Win (Windsor Horne Lockwood III #1)(34)
CHAPTER 12
I get back to the Beresford at one a.m.
Hormuz spots me coming to the door. He hurries to open it. I flash a fake FBI identification and stick it back in my coat pocket. I realize that impersonating an officer is breaking the law, but here is the thing about being rich: You don’t go to jail for crimes like this. The rich hire a bunch of attorneys who will twist reality in a thousand different ways until reality is made irrelevant. They’d claim Hormuz is a liar. They’d say I was obviously joking. They’d deny I ever flashed anything at all, or if we are on tape, they’d say I flashed a photograph of someone I was visiting. We would whisper quietly in the ears of friendly politicians, judges, prosecutors. We would make donations to their campaigns or their pet causes.
It would go away.
If by some miracle it didn’t go away—if by some one-in-a-thousand chance the authorities were called in on this and stood up to the pressure and took it to trial and found a jury to convict me of impersonating an officer—the punishment would never be prison time. Rich guys like me don’t go to prison. We—gasp!—pay fines. Since I have a ton of money already, a hundred times more than I could spend in a lifetime at the very least, why would that deter me?
Am I being too honest?
A similar calculation is made in my business all the time. It is why so many choose to bend the rules, break the rules, cheat. The odds of getting caught? Slim. The odds of being prosecuted? Slimmer. If you do somehow get caught, the odds of simply paying a fine that will be lower than the amount of money you stole? Great. The odds of doing any kind of real prison time? A mathematical formula constantly approaching zero.
I detest that. I don’t stand for cheaters or thieves, especially those who aren’t doing it to feed a starving family.
Yet here I am with my fake ID.
Do I appear the hypocrite?
“Yeah, Hermit was like a vampire,” Hormuz tells me. “Only came out at night, I guess.”
Hormuz has eyes so heavily lidded I don’t get how he sees anything. He has a bowling-ball paunch and one of those dark faces that appear to be five-o’clock-shadowed seconds after a shave.
“You want something to drink?” he asks me. “Coffee?”
Hormuz shows me his mug, which probably began life as something in the white family but is now stained the color of a smoker’s teeth.
“No, I’m good. I understand the mystery tenant used the basement exit.”
“Yep. Which was weird.”
“Why weird?”
“Because he’d come out over there, to the left. Then he’d circle in front of the building anyway. He’d walk right past me.”
“So he took more steps this way?”
“More steps, longer elevator ride, it just didn’t make sense. Except.”
“Except?”
“Except the lobby has a ton of cameras. But from his elevator to the exit in the basement, there was only the one.”
Made sense. “Did he ever talk to you?”
“The guy in the tower?”
“Yes.”
“Not once. He’d go past me like clockwork every Wednesday night. Or, well, it was four a.m. so maybe that was Thursday morning? Still dark out though.” He shakes his head. “Doesn’t matter, whatever. He’d walk past me. For years this would happen. I would nod and say, ‘Good evening, sir.’ I’m polite like that. He’s one of my tenants. I treat him with respect, no matter how he treats me. Most tenants, well, they’re great. They call me by my first name, tell me to do the same with them. But I don’t. I like to show respect, you know what I’m saying? I’ve been here eighteen years, and I would say I still haven’t met half of the people who live here. They’re in bed by midnight when I come on. But the tower guy? I’d nod to him every time. I would say, ‘Good evening, sir.’ He just kept his head down. Never said anything. Never looked up. Never acknowledged I even existed.”
I say nothing.
“Look, I don’t want you to get the wrong idea. I know he’s dead and all, so I shouldn’t speak bad about the man. I think he had issues, you know. Glenda, my wife, she watches some show on hoarders and whatnot. It’s a real illness, Glenda tells me. So maybe that was it. It’s not like I’m happy he’s dead or anything.”
“You said every Wednesday night.”
“Huh?”
“You said he walked past you every Wednesday night.”
“Or Thursday morning. It’s weird having a midnight gig. Like tonight. I arrived Wednesday night but what time is it now?”
I check my watch. “Almost one thirty.”
“Right, so it’s not Wednesday night anymore. It’s Thursday morning.”
“Let’s call it Thursday morning,” I say, because this subject is irrelevant and boring me.
“Yeah, okay.”
“You said you saw him walk past you every Thursday morning at four a.m.”
“Yep, that’s right.”
“So it was a routine?”
“Yeah.”
“How long had he been doing this?”
“Oh, years and years.”
“Summer, fall, spring, winter?”
“Yeah, I think so. I mean, look, there were times he missed. I’m sure of it. There were months I wouldn’t see him at all. Like maybe he flew to Florida for the winter, I don’t know. And there were nights, well, the job is quiet. I sit. I may stick in my AirPods and stream something on Netflix, you know what I’m saying? But as soon as someone touches the door, bam, I’m up. We lock it after midnight. So maybe sometimes he walked by and I didn’t see.”