deeply scooped neckline. A tangle of gold chains gleamed against his impressive chest. He angled his head, sending the long gold dangles in his ears dancing as he set one hand on one slim hip and studied Eve.

“And what can I do for you, dear heart?”

“I want — “

“Wait, wait!” He threw up both hands, palms out, revealing a chain of hearts and flowers tattooed there. “I know that face.” With a dramatic toss of his head, he circled Eve and gave her a whiff of his scent.

Plums, she thought. The guy smelled like plums.

“Faces,” he continued while Eve’s eyes narrowed, “are, after all, my art, my business, my stock and trade. I’ve seen yours. Oh yes indeed, I have.”

Abruptly, he grabbed Eve’s face between his hands and leaned forward until they were nearly nose to nose. “Look, pal — “

“Roarke’s wife!” He squealed it, then planted a loud, juicy kiss on her mouth, leaping back before she could follow through with the urge to punch him. “That’s who you are! Darling,” he crooned, turning with his hands crossed over his heart to the receptionist. “Roarke’s wife is in our humble salon.”

“Roarke’s wife?” Yvette went bright red, then lost all color. “Oh,” she muttered and looked ill.

“Sit, you must sit and tell me everything you desire.” He scooped an arm around Eve’s shoulders and began to nudge her toward a chair. “Yvette, be a lamb and cancel all my consultations. Dear lady, I am yours. Where shall we begin?”

“You can begin by stepping back, ace.” She shrugged off his arm, and with some regret pulled out her badge instead of her weapon. “I’m here on police business.”

“Oh my, oh my goodness.” Simon patted his hands to his cheeks. “How could I have forgotten? Roarke’s wife is one of New York’s finest. Forgive me, dear heart.”

“The name is Dallas, Lieutenant Dallas.”

“Of course.” Then he smiled sweetly. “Forgive me, Lieutenant. My enthusiasm… I tend to emote. Seeing you here, I lost my head, if you will. You see, you’re on our top ten wish list, along with Madam President and Slinky LeMar — the video Queen,” he added when Eve’s eyes remained narrowed. “It’s excellent company.”

“Right. I need your client list for the Natural Perfection line.”

“Our client list.” He laid a hand on his heart again, and sat. He touched the video screen and had the menu popping on. “A sparkling lemon. Please, Lieutenant, allow me to offer you some refreshment.”

“I’m fine.” But because he looked chastised and didn’t appear to be planning on grabbing her again, she sat across from him. “I need the list, Simon.”

“Is it permissible to ask why?”

“I’m investigating a homicide.”

“A murder.” He whispered it, leaned closer. “I know it’s dreadful, but I find that terribly exciting. I’m an avid fan of mystery and detective videos.” He offered that sweet smile again, and despite herself Eve softened.

“This is a little different than a video, Simon.”

“I know, I know. It’s horrid of me. Ghoulish. But I can’t imagine how a line of cosmetics and enhancements figure into a…” His eyes went wide and bright. “Poison? Was it poison? Someone added poison to the lip dyes. The victim prepared herself for a glorious night on the town — perhaps she used Radical Red, or no, no, Bombshell Bronze, then — “

“Get a grip on yourself, Simon.”

His lashes fluttered, his color went bright, then he chuckled warmly. “I should be spanked.” Without glancing over, he scooped a tall, slim glass of pale yellow liquid from the serving droid that zipped to his chair. “Of course, we’ll cooperate, Lieutenant, in any way we can. I should warn you that our client list is quite extensive. If you could give me specific products, we could whittle it down considerably.”

“Give me the whole shot for now, then I’ll see what I can do.”

“At your command.” He rose, bowed, then waltzed behind the console. “Yvette, give dear Lieutenant Dallas some samples while I perform this little task for her. There’s a lamb.”

“I don’t need any samples.” Eve smiled thinly at Yvette. “But I want the scent we were talking about.”

“Absolutely.” The receptionist nearly knelt at Eve’s feet. “Would this be for yourself?”

“No, it’s a gift.”

“And a very thoughtful one.” Yvette took a personal palm computer out of her pocket. “Male or female?”

“Female.”