The Burning Maze (The Trials of Apollo #3)(75)

Wah-Wah bowed, his ears spreading across the mosaic floor. ‘H-here, sire.’

‘Served me well, have you?’

‘Yes, sire!’

‘Until today.’

The pandos looked like he was trying to swallow Tiny Tim’s ukulele. ‘They – they tricked us, lord! With horrible music!’

‘I see,’ Caligula said. ‘And how do you intend to make this right? How can I be sure of your loyalty?’

‘I – I pledge you my heart, sire! Now and always! My men and I –’ He clamped his huge hands over his mouth.

Caligula smiled blandly. ‘Oh, Reverb?’

His praetor commander stepped forward. ‘Lord?’

‘You heard Wah-Wah?’

‘Yes, lord,’ Reverb agreed. ‘His heart is yours. And also his men’s hearts.’

‘Well, then.’ Caligula flicked his fingers in a vague go away gesture. ‘Take them outside and collect what is mine.’

The throne-room guards from the port side marched forward and seized Wah-Wah and his two lieutenants by the arms.

‘No!’ Wah-Wah screamed. ‘No, I – I didn’t mean –!’

He and his men thrashed and sobbed, but it was no use. The golden-armoured pandai dragged them away.

Reverb gestured at Crest, who stood trembling and whimpering next to Piper. ‘What about this one, sire?’

Caligula narrowed his eyes. ‘Remind me why this one has white fur?’

‘He’s young, sire,’ Reverb said, not a trace of sympathy in his voice. ‘Our people’s fur darkens with age.’

‘I see.’ Caligula stroked Crest’s face with the back of his hand, causing the young pandos to whimper even louder. ‘Leave him. He’s amusing, and he seems harmless enough. Now shoo, Commander. Bring me those hearts.’

Reverb bowed and hurried after his men.

My pulse hammered in my temples. I wanted to convince myself things were not so bad. Half the emperor’s guards and their commander had just left. Medea was under the strain of controlling two venti. That meant only six elite pandai, a killer horse and an immortal emperor to deal with. Now was the optimal time for me to execute my clever plan … if only I had one.

Caligula stepped to my side. He threw his arm around me like an old friend. ‘You see, Apollo? I’m not crazy. I’m not cruel. I just take people at their word. If you promise me your life, or your heart, or your wealth … then you should mean it, don’t you think?’

My eyes watered. I was too afraid to blink.

‘Your friend Piper, for instance,’ Caligula said. ‘She wanted to spend time with her dad. She resented his career. So, guess what? I took that career away! If she’d just gone to Oklahoma with him, like they’d planned, she could’ve got what she wanted! But does she thank me? No. She comes here to kill me.’

‘I will,’ Piper said, her voice a bit steadier. ‘Take my word on that.’

‘Exactly my point,’ Caligula said. ‘No gratitude.’

He patted me on the chest, sending starbursts of pain across my bruised ribs. ‘And Jason Grace? He wants to be a priest or something, build shrines to the gods. Fine! I am a god. I have no problem with that! Then he comes here to wreck my yachts with lightning. Is that priestlike behaviour? I don’t think so.’

He strolled towards the swirling columns of wind. This left his back exposed, but neither Piper nor I moved to attack him. Even now, recalling it, I cannot tell you why. I felt so powerless, as if I were caught in a vision that had happened centuries before. For the first time, I sensed what it would be like if the Triumvirate controlled every Oracle. They would not just foresee the future – they would shape it. Their every word would become inexorable destiny.

‘And this one.’ Caligula studied Meg McCaffrey. ‘Her father once swore he wouldn’t rest until he reincarnated the blood-born, the silver wives! Can you believe it?’

Blood-born. Silver wives. Those words sent a jolt through my nervous system. I felt I should know what they meant, how they related to the seven green seeds Meg had planted on the hillside. As usual, my human brain screamed in protest as I attempted to dredge the information from its depths. I could almost see the annoying FILE NOT FOUND message flashing behind my eyes.

Caligula grinned. ‘Well, of course I took Dr McCaffrey at his word! I burned his stronghold to the ground. But, honestly, I thought I was quite generous to let him and his daughter live. Little Meg had a wonderful life with my nephew Nero. If she’d just kept her promises to him …’ He wagged his finger disapprovingly at her.

On the starboard side of the room, Incitatus looked up from his golden oat bucket and belched. ‘Hey, Big C? Great speech and all. But shouldn’t we kill the two in the whirlwinds so Medea can turn her attention to flaying Lester alive? I really want to see that.’

‘Yes, please,’ Medea agreed, her teeth clenched.

‘NO!’ Piper shouted. ‘Caligula, let my friends go.’

Unfortunately, she could barely stand up straight. Her voice shook.

Caligula chuckled. ‘My love, I’ve been trained to resist charmspeak by Medea herself. You’ll have to do better than that if –’

‘Incitatus,’ Piper called, her voice a little stronger, ‘kick Medea in the head.’