Second First Impressions(43)
“So do you like the idea of a cheese party? I think the residents will love it.”
“Sure. Everyone loves cheese.” He flips through the channels. There’s no smile on his mouth.
“Tell me what’s wrong, Theodore.” I sit on the end of the couch near his black-socked feet. I’ve affixed the Method worksheet onto a clipboard. “Mel’s put a blank space here marked Name. Like she’s got other clients and doesn’t want to mix up the paperwork. Well, who am I to disobey a form.” I write in RUTHIE MAREE MIDONA. “I have to write a list. I can do that.”
“I just like it best when it’s only you and me.” He knows there’s only room for one guy on this couch. “I’ve never had a place where the same thing happens every day. This is it.”
“Providence is a little like that.”
“No, I mean here. With you, the oven timer, and the pipes filling your bath. When I was growing up”— here, he breaks off, and this seems hard— “I usually didn’t know where I was spending the night. Mom and Dad didn’t really work out a custody arrangement, it was pretty ad hoc. Just whoever lost the coin toss got me.”
“I wouldn’t have coped with that.”
“I barely did.” He pulls himself up to nestle his shoulders into the throw pillows. I turn and do the same, and my legs fit between his. “I know I come off pretty flaky. I’ve just lived like this a long time. And I want this to last awhile longer.”
We’re like two people lying together in a bathtub. It feels like we’ve sat like this for years. He pulls the elastic from his hair and the sumptuous black coil sits on his shoulder like a pet. He looks like a man, muscled and animal. He says to the clipboard, “I won’t like your list.”
“Because the list won’t be about you?” The way he blinks tells me yes. “Teddy, you are skating very close to gorgeous narcissist territory.”
I tap the page with my pen. I’m going to ignore the sensation of his eyes on me and the way his energy tugs like a hand on my sleeve, asking me to look up.
“Gorgeous?”
“Your Honor, I rest my case.” His legs are snuggling closer around mine. I’m trying hard to not smile. “Choose something to watch, please. You’re driving me nuts changing that channel.”
“Put on Heaven Sent. I know you have it, I can hear it through the wall.” He begins singing part of the theme song: “ ‘Whenever you’re alone, I call your name, whenever you’re lost, you know you’ll get home— ’ ”
Is he teasing? Blood makes my face hot. “Did you actually press your ear on the wall? I kept the volume so low I had to put subtitles on.”
He nods and continues singing in a lovely voice (of course he can flippin’ sing, what is he even bad at?). “ ‘Life’s got ups and downs, we play that game, but when will you learn?’ ”
Even me, with my heart of stone, cannot resist singing the last line with him. “ ‘When will you learn, you’re heaven sent?’ ” We even harmonize. I grin at him. “You think I’m a huge loser, right?” Please just tell me you do. Pop this helium feeling.
“If you’re a loser, then I am too. I fucking love that show. Put on the one where Francine goes bra shopping.” He keeps humming the theme song, tapping his toe against my hip. I look at the blank worksheet. I feel like I’m not going to like anything I write, either. If I don’t get ahold of myself, it could easily look like this:
Turn-ons
? Tall
? Tattoos
? Those magic eyes
? That insanely good hair
? Quick smile/perfect teeth
? Talented hands that give and take
Turnoffs
? Anyone who isn’t him
I’d better use a pencil and an eraser.
I haven’t answered him. “I’m three seasons behind that episode. I always watch them in order. And I wouldn’t let you watch that one anyway, you perv. Francine’s supposed to be in high school.”
He shrugs. “Hey, I was in high school, too, when it aired. My sisters and I never missed an episode. That was one thing I could count on in my week. So where are we up to? We wouldn’t want to mess up the special Heaven Sent system.”
(Little does he know that, thanks to the worldwide rewatch hosted by my forum, there literally is a special system.)
“I only do an annual viewing, and if I watch them in order, it makes it more satisfying. The bigger story arcs build up so well.”
“I’m sure, Tidy Girl.” He grins to himself. “Only an annual viewing. Such restraint. Is this what you want to do with your dream man? Snuggling up, watching a churchy TV show? Does it remind you of home?”
We’re interlocking our legs like this is normal. Sort of snuggling, now that he mentions it. The feel of another person, resting against me, warm and heavy? This is genuine heaven. “This was what I counted on each week, too. This routine of mine? It goes way back.”
“How far?”
“Since …” I trail off but he nudges me with his foot to keep going. “My mom picks up produce from supermarkets and restaurants in the evenings. She’s been doing it since I was around eight years old. A local business donated a van, it’s all pretty professional. The food is distributed to soup kitchens and community organizations, and she doesn’t get home until midnight.”